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would sometimes engorge on human brains. This did not effect his intelligence, yet.
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,he still seemed to not give a flying fuck towards the whereabouts of...
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the amazing Bong. Flyman cared though. He cared enough to pick up a
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oz. and call all his friends. Soon, the winds began to change and
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Moolag realized that it was time for some killin'. Then it really started
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to rain men. Halileuja it's raining men, amen. The story ended and a
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blue-eyed panda appeared to take down the set. After coffee with friends, he
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whipped out his old fella and wanked it furiously until his friends left
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drenched in you-know-what. Needless to say, they never spoke again and
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we return to old Moolag, who could not find the key to his
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chastity belt. Long red hair and a matching red landing strip were what
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(since when did my twin sister MOolag become a bloke??)
anyway... MOolag's new lover, Fremen, was interested in. So MoOlag bought some dye and started |
violating the 13 word rule which annoyed Munku. "Stop that!" Munku's stern
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ass shouted. "How dare you bring your insubordination in my courtroom!" "Eat a
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bowl of Cheerios, chill a bit, then lick my bailiff's butt!" "Maybe then....
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you can start to forget about certain people using more than the 13 word...
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limit, which kind of cheapens the game. But if we all pull together,
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then we shall not pull apart." Munku smiled and all was good. Beatniks
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often pulled together. A little known fact is that Beatniks actually invented 'Soggy
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Cereal' when they left the milk in the cereal too long. Dinosaurs invented
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the game of soggy biscuit which has nothing to do with the following
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circumstances that are about to occur. Now, tuffrr persuaded the beatniks to say
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, in Mugatu voices, "OH MY GOD, THAT BUNDY IS SOOOOOO HOT RIGHT NOW!!"
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if only he didn't have that nasty looking booger hangin' from his nose.
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Suddenly, Fremen jumped up and licked the booger right out of bundys nostril
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while singing 'God Save the Queen'. Bundy thought it odd, that a Texan
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would wish to save that rich old bitch, but then he realised that
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the Queen in the song actually referred to Bundy himself! If only the
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tongue were swirling around the royal jewels, thought bundy. I'd be the most
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sensual experience a queen could have. He shuddered with excitement as he watched
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Astroglide frolic on the lawn. Smiling, he then he loaded his rifle, aimed
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at his blue balls, and said a loner's prayer. Everyone from TFP immediately
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started mourning the passing of those sacred Blue Balls. Munky declared that this
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thread was headed south, so he devised a plan to ressurect Cujo and
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to set him loose on all the rookies... However, his plan was foiled
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by that bastard paddyjoe.He can bugger-fuck even the easiest of challenges.
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This one time, at booze camp, PJ managed to stick his pint glass
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we should all go into the camp business... "Round Up Time Kids... its time for your mid-morning shots of vodka..." rub their genitals around the sexy, moist, keg. PJ then stumbled around squealing |
like a pig -on Bundy's orders. Everybody danced. The music that played was
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strangely photogenic, what with it being music and all, but that didn't matter,
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and thus brought them to the end of a running sentence. Meanwhile, bundy
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was vomiting continually from an over-dose of diet sprite. "Damn, that stuff is
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shitty without any booze in it."Time to head for the booze camp
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" said Sally as she sprang up from under the table. "Ill bring the
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three stooges." Moe, Curly and everybody's favorite stooge: Iggy -all appeared from behind
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Astro's bright red door. Iggy pranced around naked, while Moe and Curly picked
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out their favourite alcohol. Soon, they were all running around like chickens with
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a healthy dose of mono. Iggy then burst out in song, "I'm just
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a fool for you bundy," he sang, while stripping off bundy's pink sleeper-jammies.
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Iggy then chewed off Bundy's little toe. Bundy was ecstatic and aroused. Snoogans
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picked the jam out of the discarded toenail, while bundy continually moaned, "OH
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HOW CAN IT BE WRONG WHEN IT FEELS SO RIGHT?" Iggy's tongue slashed
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violently around the edge of the gaping wound where bundy's toe used to
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wiggle. Meanwhile, through a tiny hole in the wall, flyman photographed Astrocloud and
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Munky exchanging wedding vows in front of a zombie minister. they had escaped
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the mad surgeon's chainsaw -but not for long. A loud buzzing saw ripped
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through the pain on astro's face,as he was clearly upset that munky
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was sucking on flyman's magic J-Bone. "Munky I thought you were quitting" said
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Astro. "I am but I need to be shit-faced to get through
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an oral session with this disgusting human fly". Meanwhile, while this was happening,
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splck came back from holidays,just in time to take a razzing about
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how he'd missed the booze camp reunion party. Camp Councillor Flyman had wept
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openly about munky's decision to plug the gloryhole in the outhouse wall. "He
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took dat 'dere finger, and shoved it into dat 'dere hole, and no
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more freaky oral wid' toothless joe from behind the wall". The gloryhole was
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actually Astro's name for a rocky gash in the nearby mountainside. Once, when
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bundy stuck his finger in the rocky gash -a toothless squirell started sucking
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every one of his nuts until all the the limb they began to
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limb like a limb that limbed. Bundy's mangina ached for the salt of
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the sea. He needed a vacation to a tropical island. But, as he
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walked to his computer, he fell down and couldnt get up. He was
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eating oreos at the time, and mesmerized at the amount of 'white stuff'
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that he could fit in his buttcrack. "Look everyone! -I'm an Oreo!" he
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said."Everyone can just eat me like i'm an oreo cookie."Then Astrocloud.....
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Showed up with two new old school mormon wives. Flyman was instantly jealous.
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The wives were quite disheveled and had the largest, most delicious looking set
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of creamy white breasts. Bundy turned around and felt shame for his antics.
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And then made off with a television that he borrowed from his neighbor,
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