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04-18-2003, 11:12 PM
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Squid hat!
Location: A Few Miles Away From Halx
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... where I stored all my ketchup. I really did like that green color that came out. MMMM, french fries"
"Wait!!! I left my purse in your...
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04-18-2003, 11:24 PM
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Crazy
Location: MN-WI
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stick my hand up the puppy's butt to pull out the phone!"
"I never would have imagined that you could fit a...
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04-18-2003, 11:26 PM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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... monkey into such a small orrifce
I have no idea whats going on becase...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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04-18-2003, 11:41 PM
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Crazy
Location: MN-WI
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... extra-medium hot sauce!"
"Sometimes I just watch people walk by and imagine myself...
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04-18-2003, 11:48 PM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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....sticking cell phones into small orrifices
Tacos....
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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04-18-2003, 11:53 PM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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.... God appeared to me and told me to search for the holy graaail
Don't you remember when the aliens came and...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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04-18-2003, 11:56 PM
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ClerkMan!
Location: Tulsa, Ok.
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... smoke alot of weed
Food is good in the ...
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Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy" |
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04-19-2003, 12:21 AM
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Crazy
Location: MN-WI
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moderation when I abstain from abstinence."
"Look into the abyss long enough, and...
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04-19-2003, 12:31 AM
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Crazy
Location: MN-WI
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... the live ones keep saying 'no'."
"It took about three hours and four jars of Vaseline, but I finally...
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04-19-2003, 01:37 AM
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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...his pet Dog, "Johny." I ran over him on my way home from work, so he's what he had for dinner."
"Hello dear sir, do you release that is not gas you are pumping into your car, rather it is...
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04-19-2003, 02:16 PM
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Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!!
Location: IN, USA
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...TFP should have more threads made than I can post in 1 day!!!"
"Those who try too hard, only...
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04-19-2003, 03:00 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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...your proctologist"
"Eat my...
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