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Fly · 05-15-2003, 06:09 AM

Q:why do you do it doggy style in front of the TV watching hockey night in canada?

A:that's why i'm hungover like a shithouse rat.

Unsung · 05-15-2003, 06:17 AM

Q: Your sister was going to marry that mortician. Wasn't their wedding last night?

A: 76

l_o_c · 05-15-2003, 08:58 AM

Q: How many times have you watched Xanadu?

A: People should ask stuff like that.

bobthebuilder · 05-15-2003, 06:53 PM

Q:What smells like shit?

A

ainful rectal itch.

mrsandman · 05-15-2003, 07:28 PM

Q: Could you give me one example of a hemorrhoidal symptom?

A: A big and tasty, humongous fries, and a milk shake.

-Ever- · 05-15-2003, 08:09 PM

Q. Gross man, what had she eaten earlier that day?

A. Because he had his hand stuck in the picklejar.

l_o_c · 05-15-2003, 08:14 PM

Q: Why didn't your friend call me like you said?

A: I downloaded that off the internet!

mrsandman · 05-16-2003, 04:43 AM

Q: How did you get that hideous scar on your face?

A: I was just walking along, minding my own business, when bam!

vermin · 05-16-2003, 11:45 PM

Describe the last time you heard a bam!

No! No! Not that! Anything but that!

Fly · 05-17-2003, 06:09 AM

Q:you mind if we stuff this rat in your ass?

A:but....i didn't inhale.

mrsandman · 05-17-2003, 01:02 PM

Q: So, be honest for once in your miserable life, what DID you do with that cigar?

A: I was just visiting.

buffto · 05-18-2003, 04:11 AM

Q: Didn't you land on go directly to jail, asshole?

A: Orange soda has never made me pee purple

Quadraton · 05-18-2003, 03:21 PM

Q: So, tell me why you prefer orange soda over turpentine?

A: I didn't know bears could do that.

teph · 05-18-2003, 04:55 PM

Why'd you have to screw something as small as a rabbit?

I can't, my hand's stuck.

l_o_c · 05-18-2003, 05:57 PM

Q:When can you help me out without time machine scooter?

A: That question totally busted my nuts.

mrsandman · 05-18-2003, 08:23 PM

Q: Is this the first time you've had your prostate tickled?

A: One down and two to go.

Fly · 05-18-2003, 08:46 PM

Q:so have you gotten lucky with any of the wilson triplets?

A:no,no....blow is just a figure of speech.

Quadraton · 05-19-2003, 12:52 PM

Q: What do you mean you didn't want me to blow up the orphange?

A: Not according to my calculations.

Go_AVS · 05-19-2003, 03:01 PM

Q: Is your dick bigger than mine?

A: It's actually chocolate.

Force 10 · 05-19-2003, 04:21 PM

Q: Dude, is that shit on your dick?

A: RTFM!

mrsandman · 05-19-2003, 07:00 PM

Q: When all else fails, what do you do?

A: Green side out, brown side in.

DEI37 · 05-19-2003, 08:01 PM

Q. How do you lay sod?

A. Yeah, I got two blue balls on my birthday!

Quadraton · 05-20-2003, 01:28 PM

Q: Did she give you anything special for your birthday? (obvious?)

A: The Moon is a good place to start.

SocialAbortion · 05-20-2003, 04:12 PM

Q: Where can I find my detachable penis?

A: Derek Jeter

Zooksport2 · 05-24-2003, 06:27 PM

Q) What was the name of that player that dropped the ball, metaphorically speaking, that played for the Yankees?

A) Shiny side up, please.

Fly · 05-24-2003, 09:13 PM

Q:and how do you prefer your naked bottoms sir?

A:well,you didn't tell me it was gonna be a fucking sausage party!!!!

l_o_c · 05-25-2003, 03:55 AM

Q: Why'd you bolt so fast last night?

A: I don't know, but that shit stinks.

XenuHubbard · 05-25-2003, 06:52 AM

Q: Could this be the lair of the famous Sasquatch?

A: Hey, you know perfectly well that Sunday is scrotum inflation- night.

hawkeye · 05-25-2003, 09:42 PM

Q: Wanna see a movie tonight?

