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galaxygirl · 04-28-2003, 04:38 PM

What are you wearing?

The donkey ate it.

Binder · 04-28-2003, 08:45 PM

where's my hat?

a pile of assorted shoelaces.

mrsandman · 04-28-2003, 08:54 PM

Q: This spaghetti is mighty chewy, what does it taste like to you?

A: Laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling.

zaiaz · 04-29-2003, 05:21 AM

How do you like having sex with monkeys?

Postit notes.

redravin40 · 04-29-2003, 07:23 AM

What did you write your term paper on that it was two weeks late?

Minature goats, soft, fluffy sheep and beanie babies.

jmf1234 · 04-29-2003, 08:04 PM

Q. What is New Zealand made out of?

A. the panther

Quadraton · 04-29-2003, 08:13 PM

Q: Who did you like better? Inspector Clouseau, or the Pink Panther?

A: The damn thing took a bite out of me.

pazza · 04-30-2003, 03:18 AM

Q: How was your krusty burger?
(/simpsons reference)

A: I couldnt beleive it was so big!!

Fly · 04-30-2003, 03:27 AM

Q:so....what did you think about that?

A:the old ladies up the block.

redravin40 · 04-30-2003, 07:46 AM

Who did you have the orgy with?

four inches longer then average.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-30-2003, 10:54 AM

Q: On a Guess, how long is your Wonder Weasel?

A: Diet Coke, Judy Garland and the cast of "Perfect Strangers"

Eviltree · 04-30-2003, 04:23 PM

Q: so, what did you put in your pants today?

A:I dunno, it just felt right.

jmf1234 · 04-30-2003, 05:26 PM

Q. Why did you violate that golf club?

A. Up Main Street, then take a left.

mrsandman · 04-30-2003, 09:13 PM

Q: Where can I find your local Democratic Party Headquarters?

A: I just hung in there until it was all over.

oberon · 04-30-2003, 09:38 PM

Q: How'd you handle being sucked dry?

A: He had George W. Bush in his pants.

mrsandman · 05-05-2003, 03:35 AM

Q: What gave you the idea that the Speaker of the House was THAT influential?

A: A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do.

Quadraton · 05-06-2003, 07:42 PM

Q: Why did you just crush that beer can on your head?

A: I don't know, but I think it likes you.

GakFace · 05-06-2003, 09:23 PM

Q: Did the Anaconda just get in my pants?

A: Well If thats the way its gotta be, do it; just run like hell.

bender · 05-07-2003, 12:11 PM

Q: Do you think that I should go and kick the 6'6" guy in the nards for talking to her.

A: that parrot is deceased

mrsandman · 05-07-2003, 07:08 PM

Q: What a smart bird, is he reading that newspaper?

A: I have to do it when I first get up, or I don't do it at all.

sierra2774 · 05-10-2003, 11:50 AM

Q: Do you ever masturbate?

A: I like the taste of it, but cannot stand the smell.

Fly · 05-11-2003, 06:03 AM

Q: do you like to give oral sex?

A:$6.95 plus fucking sales tax.

splck · 05-11-2003, 06:23 AM

Q: How much did you pay for your ukelele flyman?

A: I don't know, I was really drunk at the time.

Fly · 05-11-2003, 06:42 AM

Q: now why would you put that pic of me up there?

A: past the barn,up the hill,then hang a right.

dankitti · 05-11-2003, 06:52 AM

q: how do i get to moocow rave where the moocows are dancing to techno moo-sic?

a: lots of pie, naked ladies with large breasts, spinach, oh and it was on the moon.

Quadraton · 05-11-2003, 05:23 PM

Q: Did you hear about that disease that causes people to speak complete giberish?

A: It's nothing a little super glue won't cure.

greyeyes · 05-11-2003, 05:34 PM

Q: my balls keep falling off; what should I do?

A: old pansies and my trousers.

Quiggles · 05-11-2003, 05:37 PM

Q. what exactly did you put in that pie?

A. I thought the bleeding would stop if i put some butter on it

DEI37 · 05-11-2003, 06:03 PM

Why did you apply butter to your nose?

