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Old 09-22-2003, 11:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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harold left work early that day to see a shrink cat named feeble and to cross the baren dessert of banna
topping and fall off the highest poin in existence to see
where the stars woul lead and fall and wax and wane and eat and ouke and forget that this day of the fourth fifth s
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third sun went bang and then there was nothing left.

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Old 09-22-2003, 12:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Look, the clouds that are flying over my native Germany.

I believe in something for American Women.

Here at Honey Bear woods, we take good care of your children
We string them up to trees
Pour honey all over them
and let bears come along and lick them dry.

I saw it.
No! That never Happened.

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Old 09-22-2003, 12:50 PM   #3 (permalink)
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pick a jim morrison lyric, any lyric...


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Old 09-22-2003, 02:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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aid with an annoying grin. Usually, I'd let it go by. But this was too much. I shot the guy twice, once in his left shoulder and once in the forehead. Strangely enough, his wife was happy. She even ga

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Old 09-22-2003, 02:17 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The completely naked mysterious stranger feverishly gobbled up the simmering bowl of eel soup. The high-strung puppeteer gingerly stepped right in the sugar-coated skunk cabbage. The certifiably insane hermit generously cartwheeled over the contaminated porkchop. The delusional innocent bystander inappropriately bunny-hopped over the sour smelling mule souffle.

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Old 09-22-2003, 04:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Old 09-22-2003, 05:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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The giant tortise slowly walked onto land and kicked the first person it saw. The person screamed like a girl until the tortise took a shotgun to him. Then the tortise destroyed tokyo, totally fucking with the minds of the japanese who always thought it'd be godzilla that got em.

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Old 09-22-2003, 08:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Old 09-23-2003, 10:59 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Martin was loose early, cutting a tire and dropping all the way to 35th place before having to come into the pits to change tires. By the time the No. 6 car returned to the track Martin was running in last place at 43rd. Martin and the team would have their work cut out for them at that point, but in the end they would answer the challenge.

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