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Old 02-20-2008, 12:58 PM   #81 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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Old 02-20-2008, 04:18 PM   #82 (permalink)
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Old 02-29-2008, 08:31 PM   #83 (permalink)
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Mother's home.
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Old 03-03-2008, 02:02 PM   #84 (permalink)
 
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Is it soup, yet?
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Old 03-03-2008, 02:05 PM   #85 (permalink)
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i can beat you playing do - min - os...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 03-03-2008, 02:20 PM   #86 (permalink)
 
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The soundtrack to that might be this?

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Old 03-03-2008, 02:44 PM   #87 (permalink)
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don't let that become a habit...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-03-2008, 03:01 PM   #88 (permalink)
 
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In the the midnight hour...give me Moe's Moe's Moe's...

and a mild benzodiazapine on my pillow...
the only way to stifle this Edith...
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Old 03-04-2008, 04:39 AM   #89 (permalink)
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remember, jessica, the postman always rings twice...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-04-2008, 10:49 AM   #90 (permalink)
 
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Hmmmm...I dunno...

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Old 03-12-2008, 02:29 AM   #91 (permalink)
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remember, jessica, the postman always rings twice...
Is that the door?

I think it's for you...

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Old 03-12-2008, 11:35 AM   #92 (permalink)
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A bot in a macadam was I ere I saw Madaca, Manitoba...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 03-20-2008, 06:06 PM   #93 (permalink)
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This sentance would be a palindrome if only lnofi emord Nilapa Ebd lu owe cnatnes made any sense.

And read the same way backward and forward.
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Old 04-22-2008, 03:39 PM   #94 (permalink)
 
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I detect a pulse.
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Old 04-22-2008, 03:55 PM   #95 (permalink)
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name no one man...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 05-10-2008, 05:53 PM   #96 (permalink)
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I, man, am regal a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

- Weird Al Yankovic "Bob"
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Old 05-10-2008, 07:06 PM   #97 (permalink)
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:45 PM   #98 (permalink)
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THere is a solution
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Old 05-11-2008, 04:56 PM   #99 (permalink)
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"BoB" is a classic...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:17 PM   #100 (permalink)
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I will kill it.
I always do.
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Old 05-11-2008, 05:27 PM   #101 (permalink)
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It
Will
Not
DIE

It
Will
NEVER
DIE
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Old 05-11-2008, 07:52 PM   #102 (permalink)
 
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:30 PM   #103 (permalink)
 
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I am just trying to bury another thread I wish would die.
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:41 PM   #104 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-23-2009, 12:43 PM   #105 (permalink)
 
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goodbye TFP
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Old 05-23-2009, 04:47 PM   #106 (permalink)
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Phil, that and a Fark thread about a guy buggering a dog violating the sanctity of bestiality are tied for the funnies things I have seen so far this year.
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Old 05-26-2009, 03:48 PM   #107 (permalink)
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:17 AM   #108 (permalink)
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richard cory...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 05-27-2009, 02:26 AM   #109 (permalink)
 
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Old 05-27-2009, 05:42 AM   #110 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:36 PM   #111 (permalink)
 
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Algernon Charles Swinburne

Dead love, by treason slain, lies stark,
White as a dead stark-stricken dove:
None that pass by him pause to mark
Dead love.


His heart, that strained and yearned and strove
As toward the sundawn strives the lark,
Is cold as all the old joy thereof.


Dead men, re-arisen from dust, may hark
When rings the trumpet blown above:
It will not raise from out the dark
Dead love.
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Old 05-27-2009, 06:46 PM   #112 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2009, 02:47 AM   #113 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:35 AM   #114 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:56 AM   #115 (permalink)
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I feel happy!!
I think I'll take a walk.
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:58 AM   #116 (permalink)
still, wondering.
 
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"But I want to move."
"Don't move."

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Old 08-03-2009, 03:16 PM   #117 (permalink)
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Old 08-03-2009, 04:05 PM   #118 (permalink)
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those freakin' clams from the pnw...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 08-03-2009, 04:56 PM   #119 (permalink)
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I'm not going to play into this ploy and keep this thread alive...I'm just not.
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Old 08-03-2009, 06:44 PM   #120 (permalink)
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the Big Finale
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