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-And well they should for it was flyman's mess. He seemed to overlook
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showering for weeks at a time. He felt that licking himself like a
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lollipop would make him more attractive to the now mummified MoOlag. Cold sweat
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covered his body, he soon realised that the gram of high quality cocaine
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was chopped with miracle grow! He soon sprouted pubes at an inhuman rate
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like some amped up Chia Love Doll. The room spun around him slowly,
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increasing the amount of sloshing going on in his full bladder.
Flyman needed |
get away from all of this excess growth and unrequited MoOlag passion, so
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he deciced to end it all.It was too unberable to have to...
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face MoOlag sober. So he sparked one up, and jumped in his '56
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chevy.....drove to paddyjoe's house......they grabbed bundy,splck and fremen and procceded...
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up the coast to the biggest cathouse in the Northwest where all the
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hottest hookers in the US liked to party... the boys all ditched their clothes
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,ran naked up main street ,screaming at the top of their lungs..."Hey....
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we forgot Astrocloud" -Yet there was Astro waving to them from the cathouse...
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cellar, having been imprisoned there when it was determined that he had no
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right to even look at these hotties with a goofy double face. So
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they kept him in the basement with some kinky female perverts. Meanwhile Mothra
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caused serious turmoil in the bubbling cauldron that was Fremen's brain, causing him
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to be strangely arroused... he suddenly realised, it wasnŽt fear he felt, but
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the sudden, uncontrollable urge to piss. So he unzipped his pants and pulled
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out El Jefe! The monster organ that terrorized Munchkin-land and made the Lion
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whimpered in terror as it backed into the corner. Meanwhile the wizard
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was performing unspeakable acts on Fremen's unit, finally rendering it a useless piece
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of maggot flesh... just the sort of thing that "the wizard" craved in
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his breakfast. Astrocloud along with the rest, joined forces to take over every
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corner of munchkin land, which wasnŽt very hard, since it was a set
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Lincoln Logs and Legos mixed in with bundys' old mans' VW Van parts
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held together with munchkin turds. "Come, my precious kinky female perverts," Astrocloud cried,
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"lets run away to Neverland, where we can frolic with Michael, and have
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a grand ol' time trying to come up with a way to bilk
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millions of orphans out of their Christian Children's fund -and we'll get loaded."
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"Get loaded you say?" Paddyjoe inquired. "Why I love to get loaded and
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go screw with people at the mall. Especially this time of year. They're
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so succulent and ready for grilling!" His cannabalistic ways always distracted him from
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his nose picking and there was a large bogey still attached to his
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index finger,that he was flailing about in the direction of splck.He.....
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sprayed lighter fluid all over the nude portrait of Danny DeVito that Jesus
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had left there earlier by some mistake. Meanwhile, in another part of the
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nude devito portrait, also known as the background, Nick Nolte and Vin Diesel
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wannabes lined up in hope of catching a glimpse of that famous DeVito
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butt crack, but it was too close to the ground so they left.
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In the meantime, torgone and Fremen were thinking about turning gay, but Astrocloud
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strapped on a 14-incher and drove those thoughts right out of our minds,
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but didn't relieve the fact that this thread was on the 3rd page!
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"What else can I do", moaned Astrocloud. "I've straightened out my pals, but
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it takes mental fortitude and a certain amount of joie de vivre to
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have my way with those other two dorks, flyman and bundy." "Maybe if
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i cover my body in chocolate body paint, then roll in dog shit
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I'll smell better. Aw, screw it. Let's get lunch. I feel like eating
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scrot today" said Astrocloud. "No no no!" Proclaimed paddyjoe, scrot is bad for
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your manly image. Besides, it could cause acne and male pattern baldness. Instead,
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lets all feast on the succulent love flower....the vagina.When it opens....
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and that delightful, pungent aroma meets your nostrils, you just gotta do the
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dishes. "It's how I get these wretched curs to do my bidding, cackled
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Jesus, as he slashed at the souls of ENRON exec's in hell with
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his razor sharp dildo.
"Normally the nuns do this sort of work." A |
little cross training never hurts in situations like this though. Meanwhile, Santa Claus
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ate a tourist and in other news... Saint splck proved that he could
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lick peanut butter off his elbow. "This skill will certainly come in handy
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when his head is down,ass is up,and barking like a dog...
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" said Jesus who was now ass up and barking... None of this bothered
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flyman, who was pre-occupied with his new Barbie collection. "Gosh", flyman gushed, "I
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always thought those shoes looked slutty, but on Barbie, well, I don't know . . .
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Anywho, back at the secret society for big boobie bubble butt boner-making broads,
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who sell seashells by the seashore and create cannibalistic carcases daily. "Prostate suicide
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is bad for the prostate, because prostate's provide pleasure for guy who like
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paddyjoe,.....can't seem to get enough glandular enjoyment out of the backside of...
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the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, many of whom beg to be bent over his
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pal flymans lap and spanked til thier butt cheeks turn bright red.Then
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Godzilla approached from the southeast, rhyming to the background music of kenny g.
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everyone keeled over at the sound of Kenny G. so Godzilla stomped through
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Kenny G's face, and ended the sorrows of many. Meanwhile, something else happened
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deep inside Fremen's pants. The combination lock he used for his tiny, shriveled
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pac man lunchbox from gradeschool,had somehow locked itself over fremen's tiny,shriveled
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parasitic twin named Moolag. She was dead but wearing flannel sleeper jammies. Ass
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monkeys jumped down from the trees. They were acting like they were on.....
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yellow snow. I just read like fifteen pages of this crap, anyways, Moolag
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jumped from a tree, then spat on the yellow snow, when he saw
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onionmon making fun of HER life story. She decided to grab him by
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big toe, drag him across the floor and dip his face in some
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homemade guacamole that I had prepared for the in-laws. Something always goes wrong
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when you cook at home! The guacamole caught on fire and caused the
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taco dip to fail. what happened next was beyond belief, only a few
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of Giant Hamburger's uncles were still around, so they both quickly unzipped their
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wine skins,and took a massive pull of scotch,while hiding it from....
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Moolag! I'm referring back to original characters! Can you believe it? Anyways, the
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salad bar had been devoured and the gallic truffle fossicking pigs had moved onto the
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airport which had been built by some highly intelligent ants. The queen ant
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thought sheŽd do a striptease for the drones, but they just laughed. Irate,
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you rate, its all the same! Ants can't dance worth crap! But bundy's
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luck was in, Cameron Diaz decided that she wanted to resume their love affair
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with Prince Charles. Unfortunately Bundy's ass was still sore from the last time
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flyman visited. "Hmmm, what can I do", wondered bundy. "Maybe I can call
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Prince Charles and see if his wee wee is still wee." Meanwhile, blood
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hounds were hot on the trail of Moolag, the notorious purveyor of used
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mountain dew bottles. MOolag knew where to go to find the best erotic massages
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in the heart of Compton. He rushed down as fast as he could
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to OshnSoul's place for a deliteful foot massage, while eating grapes, freshly plucked....
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from the dumpster behind the 7-11. Moolag then admitted to OshnSoul that bundy
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