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Quadraton · 04-21-2003, 08:43 AM

Q: Stop me if you think this is crazy, but do you think I could steal that T-bone steak from that pit bull?

A: That's because you weren't doing it fast enough.

jazzmanzem · 04-21-2003, 09:14 AM

Q: I was drinking all night long, but never got drunk.

A: I know! That's what I said.

qpid · 04-21-2003, 10:10 AM

Did you really say I could do it without a condom?

A: With milk

Go_AVS · 04-21-2003, 10:16 AM

What's the best way to rinse after swallowing.

A: Split em.

Quadraton · 04-21-2003, 10:41 AM

Q: Wow. What are the parents going to do about their conjoined twins?

A: I've been there several times.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-21-2003, 12:49 PM

Q: Doesn't Aretha Franklin's Vagina seem a bit scary to you?

A: I didn't have a healthy breakfast this morning

asdf1001 · 04-21-2003, 12:55 PM

Q: Why do you look so rough this morning?

A: I didn't know what time it started.

crazycousinjim · 04-21-2003, 01:00 PM

Q: When did your naughty parts begin to drip ??

A: But I don't wanna.

PorscheBunny · 04-21-2003, 01:40 PM

Q: Why don't your thru out the door of MegaDodo Publications instead of the window? (Hitchhiker Guide reference)

A: Because vibrators won't do yardwork.

Atropos4 · 04-21-2003, 02:06 PM

Q. Why did you buy a lawnmower?

A. Yes she is!! And you can't stop her!!

Boner · 04-21-2003, 02:18 PM

Q. Is JadziaDax showing her tits again?

A. A can opener and a can of tuna.

Krycheck · 04-21-2003, 02:24 PM

Q: When you looked in there, what did you find?

A: When I was 15 I did but not since.

Atropos4 · 04-21-2003, 02:31 PM

Q: Do you have crazy goat sex?

A. Don't put it there!

Junchbailey · 04-22-2003, 05:54 AM

Q: Where should I stick my wang, in your butt?

A: No, but my dog likes it.

Quadraton · 04-22-2003, 08:31 AM

Q: Do you like it when people scratch you behind the ears?

A: It worked the last time I tried it.

troit · 04-22-2003, 08:46 AM

Q: Does masterbating with a zip-lock bag and mineral oil feel good?

A: The other white meat

ariekitten · 04-22-2003, 11:14 AM

Q: What's that coming out of your pants?!

A: Beef. It's what's for dinner.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-22-2003, 04:44 PM

Q. Why is my mother gnawing on your Penis?

A. It's just a jump to the left

ratbastid · 04-22-2003, 05:11 PM

Q; What did the fat no-necked inspector say while standing on his desk?

A: Because I said so, that's why.

Quadraton · 04-22-2003, 06:10 PM

Q: Why are you forcing us to watch "Driving Miss Daisy" for the 34th time in a row?

A: It means the police are on their way.

Cubby · 04-23-2003, 10:22 AM

Q: What does it mean when the hookers and pimps run out of the crackhouse?

A: Click-Click

mrsandman · 04-24-2003, 01:05 AM

Q: What's the worst sound you want to hear when you pull
your weapon on a bad guy.

A: You ain't old enough to ask.

Fly · 04-24-2003, 05:55 AM

Q:what is this little buzzing thing that always beats up my GI Joe action figure.?

A:just because it's stuck in my zipper okay!.

troit · 04-24-2003, 06:04 AM

What happens everytime she gives me a blowjob (hair gets caught while unzipping)

The Wall Street Journal

Quadraton · 04-24-2003, 01:48 PM

Q: Dammit! We're out of toilet paper again. Do you have anything I can wipe my ass with?

A: You end up with a very nasty scrape. That's what.

mrsandman · 04-24-2003, 06:51 PM

Q: When you jump from one roof to another and ALMOST make it,
what happens to your shins?

A: I was waiting for the light to change, and fell asleep.

jets · 04-24-2003, 07:12 PM

Q: Why were you late for your wedding?

A: She always says that when it's between here legs...

