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able was i ere i saw elba...

Christina,
Mother's home.

i can beat you playing do - min - os...

don't let that become a habit...

In the the midnight hour...give me Moe's Moe's Moe's...

and a mild benzodiazapine on my pillow...
the only way to stifle this Edith...

remember, jessica, the postman always rings twice...

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Originally Posted by uncle phil

remember, jessica, the postman always rings twice...

Is that the door?

I think it's for you...

http://www.filmint.nu/files/fckedito.../Postman-3.jpg

A bot in a macadam was I ere I saw Madaca, Manitoba...

This sentance would be a palindrome if only lnofi emord Nilapa Ebd lu owe cnatnes made any sense.

And read the same way backward and forward.

I, man, am regal a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
"Do nine men interpret?" "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No "x" in "Nixon"
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi", I moan
"A Toyota's a Toyota"
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh, no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies -- run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

- Weird Al Yankovic "Bob"

"BoB" is a classic...

I will kill it.
I always do.

I am just trying to bury another thread I wish would die.

Phil, that and a Fark thread about a guy buggering a dog violating the sanctity of bestiality are tied for the funnies things I have seen so far this year.

"I can see she fancies a well-set-up lad, and I can sleep when I'm dead."

-S.M.Stirling, THE PROTECTOR'S WAR, p. 223.

Algernon Charles Swinburne

Dead love, by treason slain, lies stark,
White as a dead stark-stricken dove:
None that pass by him pause to mark
Dead love.

His heart, that strained and yearned and strove
As toward the sundawn strives the lark,
Is cold as all the old joy thereof.

Dead men, re-arisen from dust, may hark
When rings the trumpet blown above:
It will not raise from out the dark
Dead love.

"oh you blocks, you stones, you worse than senseless things..."

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Originally Posted by ring (Post 2437944)

I detect a pulse.

I feel happy!!
I think I'll take a walk.

"Don't move."
"But I want to move."
"Don't move."

-Out of Africa.

those freakin' clams from the pnw...

I'm not going to play into this ploy and keep this thread alive...I'm just not.