A: a Cat

Conclamo Ludus · 05-25-2003, 09:47 PM

Q: What goes good with asparagus?

A: It was never my gun in the first place!

Cycler · 05-25-2003, 09:57 PM

Q: So I bought you the shells, the scope, and the flak jacket for no reason?<p>A:Hungry Hungry Hippo.

madsenj37 · 05-26-2003, 01:03 AM

Q: What game board in this pile wont fit up your ass?

A: People who sleep with lots of people.

mrsandman · 05-26-2003, 04:47 AM

Q: What is your definition of a "whore hopper"?

A: Sorry, that's not my job.

l_o_c · 05-26-2003, 05:31 AM

Q: Will you please pop this pimple on my back, officer?

A: I used to do that outside.

Boner · 11-15-2003, 12:38 AM

Q: Where did you shear your sheep before you got your indoor sheep pen?

A: Somewhere between 40 and 60.

lordjeebus · 11-15-2003, 12:47 AM

Q: In kilograms, what is a healthy weight for a 5' 0" woman?

A: Only after my zipper got rusty.

empu · 11-15-2003, 12:58 AM

Q: Have you always been turned on by WD-40?

A: The Fuzz.

bernadette · 11-15-2003, 12:17 PM

Q: What was that stuff you pulled outta yer navel?

A: It was salty.

Fremen · 11-15-2003, 05:45 PM

Q: Why did the hypertensive porno-star spit instead of swallow?

A: Two buns in the oven.

tokaok · 11-17-2003, 03:47 AM

Q: Whats Burning?

A: Just have to rub it lightly.

05-15-2003, 06:09 AM	#161 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:why do you do it doggy style in front of the TV watching hockey night in canada? A:that's why i'm hungover like a shithouse rat. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2003, 06:17 AM	#162 (permalink)
Unsung Upright Location: upper left corner of the USA	Q: Your sister was going to marry that mortician. Wasn't their wedding last night? A: 76 __________________ It's the quiet little people who make all the difference. Well, okay. The big noisy people, too.

05-15-2003, 06:53 PM	#164 (permalink)
bobthebuilder Upright	Q:What smells like shit? Aainful rectal itch.

05-15-2003, 07:28 PM	#165 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: Could you give me one example of a hemorrhoidal symptom? A: A big and tasty, humongous fries, and a milk shake. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-15-2003, 08:09 PM	#166 (permalink)
-Ever- Junkie Location: San Francisco	Q. Gross man, what had she eaten earlier that day? A. Because he had his hand stuck in the picklejar. __________________ Embracing the goddess energy within yourselves will bring all of you to a new understanding and valuing of life. A vision that inspires you to live and love on planet Earth. Like a priceless jewel buried in dark layers of soil and stone, Earth radiates her brilliant beauty into the caverns of space and time. Perhaps you are aware of those who watch over your home And experience of this place to visit and play with reality. You are becoming aware of yourself as a gamemaster... --Acknowledge your weaknesses--

05-15-2003, 08:58 AM	#163 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Q: How many times have you watched Xanadu? A: People should ask stuff like that.

05-15-2003, 08:14 PM	#167 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Q: Why didn't your friend call me like you said? A: I downloaded that off the internet!

05-16-2003, 04:43 AM	#168 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: How did you get that hideous scar on your face? A: I was just walking along, minding my own business, when bam! __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-16-2003, 11:45 PM	#169 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Describe the last time you heard a bam! No! No! Not that! Anything but that! __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

05-17-2003, 06:09 AM	#170 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:you mind if we stuff this rat in your ass? A:but....i didn't inhale. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-17-2003, 01:02 PM	#171 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: So, be honest for once in your miserable life, what DID you do with that cigar? A: I was just visiting. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-18-2003, 04:11 AM	#172 (permalink)
buffto Crazy Location: Missouri	Q: Didn't you land on go directly to jail, asshole? A: Orange soda has never made me pee purple

05-18-2003, 03:21 PM	#173 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: So, tell me why you prefer orange soda over turpentine? A: I didn't know bears could do that. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-18-2003, 04:55 PM	#174 (permalink)
teph Insane Location: Atlanta, GA	Why'd you have to screw something as small as a rabbit? I can't, my hand's stuck.

