Join Yzerman, in a crusade against the Infidel Bones!
 

Do you want to wipe Bones' seed from the Earth? Would you like to salt the earth, rape and pillage? How about enjoy a pop-tart in a Bones-free-world?

If so, join my legions. It has great pay and loose sex!

This thread is the sign up. Pick a weapon of choice and lemme know your rank.



P.S.- This is a secret thread, Bones can't see it!

I will join.
I yield an axe. :D

i wanna Pop-Tart!

I'm The Cheif Executive Officer!
My weapon is throwing knives

HAHA and bones can't have any pop tarts!

Welcome to the legions.

After we get a few more signups, we'll formally declare war and then we'll hunt down Bones with all my hatred!

how much do we get paid for joining this?

and do we have to provide our own uniforms?

can my uniform be red? i look good in red.

**edit... oh, and one more thing - do i have to wear any underwear in this legion??

Do we get good hockey sticks, and can we check people?

/me doesn't want to get on the bad side of bones...sorry...

I concur with uncle phil on this

BUT, I would like to use my camera to document your utter demise (can I still collect some pay for this?)

Whats in this for me? do I have to take a drug test?
Will there be hot chicks? Can I get paid up front?
Is there all the Corona I can drink? What has Bones done?
Do I have to eat the pop-tarts? Are you going to answer
Any of these questions?
Come on dammit, I ain’t got all day!

do I have to ...uh...you know...do I have to actually do anything? I'm really just here because I heard there were pop-tarts, that and I thought I could wield a weapon with no hassle from the fuzz.

I will join .............

My rank will be double agent super spy extrodinare.

I am now off to join the group that Bones will gather to defend this attack.

TOP SECRET stuff to follow in my next report.

I may join up. I have to wait until i hear Bones' offer, but its looking good for you. Much better to be a splorcher than a splorchee. And if i join im gonna hava a catapult full of drunken midgets with chainsaws and flamethrowers.

You gotta be careful if you're going to take on Bones. He might get the Giant Hamburger on his side. I, for one, do not want to face Giant Hamburger or his legion of zombies.

I'll only do it if I can be a double agent and play both sides against the other...

Hail Crusaders!

Before this campaign gets underway I would like to offer the Lamb of Peace.
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Think of the widows, the orphans, the bandwidth, all tragic victims in this upcoming war.
Do you truly desire the blood stained sword or the milk skinned maid?
I will offer Camp Giant Hamburger, my weekend mountain retreat, for negotiations.
-GH

Holy crap jenna AND sheep.....it's the best of both worlds!!!!:lol:

I'm in! Death to Bones. I get a pitchfork!

Yes, Faithful, join and win against the infidel!

You get paid whatever you can pillage. I hear Bones's land has a lot of booty. Or atleast his mom does.

I love Bones.

I love Yzerman.

I really wanna fuck air45.

i´m out.
i fear bones too much.
he is a powerful, angry individual, who owns harleys, and counts Snoop Dogg as a personal friend...

I count Sugg Knight as a personal friend. Also, I have the likes of Hunter S. Thompson, Greedo from Star Wars, and the ghost of Christmas Future.

So join up with these classic hero's against Bones!

well stevieY....it's pretty intising(sp)....but,

hunter ain't quite enough vavoom for me....


give me more man.

i wanna be in but........the power of bones prevails..........

whatta ya' got?

sorry Yz i gotta take my catapult over to bones' camp. hes got a mechanical bull, nekkid 18yo sister, and midgets.

I'll be your huckleberry Yz. I've always been a fan of your avatar. Bones is cool and funny as fuck but he doesn't have that stand out, wow, look at me, striking type of ava at the moment. Besides, what if his sister if butt fucken ugly??? I haven't seen any pictures. I'd hate to be known for fucking a butt ugly sister.

I'll take whatever titles are left over. A good knife is all I care for.... well, flame throwers are cool, too. Yeah, a knife and a flame thrower. SOLD!

c´mon steven.
http://www3.alpha-net.ne.jp/users/kaorif/vegas.jpg
http://www.monesi.com/sergio/movies/...rlasvegas3.jpg
thats a pretty good start...

but, what else have you got?

bones is throwing a wild party over there... he´s even lined Todd Bridges up to get bashed by anyone who feels like it...

Sugg Knight? I hope you mean Suge.. Whoever Sugg is.. Hmm dun want to be associated with him! What about dwarves? Bones is lining up some midgets, we need dwarves. Or WEEMAN FROM JACKASS! That will boost our Morale!

mang Yz, you seem cool, but i got a free t-shirt & an ode from Bones... so um... cya!

Dang, Stevie! Infiltrated already and you din't even know it! :p

can i ask what the health plan is like? do we get dental too?

I knew he infiltrated. I didn't reply anything cuz I thought if he didn't see me acknowledge it, he would think he was invisible. Alas.

Anyway, to sum up the whole point of joining my posse, I shall do it in picture form.

http://www.gonzo.org/books/gp/90/pix/typewrit2.jpg

Thats the real Hunter. Now try and say he's not good enough.

As for Greedo:

http://www.starwars.jp/character/image/greedo.jpg

Healthcare you ask?

http://www.talx.com/images/Blue%20Cr...e%20Shield.gif

With all that combined, plus YOU, the loyal comrade, we shall have an army that not even Bones can fight against!

Well, as long as you got health-care for Texans, I'm in.

I can only do it part-time as I'm currently in Troublebots' Horde.

Do we furnish our own beer?

I'm in!
Bones is a hockey hater!
Besides look at his sig, I know he is promising all that stuff but.......
Never trust a monkey!

I just need some ice, skates, a left handed Easton Ultra Lite and a 3 1/2 oz hunk of vulcanized rubber!

We can use Bones for the the target... I mean goalie!

No, I'll buy. If we Win :D

Oh, thats the kind of tactics I use Bones. I lure you in with a weak appearance, but underneath, I release the hell!

Much like your sister Bones: Crouching Shemale, Hidden Penis!

Ok, so maybe I forgot my own plan. But fact is, I forget better plans than Bones still has!

Yes, Bones has already won. Even the name Bones itself exemplifies this:

Bailiwick
Omnierudite
Narcokleptocractic
Eximious
Sex

You figure it out.

:thumbsup:

This just in, Bones PM'ed me and says:

I reply:

"No, Bones, you brought this on yourself"

He replies:

I reply:

"I'm gonna grind you up to make my bread"

He replies in all seriousness:

I shit you not. This happened for real.

Your just trying to cover it up now.

I didn't want this to be a big joke....but Bones did. Look at the hard proof people. He's flustered. He's been typing to much he's gotten tired and tried to call it quits. Then he comes here in public and renounces his own actions.

I fear for those who follow Bones.

Bones is just Bones, man. It's like trying to replace peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with trout and horseradish sandwiches. People just won't buy into it.

:thumbsup:

I LOVE YOU BONES!

I LOVE YOU YZERMAN!

I FUCK YOU AIR45!