Tophat665 · 04-24-2003, 08:18 PM

Q: Why did Elizabeth say "Has anyone scene the royal scepter lately?"

A: A gherkin, a jerkin, two frogs, and a quart of motor oil.

Fly · 04-24-2003, 08:21 PM

Q:how much for the doritos?

A:you're not supposed to put peanut butter there.

Spinach_Indeed · 04-25-2003, 02:02 PM

Q: Why does my Armpit feel so mushy?

A: I think it's because she's from Russia

Pooface · 04-25-2003, 02:06 PM

Q. Why is your girlfriend eating live shark?

A.Maybe in a bit, Right now im Tying it up!

Sun Tzu · 04-26-2003, 01:17 PM

Q: Can the Gimp come out and play?

A: only on Thursdays, and even then; 15 minutes max.

mrsandman · 04-27-2003, 12:10 AM

Q: What day do you peel your scabs off and how long before you decide to never do it again?

A: I took the elevator.

vermin · 04-27-2003, 08:48 PM

Q: Alright, where's that elevator? C'mon, fess up, who took it?

A: 3, 1 to do the work and 2 to stare stupidly!

phredgreen · 04-27-2003, 11:07 PM

Q: how many whores did you hire last night?

A: william shatner and patrick stewart, naked and entangled within satin sheets

redravin40 · 04-28-2003, 03:26 AM

What was is the final scene in Star Trek X?

Long, tall Sally went down in the alley.

Peetster · 04-28-2003, 07:59 AM

How did your date with whats-her-name go?

No, I said "potted" plants!

redravin40 · 04-28-2003, 10:19 AM

So where do you want us to put the 500 pot plants you ordered?

A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey.

Force 10 · 04-28-2003, 04:06 PM

Okay, so how to I cook this mess again?

Two score and many moons ago.

Cubby · 04-28-2003, 04:12 PM

When was the last time you showered?

Red, Green and Blue.

04-21-2003, 08:43 AM	#41 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Stop me if you think this is crazy, but do you think I could steal that T-bone steak from that pit bull? A: That's because you weren't doing it fast enough. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-21-2003, 10:10 AM	#43 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	Did you really say I could do it without a condom? A: With milk __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

04-21-2003, 10:16 AM	#44 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	What's the best way to rinse after swallowing. A: Split em. __________________ MIA...

04-21-2003, 10:41 AM	#45 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Wow. What are the parents going to do about their conjoined twins? A: I've been there several times. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-21-2003, 12:49 PM	#46 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Q: Doesn't Aretha Franklin's Vagina seem a bit scary to you? A: I didn't have a healthy breakfast this morning __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-21-2003, 09:14 AM	#42 (permalink)
jazzmanzem Insane	Q: I was drinking all night long, but never got drunk. A: I know! That's what I said.

04-21-2003, 12:55 PM	#47 (permalink)
asdf1001 itty bitty titty committee chairman	Q: Why do you look so rough this morning? A: I didn't know what time it started. __________________ Goodbye!

04-21-2003, 01:00 PM	#48 (permalink)
crazycousinjim Crazy Location: Copenhagen, Denmark	Q: When did your naughty parts begin to drip ?? A: But I don't wanna.

04-21-2003, 01:40 PM	#49 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	Q: Why don't your thru out the door of MegaDodo Publications instead of the window? (Hitchhiker Guide reference) A: Because vibrators won't do yardwork. __________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

04-21-2003, 02:06 PM	#50 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	Q. Why did you buy a lawnmower? A. Yes she is!! And you can't stop her!! __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-21-2003, 02:18 PM	#51 (permalink)
Boner Insane Location: Plugged In	Q. Is JadziaDax showing her tits again? A. A can opener and a can of tuna.

04-21-2003, 02:24 PM	#52 (permalink)
Krycheck Sultana ruined my evil persona Location: Los Angeles	Q: When you looked in there, what did you find? A: When I was 15 I did but not since. __________________ His pants are tight...but his morals are loose!!

04-21-2003, 02:31 PM	#53 (permalink)
Atropos4 Think about it Location: North Carolina	Q: Do you have crazy goat sex? A. Don't put it there! __________________ Minds are like parachutes. They work better open. "If I were Hermione, I would have licked his pantleg."