05-18-2003, 05:57 PM	#175 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Q:When can you help me out without time machine scooter? A: That question totally busted my nuts.

05-25-2003, 09:42 PM	#189 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Q: Wanna see a movie tonight? A: a Cat __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

05-25-2003, 09:47 PM	#190 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Q: What goes good with asparagus? A: It was never my gun in the first place! __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

05-18-2003, 08:23 PM	#176 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: Is this the first time you've had your prostate tickled? A: One down and two to go. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-18-2003, 08:46 PM	#177 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:so have you gotten lucky with any of the wilson triplets? A:no,no....blow is just a figure of speech. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-19-2003, 12:52 PM	#178 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: What do you mean you didn't want me to blow up the orphange? A: Not according to my calculations. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-19-2003, 03:01 PM	#179 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	Q: Is your dick bigger than mine? A: It's actually chocolate. __________________ MIA...

05-19-2003, 04:21 PM	#180 (permalink)
Force 10 Had to leave this awesome space	Q: Dude, is that shit on your dick? A: RTFM!

05-19-2003, 07:00 PM	#181 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: When all else fails, what do you do? A: Green side out, brown side in. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. Last edited by mrsandman; 05-19-2003 at 07:05 PM..

05-19-2003, 08:01 PM	#182 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Q. How do you lay sod? A. Yeah, I got two blue balls on my birthday! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-20-2003, 01:28 PM	#183 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Did she give you anything special for your birthday? (obvious?) A: The Moon is a good place to start. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-20-2003, 04:12 PM	#184 (permalink)
SocialAbortion Tilted Location: Somewhere between heaven and hell.	Q: Where can I find my detachable penis? A: Derek Jeter __________________ I like your mom, and it's no fad, I want to marry her and be your dad. I am un chien andalusia.

05-24-2003, 06:27 PM	#185 (permalink)
Zooksport2 Casual... Real Casual Location: Orstraylia	Q) What was the name of that player that dropped the ball, metaphorically speaking, that played for the Yankees? A) Shiny side up, please. __________________ "And you run and you run to catch up with the sun but it's sinking. Racing around to come up behind you again. The sun is the same in a relative way but your older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death" ...pink floyd

05-24-2003, 09:13 PM	#186 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:and how do you prefer your naked bottoms sir? A:well,you didn't tell me it was gonna be a fucking sausage party!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-25-2003, 03:55 AM	#187 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Q: Why'd you bolt so fast last night? A: I don't know, but that shit stinks.

05-25-2003, 06:52 AM	#188 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Q: Could this be the lair of the famous Sasquatch? A: Hey, you know perfectly well that Sunday is scrotum inflation- night. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-25-2003, 09:57 PM	#191 (permalink)
Cycler Float on.... Alright Location: Where the wind comes sweeping down the plains, i.e. Oklahoma	Q: So I bought you the shells, the scope, and the flak jacket for no reason?<p>A:Hungry Hungry Hippo. __________________ "I'm not even supposed to be here today." "I assure you we're open."

05-26-2003, 01:03 AM	#192 (permalink)
madsenj37 Still searching... Location: NorCal For Life	Q: What game board in this pile wont fit up your ass? A: People who sleep with lots of people. __________________ "Only two things are certain: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not certain about the universe." -- Albert Einstein

05-26-2003, 04:47 AM	#193 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: What is your definition of a "whore hopper"? A: Sorry, that's not my job. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-26-2003, 05:31 AM	#194 (permalink)
l_o_c Crazy	Q: Will you please pop this pimple on my back, officer? A: I used to do that outside.

11-15-2003, 12:38 AM	#195 (permalink)
Boner Insane Location: Plugged In	Q: Where did you shear your sheep before you got your indoor sheep pen? A: Somewhere between 40 and 60.

11-15-2003, 12:47 AM	#196 (permalink)
lordjeebus ‚±‚Ìˆó˜U‚ª–Ú‚É“ü‚ç‚Ê‚© Location: College	Q: In kilograms, what is a healthy weight for a 5' 0" woman? A: Only after my zipper got rusty.

11-15-2003, 12:58 AM	#197 (permalink)
empu Crazy	Q: Have you always been turned on by WD-40? A: The Fuzz.