would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.

,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of...

the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a

oz. and call all his friends. Soon, the winds began to change and

Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started

to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a

blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he

whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left

drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and

we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his

chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what

(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??)


anyway...


MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started

violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern

ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a

bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....

you can start to forget about certain people using more than the 13 word...

limit, which kind of cheapens the game. But if we all pull together,

then we shall not pull apart." Munku smiled and all was good. Beatniks

often pulled together. A little known fact is that Beatniks actually invented 'Soggy

Cereal' when they left the milk in the cereal too long. Dinosaurs invented

the game of soggy biscuit which has nothing to do with the following

circumstances that are about to occur. Now, tuffrr persuaded the beatniks to say

, in Mugatu voices, "OH MY GOD, THAT BUNDY IS SOOOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!"

if only he didn't have that nasty looking booger hangin' from his nose.

Suddenly, Fremen jumped up and licked the booger right out of bundys nostril

while singing 'God Save the Queen'. Bundy thought it odd, that a Texan

would wish to save that rich old bitch, but then he realised that

the Queen in the song actually referred to Bundy himself! If only the

tongue were swirling around the royal jewels, thought bundy. I'd be the most

sensual experience a queen could have. He shuddered with excitement as he watched

Astroglide frolic on the lawn. Smiling, he then he loaded his rifle, aimed

at his blue balls, and said a loner's prayer. Everyone from TFP immediately

started mourning the passing of those sacred Blue Balls. Munky declared that this

thread was headed south, so he devised a plan to ressurect Cujo and

to set him loose on all the rookies... However, his plan was foiled

by that bastard paddyjoe.He can bugger-fuck even the easiest of challenges.

This one time, at booze camp, PJ managed to stick his pint glass

Who're the counselors, you and flyman? :lol:


under the Guinness tap, and then empty the keg before anyone else could

LOL!!!!
we should all go into the camp business... "Round Up Time Kids... its time for your mid-morning shots of vodka..."



rub their genitals around the sexy, moist, keg. PJ then stumbled around squealing

like a pig -on Bundy's orders. Everybody danced. The music that played was

strangely photogenic, what with it being music and all, but that didn't matter,

and thus brought them to the end of a running sentence. Meanwhile, bundy

was vomiting continually from an over-dose of diet sprite. "Damn, that stuff is

shitty without any booze in it."Time to head for the booze camp

" said Sally as she sprang up from under the table. "Ill bring the

three stooges." Moe, Curly and everybody's favorite stooge: Iggy -all appeared from behind

Astro's bright red door. Iggy pranced around naked, while Moe and Curly picked

out their favourite alcohol. Soon, they were all running around like chickens with

a healthy dose of mono. Iggy then burst out in song, "I'm just

a fool for you bundy," he sang, while stripping off bundy's pink sleeper-jammies.

Iggy then chewed off Bundy's little toe. Bundy was ecstatic and aroused. Snoogans

picked the jam out of the discarded toenail, while bundy continually moaned, "OH

HOW CAN IT BE WRONG WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT?" Iggy's tongue slashed

violently around the edge of the gaping wound where bundy's toe used to

wiggle. Meanwhile, through a tiny hole in the wall, flyman photographed Astrocloud and

Munky exchanging wedding vows in front of a zombie minister. they had escaped

the mad surgeon's chainsaw -but not for long. A loud buzzing saw ripped

through the pain on astro's face,as he was clearly upset that munky

was sucking on flyman's magic J-Bone. "Munky I thought you were quitting" said

Astro. "I am but I need to be shit-faced to get through

an oral session with this disgusting human fly". Meanwhile, while this was happening,

splck came back from holidays,just in time to take a razzing about

how he'd missed the booze camp reunion party. Camp Councillor Flyman had wept

openly about munky's decision to plug the gloryhole in the outhouse wall. "He

took dat 'dere finger, and shoved it into dat 'dere hole, and no

more freaky oral wid' toothless joe from behind the wall". The gloryhole was

actually Astro's name for a rocky gash in the nearby mountainside. Once, when

bundy stuck his finger in the rocky gash -a toothless squirell started sucking

every one of his nuts until all the the limb they began to

limb like a limb that limbed. Bundy's mangina ached for the salt of

the sea. He needed a vacation to a tropical island. But, as he

walked to his computer, he fell down and couldnt get up. He was

eating oreos at the time, and mesmerized at the amount of 'white stuff'

that he could fit in his buttcrack. "Look everyone! -I'm an Oreo!" he

said."Everyone can just eat me like i'm an oreo cookie."Then Astrocloud.....

Showed up with two new old school mormon wives. Flyman was instantly jealous.

The wives were quite disheveled and had the largest, most delicious looking set

of creamy white breasts. Bundy turned around and felt shame for his antics.

And then made off with a television that he borrowed from his neighbor,