04-22-2003, 05:54 AM	#54 (permalink)
Junchbailey Psycho Location: Columbia Falls, MT	Q: Where should I stick my wang, in your butt? A: No, but my dog likes it. __________________ Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

04-22-2003, 08:31 AM	#55 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Do you like it when people scratch you behind the ears? A: It worked the last time I tried it. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-22-2003, 11:14 AM	#57 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	Q: What's that coming out of your pants?! A: Beef. It's what's for dinner. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

04-22-2003, 08:46 AM	#56 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Q: Does masterbating with a zip-lock bag and mineral oil feel good? A: The other white meat __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-22-2003, 04:44 PM	#58 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Q. Why is my mother gnawing on your Penis? A. It's just a jump to the left __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-22-2003, 05:11 PM	#59 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	Q; What did the fat no-necked inspector say while standing on his desk? A: Because I said so, that's why.

04-22-2003, 06:10 PM	#60 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Why are you forcing us to watch "Driving Miss Daisy" for the 34th time in a row? A: It means the police are on their way. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-23-2003, 10:22 AM	#61 (permalink)
Cubby Insane Location: BC, Canada	Q: What does it mean when the hookers and pimps run out of the crackhouse? A: Click-Click __________________ Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted!

04-24-2003, 01:05 AM	#62 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: What's the worst sound you want to hear when you pull your weapon on a bad guy. A: You ain't old enough to ask. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

04-24-2003, 05:55 AM	#63 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:what is this little buzzing thing that always beats up my GI Joe action figure.? A:just because it's stuck in my zipper okay!. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-24-2003, 06:04 AM	#64 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	What happens everytime she gives me a blowjob (hair gets caught while unzipping) The Wall Street Journal __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

04-24-2003, 01:48 PM	#65 (permalink)
Quadraton Addict Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada	Q: Dammit! We're out of toilet paper again. Do you have anything I can wipe my ass with? A: You end up with a very nasty scrape. That's what. __________________ "A witty saying proves nothing" - Voltaire

04-24-2003, 06:51 PM	#66 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: When you jump from one roof to another and ALMOST make it, what happens to your shins? A: I was waiting for the light to change, and fell asleep. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

04-24-2003, 07:12 PM	#67 (permalink)
jets Insane	Q: Why were you late for your wedding? A: She always says that when it's between here legs... __________________ Hey. Wasn't Me.

04-24-2003, 08:18 PM	#68 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Q: Why did Elizabeth say "Has anyone scene the royal scepter lately?" A: A gherkin, a jerkin, two frogs, and a quart of motor oil. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

04-24-2003, 08:21 PM	#69 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Q:how much for the doritos? A:you're not supposed to put peanut butter there. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

04-25-2003, 02:02 PM	#70 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	Q: Why does my Armpit feel so mushy? A: I think it's because she's from Russia __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

04-25-2003, 02:06 PM	#71 (permalink)
Pooface Tilted Location: Location: Location: Location: Location: Location:	Q. Why is your girlfriend eating live shark? A.Maybe in a bit, Right now im Tying it up! __________________ Better read fast, this post is coming down.

04-26-2003, 01:17 PM	#72 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	Q: Can the Gimp come out and play? A: only on Thursdays, and even then; 15 minutes max. __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

04-27-2003, 12:10 AM	#73 (permalink)
mrsandman Addict Location: 3rd coast area	Q: What day do you peel your scabs off and how long before you decide to never do it again? A: I took the elevator. __________________ Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

04-27-2003, 08:48 PM	#74 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Q: Alright, where's that elevator? C'mon, fess up, who took it? A: 3, 1 to do the work and 2 to stare stupidly! __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

04-27-2003, 11:07 PM	#75 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	Q: how many whores did you hire last night? A: william shatner and patrick stewart, naked and entangled within satin sheets __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

04-28-2003, 03:26 AM	#76 (permalink)
redravin40 Loser Location: With Jadzia	What was is the final scene in Star Trek X? Long, tall Sally went down in the alley.