phredgreen

short and relatively pointless, but i couldn't help but share it with our favourite cheeseburger. enjoy.

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link!

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slimshaydee

*i gave a rude, uncreative response, so i've been edited*

Four Fingers

You should send it to the Teletubbies producers, if you're looking for a job.

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bernadette

hahaha my dogs had that exact same squeaky hamburger toy. well, until the younger dog chewed it up anyway...

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Snoogans

I found it to be incredibly funny, many thanks for bringing this to me Phred!

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tinfoil

That's up there with the talking muffin.

Or down there...

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bernadette

something else for the GH collection of ridiculous burger graphics

<img src="http://members.triton.net/schelhaas/images/jamburger.jpg">

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Sapper

Ummm ..... ???

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muckluck

w0w that could win an Emmy!! great film.

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Giant Hamburger

Hail Phred and Bernadette!

I appreciate all electronic sacrifices to the glory of Hamburgerkind. When the Great Hamburger returns to his rightful place as undisputed Master of Everything, you will have a place in the new world order as honorary potentates. Prepare yourself for the inevitable shower of living hamburgers that will cover the globe. The prophecies are true. The signs are irrefutable. It will be soon.
-GH

kalisto_911

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vermin

*i was gonna give a rude, uncreative response, but i was afraid of being edited so i edited myself*

(funny film, though)

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bundy

i like its simplicity.

to me this brief film screams, ¨Love Me, and Love Hamburgers!¨.

i´m not quite sold on the inclusion of Jesus, since i find that imagery very very disturbing.

but that large hamburger is delicious.

i wonder, was this man aware of the presence of Giant Hamburger?

however, more disturbing than anything else, is that picture from Kalisto... that is quite simply the most outrageous display of mans love for flesh and meat that i have ever seen.

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Ohayo!!!

johnnymysto

i thought this was going to be a bunch of pictures of people flashing themselves for GH. Oops!

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Giant Hamburger

Capitol idea JohnnyMysto!

I would like to politely demand this. It is a much better fate than these mysterious "edited" posts that claim to be "rude and uncreative responses." I imagine them to be hateful death threats to my person using words so rude and so uncreative as to freeze my bowels with fear. Have Slimshaydee and Vermin formed a coalition of detestation for Giant Hamburgers? Do they semi-secretly loathe each syllable of each post each day that I exist here? Do they PM each other with ever-more imaginative Rube Goldberg contraptions that conclude with my horrible and painful demise? I must escape this ice-cold negativity and thaw my bowels.

This is a cry for help.
-GH

vermin

Naw, I just prefer CHEESEburgers. And mocking all that I see everywhere.

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bernadette

would you like fries with that CHEESEburger?

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Batman976

No sense in starting a new thread to post something for Giant Hamburger. This comes to you from our good friend Wimpy (I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!)

"Wimpy's Ode to Hamburgers" from What--No Spinach? (1936) [Wimpy]

There's nothing in the world that can compare
With a hamburger, juicy and rare.
A hamburger lives for the pleasure it gives--
It's a thrill on the bill of fare.

Such heavenly food deserves the best:
A home and contentment beneath my vest.
There's nothing in the world that's so divine
As a hamburger, tender and fine.
I adore you, hamburger mine!