Sex

mirevolver · 05-11-2003, 08:00 PM

Q: What's your favorite pastime?

A: That's the way I planned it.

Mario · 05-12-2003, 05:36 AM

Q. So while you were in Las Vegas, you lost all your money and had sex with a one legged prostitute?

A. Well nobody told me that's what you were supposed to do with it.

Quadraton · 05-12-2003, 02:11 PM

Q: You do realize that pill was meant to be swallowed, and not used as a suppository? No, no, don't swallow it now!!

A: That's why I had to run away.

JadziaDax · 05-12-2003, 02:21 PM

Q. Could it have been the horrible stench coming from the bathroom after you were done in there?

A. a banana, the Washington Monument, a cannon.

DEI37 · 05-12-2003, 02:53 PM

What are things as big as my dick?

Man, if only they'd have told me that, I wouldn't have jumped off that cliff!

galaxygirl · 05-12-2003, 03:12 PM

Q: What is the law of gravity?

A:Where is the telephone?

maximusveritas · 05-12-2003, 03:21 PM

Q: Why won't you stop asking me where the telephone is?

A: Yeah, when hell freezes over!

Spinach_Indeed · 05-12-2003, 03:21 PM

Q: What's your opinion on people who dodges questions by changing the subjecy?

A: Bugs Bunny in that Girl Bunny Outfit

-late post-

jets · 05-12-2003, 06:16 PM

Q: What turn's yer crank?

A: A can opener with a bucket of chicken.

l_o_c · 05-12-2003, 06:25 PM

Q: How do I open this corn, and what's for the rest of dinner?

A: 42 small minded wrestling fans.

Quadraton · 05-12-2003, 06:41 PM

Q: How many people did Brett "The Hitman" Hart fall on?
/ Going to Hell, apologies in advance

A: I'll ask Satan that once I get there.

04-28-2003, 04:38 PM	#81 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	What are you wearing? The donkey ate it. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

04-28-2003, 08:54 PM	#83 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: This spaghetti is mighty chewy, what does it taste like to you? A: Laying on the floor, staring at the ceiling. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors. Last edited by mrsandman; 04-29-2003 at 04:40 AM..

04-29-2003, 05:21 AM	#84 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	How do you like having sex with monkeys? Postit notes. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-29-2003, 08:04 PM	#86 (permalink)
jmf1234 Insane Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)	Q. What is New Zealand made out of? A. the panther __________________ Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce

04-29-2003, 08:13 PM	#87 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Who did you like better? Inspector Clouseau, or the Pink Panther? A: The damn thing took a bite out of me. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-28-2003, 08:45 PM	#82 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	where's my hat? a pile of assorted shoelaces.

04-29-2003, 07:23 AM	#85 (permalink)
redravin40 Loser Location: With Jadzia	What did you write your term paper on that it was two weeks late? Minature goats, soft, fluffy sheep and beanie babies.

04-30-2003, 03:18 AM	#88 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	Q: How was your krusty burger? (/simpsons reference) A: I couldnt beleive it was so big!! __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-30-2003, 03:27 AM	#89 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:so....what did you think about that? A:the old ladies up the block. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-30-2003, 07:46 AM	#90 (permalink)
redravin40 Loser Location: With Jadzia	Who did you have the orgy with? four inches longer then average.

04-30-2003, 10:54 AM	#91 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Q: On a Guess, how long is your Wonder Weasel? A: Diet Coke, Judy Garland and the cast of "Perfect Strangers" __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-30-2003, 04:23 PM	#92 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	Q: so, what did you put in your pants today? A:I dunno, it just felt right.

04-30-2003, 05:26 PM	#93 (permalink)
jmf1234 Insane Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)	Q. Why did you violate that golf club? A. Up Main Street, then take a left. __________________ Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce

04-30-2003, 09:13 PM	#94 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: Where can I find your local Democratic Party Headquarters? A: I just hung in there until it was all over. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

04-30-2003, 09:38 PM	#95 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	Q: How'd you handle being sucked dry? A: He had George W. Bush in his pants. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

05-10-2003, 11:50 AM	#101 (permalink)
sierra2774 Addict Location: Northeast Ohio	Q: Do you ever masturbate? A: I like the taste of it, but cannot stand the smell. __________________ "Every tomorrow brings new opportunities, challenges we must address...A chance to affirm all our wishes and dreams, to seek beauty and true happiness."

