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Old 09-18-2003, 12:18 PM   #1 (permalink)
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dumb stuff in your head?

Here’s something new…I think.
Post a stupid fact that you know. Something that you really don’t have any reason to remember but you do anyway. Don’t be shy, show us all how “trivia smart” you are.

I’ll start:
Tom Hanks first television role was on the Mr. Rogers program as one of the “Flying Zucchini Brothers”
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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HA HA!! ya! Thats what I'm looking for!
Keep 'em comin' folks!
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Old 09-18-2003, 12:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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A duck's quack HAS an echo.
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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garlic has antibiotic properties.

try it next you have an infection before you run to the doc for an Rx.
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:02 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ok. i guess mine wasn't so dumb.

*wanders off to sit in the corner*
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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ok. i guess mine wasn't so dumb.

*wanders off to sit in the corner*
That was pretty dumb of you to post in this thread.
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Old 09-18-2003, 01:49 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Originally posted by Bones
the only dumb thing in my head is my brain.

oh yeah... the phrase "THE SQUARE ROOT OF ANY TWO SIDES OF AN ISCOSOLES TRIANGLE IS EQUAL TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF THE REMAINING SIDE" spoken by the scarecrow in the wizard of oz when he received his new brain is mathmatically incorrect.
I guess that scarecrow guessed that if he said the theorem really FAST, no one would notice!
Yeah, I laughed too. I'm such a nerd!
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:02 PM   #9 (permalink)
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From another post I made earlier: those little plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:39 PM   #10 (permalink)
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James Cameron used to be a truck driver
Lee Harvey Oswald got killed 15 years to the day before I was born.
Jonestown happened a week or so before I was born.
The Go-Gos were druggy sluts.
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Old 09-18-2003, 02:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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the first mass produced windshield wiper blades were made of potatos
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:20 PM   #12 (permalink)
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jim garrison was probably right...
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Kemo Sabe" actually means soggy shrub in Navajo.
Almonds and pistachios are the only two nuts mentioned in the bible.
In ancient Egypt, when the cat died, the entire family would shave their eyebrows as a sign of mourning.

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Old 09-18-2003, 07:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I memorized a license plate on a white Avalanche because my friend's dad has a white Avalanche but I couldn't get close enough to see if it was him, so I thought, "Next time I go over to my friend's house I'll just check to see if their license plates match." That way I'd be able to say to my friend, "Dude, I saw your pops on my way over to school." (my friend's dad works at a hospital close to our university). Kinda pointless for me to have done that, because later on I found out that his dad doesn't even have license plates on it yet (the truck is new). License plate: 6ZTV33. Doesn't really help ya if you don't at least know what state I'm in, so... stuff.

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Old 09-19-2003, 02:18 AM   #15 (permalink)
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• Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
• There are more chickens than people in the world.
• Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
• Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
• A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

And on the subject of the "Wizard of Oz"

• The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z; hence the name "OZ".

Okay i'm done.
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:33 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:38 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Robert Duvall was Boo Radley.
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Old 09-19-2003, 02:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Did you know that Whinnie the Pooh was a hippie? That is why he is always so laid back. He smokes heaps of pot. That also explains why he is always looking for honey. Sever munchies. He never wants to hurt anyone. Even in the most stress provoking situations he still remains calm. And it also explains why he doesnt wear pants.

Piglet is his homosexual lover and dealer. Piglet is the bitch in the relationship. He is always submissive, gives Pooh whatever he wants and loves doing housework.

Tigger is on speed which is why he is always bouncing all over the place and why he is always so happy.

So next time your reading Whinnie the pooh to your kids think about the message your sending to them...
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:37 PM   #19 (permalink)
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• A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
lies.
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Old 09-19-2003, 04:38 PM   #20 (permalink)
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49% of all statistics are made up
I thought it was more like 87.4%?
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Old 09-19-2003, 05:16 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Keanu enjoys really good columbian.
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Old 09-19-2003, 05:42 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Meg White from The White Stripes is really a robot created by Jack White.
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:05 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Kelly and Beyonce gave me beads.
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 09-19-2003, 07:54 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2003, 12:27 AM   #26 (permalink)
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lies.
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Old 09-20-2003, 01:24 AM   #27 (permalink)
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49% of all statistics are made up
Thats a statistic.

Asta!!
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:12 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Thats a statistic.
...and therefore made up.

You're point being?
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:19 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2003, 09:23 AM   #30 (permalink)
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You can tell when spaghetti is fully cooked by if it sticks to the wall when you throw it.
And it really works!
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Old 09-20-2003, 04:48 PM   #31 (permalink)
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...and therefore made up.

You're point being?
That doesn't even deserve an answer! C'mon dawg

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Old 09-20-2003, 04:55 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Reinhold Messner was the third person to climb all of the Seven Summits.
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Old 09-20-2003, 06:09 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Old 09-20-2003, 08:38 PM   #34 (permalink)
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Old 09-21-2003, 06:38 PM   #35 (permalink)
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the blue whale is the largest beast to exist on our earth, ever.
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Old 09-21-2003, 07:29 PM   #36 (permalink)
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the skin at the end of my dink is pink....

when it gets hard it 's blue......i.....love.....you......
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Old 07-02-2004, 05:10 AM   #37 (permalink)
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Old 07-06-2004, 12:50 PM   #38 (permalink)
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A spider's silk thread wound together with the thickness of 1/2 inch can stop a 747 in flight.
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Old 07-06-2004, 01:03 PM   #39 (permalink)
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oooo cool one spider silk is so crazy strong. I don't think you could get enough silk together in time before it decomposed though.

A group of crows is called a murder.
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Old 07-06-2004, 08:23 PM   #40 (permalink)
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The famous scene in When Harry Met Sally when Billy Crystal starts talking with the funky accent was not scripted. You can see Meg Ryan look at the director for help at one point.
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