05-11-2003, 05:34 PM	#107 (permalink)
greyeyes ham on rye would be nice Location: I don't even know anymore	Q: my balls keep falling off; what should I do? A: old pansies and my trousers. __________________ I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading. - Zach Braff

05-05-2003, 03:35 AM	#96 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: What gave you the idea that the Speaker of the House was THAT influential? A: A man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-06-2003, 07:42 PM	#97 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Why did you just crush that beer can on your head? A: I don't know, but I think it likes you. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-06-2003, 09:23 PM	#98 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Q: Did the Anaconda just get in my pants? A: Well If thats the way its gotta be, do it; just run like hell. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

05-07-2003, 12:11 PM	#99 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Q: Do you think that I should go and kick the 6'6" guy in the nards for talking to her. A: that parrot is deceased

05-07-2003, 07:08 PM	#100 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: What a smart bird, is he reading that newspaper? A: I have to do it when I first get up, or I don't do it at all. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

05-11-2003, 06:03 AM	#102 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q: do you like to give oral sex? A:$6.95 plus fucking sales tax. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-11-2003, 06:23 AM	#103 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Q: How much did you pay for your ukelele flyman? A: I don't know, I was really drunk at the time. __________________ nice line eh?

05-11-2003, 06:42 AM	#104 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q: now why would you put that pic of me up there? A: past the barn,up the hill,then hang a right. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-11-2003, 06:52 AM	#105 (permalink)
dankitti Crazy	q: how do i get to moocow rave where the moocows are dancing to techno moo-sic? a: lots of pie, naked ladies with large breasts, spinach, oh and it was on the moon. __________________ Aw' little girl, there ain't no time To wash yer stinky hand Go 'head 'n' roll over I'm goin' in you again In you again In you again In you again... --Frank appa I Have Been In Yo

05-11-2003, 05:23 PM	#106 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Did you hear about that disease that causes people to speak complete giberish? A: It's nothing a little super glue won't cure. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

05-11-2003, 05:37 PM	#108 (permalink)
Quiggles Insane Location: stabber , die	Q. what exactly did you put in that pie? A. I thought the bleeding would stop if i put some butter on it __________________ ten pot plants and a sex swing

05-11-2003, 06:03 PM	#109 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Why did you apply butter to your nose? Sex __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-11-2003, 08:00 PM	#110 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	Q: What's your favorite pastime? A: That's the way I planned it. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-12-2003, 05:36 AM	#111 (permalink)
Mario Crazy Location: Gulf Coast	Q. So while you were in Las Vegas, you lost all your money and had sex with a one legged prostitute? A. Well nobody told me that's what you were supposed to do with it. __________________ It's a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it!

05-12-2003, 02:11 PM	#112 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: You do realize that pill was meant to be swallowed, and not used as a suppository? No, no, don't swallow it now!! A: That's why I had to run away. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire Last edited by Quadraton; 05-12-2003 at 06:36 PM..

05-12-2003, 02:21 PM	#113 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Q. Could it have been the horrible stench coming from the bathroom after you were done in there? A. a banana, the Washington Monument, a cannon.

05-12-2003, 02:53 PM	#114 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	What are things as big as my dick? Man, if only they'd have told me that, I wouldn't have jumped off that cliff! __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

05-12-2003, 03:12 PM	#115 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	Q: What is the law of gravity? A:Where is the telephone? __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

05-12-2003, 03:21 PM	#116 (permalink)
maximusveritas Winner	Q: Why won't you stop asking me where the telephone is? A: Yeah, when hell freezes over!

05-12-2003, 03:21 PM	#117 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Q: What's your opinion on people who dodges questions by changing the subjecy? A: Bugs Bunny in that Girl Bunny Outfit -late post- __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed Last edited by Spinach_Indeed; 05-12-2003 at 03:24 PM..