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YzermanS19 · 09-19-2003, 08:04 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, plan A is now in effect.

Plan A is:
1. Make Bones petition thread NSFW. Done and done.
2. Lay out the propaganda.

Bones, you'll be sorry you ever screwed with the likes of Yzerman!

Stiltzkin · 09-19-2003, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
tell them about your real plan A. NO-ZERMAN

I see one of my Stiltzkinisms has made its way into being a Bonesism. I propose I become Bones's lexicographer.

Munku · 09-19-2003, 10:06 PM

What about pornographer?

Fly · 09-20-2003, 11:44 AM

*ssshhhhh...........hey...Stevie Y?......that fuckin' freak monkey don't like hockey OR Canada......sign me up man*

*stupid fuckin' monkeys.....he don't know about maple fuckin' syrup on canadian beavers i guess*

Munku · 09-20-2003, 12:30 PM

Really? hmm i might have to switch over to bones side.. Pornographer is an enticing position.

Fire · 09-21-2003, 01:25 AM

I declare for the army of aspen - let us stride forth to victory and incoherence!

slimshaydee · 09-21-2003, 02:02 AM

argghh i be ready for some pillaging

YzermanS19 · 09-21-2003, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
Really? hmm i might have to switch over to bones side.. Pornographer is an enticing position.

More enticing is porn star, which you'll get with my crew.

Its just the better decision.

Pillaging time is nearing.

bundy · 09-21-2003, 06:33 PM

Munky did very well to get himself in the middle of that bidding war.

**takes notes on Munkys success**

Fire · 09-23-2003, 04:39 PM

damn it to hell- I signed on with this outfit to kill monkeys- where is the senseless slaughter of primates- where are the drunken orgies and loose conduct- for the love of the egyptain god of barbituates when do we kill stuff???????

YzermanS19 · 09-23-2003, 05:10 PM

Kill right now!

Fire · 09-24-2003, 12:57 AM

Alright then- I am as we speak slaughtering a truckload of cute, adorable capuchin monkeys- and bones is powerless to stop me- My hippie voodo priest is diverting monkey psycic trauma straight into the enemy camp- soon the army of bones will be reeling on the floor, choking on their own bile and having horrible flashbacks of watching the partridge family.... hail yzerman and the army of aspen

Midlandmadman · 09-24-2003, 04:33 AM

Well Yz, I went to Bones'es's's (I hate names with s's on the end) To spy on him.... And I got nothing... I was there for awhile too... Seems he was here all the time.... I did drop a fish behind his fridge....that should cause QUITE a bit of trouble for him and his gang.... (If he ever goes back there) Oh and by the way... I think the little sister he talks about is a blow up doll he keeps in his closet.... Its old ,dosen't hold air... and looks like its covered in old mayonaise.

Thats my report.... more to follow.... GO WINGS!!!!!

Averett · 09-24-2003, 09:52 AM

Bones said

BOOM!

Batman976 · 09-24-2003, 12:10 PM

If Bones isn't going to fight, I'd like to switch over to this site. It's easy to kick peoples asses if they don't fight back. Plus Bones' thread is starting to smell like old fish

YzermanS19 · 09-24-2003, 04:08 PM

Good Bones, Bitches don't fight pussies!

tinfoil · 09-24-2003, 06:24 PM

Wait, wait.

Who doesn't like Hockey and Canada?

Note the capitalization on Hockey. It's just that important.

YzermanS19 · 09-24-2003, 07:20 PM

Bones doesn't. Join me, and you get Hockey and pussy.

Fearless_Hyena · 11-30-2003, 03:11 AM

i've got a middle finger and a muck rake!

but i'll only attack if provoked

YzermanS19 · 11-30-2003, 11:40 AM

Good lord hyena, you dug this thread up outta the grave.

Bones is dead, we won!

Giant Hamburger · 11-30-2003, 06:23 PM

Hail Crusaders!

I guess the time has come to congratulate you on your victory.
It was a war of attrition. You have lost a generation of your strongest and brightest. I hope you are satisfied. Remember to keep the mummified head of that vile Saracen Bones as a relic. You can lord it over your minions for centuries.

Good luck on your next murderous expedition,
-GH

iktoweya · 11-30-2003, 09:58 PM

ill join
my weapon of choice is a shovel

my rank is digger

omega2K4 · 12-01-2003, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by YzermanS19
Oh, thats the kind of tactics I use Bones. I lure you in with a weak appearance, but underneath, I release the hell!

Much like your sister Bones: Crouching Shemale, Hidden Penis!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whoever gets Mr. T on their side, I'll join them.

09-19-2003, 08:04 AM	#41 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Ladies and gentlemen, plan A is now in effect. Plan A is: 1. Make Bones petition thread NSFW. Done and done. 2. Lay out the propaganda. Bones, you'll be sorry you ever screwed with the likes of Yzerman! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-20-2003, 11:44 AM	#44 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	ssshhhhh...........hey...Stevie Y?......that fuckin' freak monkey don't like hockey OR Canada......sign me up man stupid fuckin' monkeys.....he don't know about maple fuckin' syrup on canadian beavers i guess __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-21-2003, 01:25 AM	#46 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	I declare for the army of aspen - let us stride forth to victory and incoherence! __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

09-21-2003, 06:33 PM	#49 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Munky did very well to get himself in the middle of that bidding war. takes notes on Munkys success __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-23-2003, 04:39 PM	#50 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	damn it to hell- I signed on with this outfit to kill monkeys- where is the senseless slaughter of primates- where are the drunken orgies and loose conduct- for the love of the egyptain god of barbituates when do we kill stuff??????? __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

09-19-2003, 10:06 PM	#43 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	What about pornographer?

09-20-2003, 12:30 PM	#45 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Really? hmm i might have to switch over to bones side.. Pornographer is an enticing position.

09-21-2003, 02:02 AM	#47 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	argghh i be ready for some pillaging

09-23-2003, 05:10 PM	#51 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Kill right now! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-24-2003, 12:57 AM	#52 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	Alright then- I am as we speak slaughtering a truckload of cute, adorable capuchin monkeys- and bones is powerless to stop me- My hippie voodo priest is diverting monkey psycic trauma straight into the enemy camp- soon the army of bones will be reeling on the floor, choking on their own bile and having horrible flashbacks of watching the partridge family.... hail yzerman and the army of aspen __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

09-24-2003, 04:33 AM	#53 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	Well Yz, I went to Bones'es's's (I hate names with s's on the end) To spy on him.... And I got nothing... I was there for awhile too... Seems he was here all the time.... I did drop a fish behind his fridge....that should cause QUITE a bit of trouble for him and his gang.... (If he ever goes back there) Oh and by the way... I think the little sister he talks about is a blow up doll he keeps in his closet.... Its old ,dosen't hold air... and looks like its covered in old mayonaise. Thats my report.... more to follow.... GO WINGS!!!!! __________________ Its good to be back.

09-24-2003, 09:52 AM	#54 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	Bones said BOOM! __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-24-2003, 12:10 PM	#55 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	If Bones isn't going to fight, I'd like to switch over to this site. It's easy to kick peoples asses if they don't fight back. Plus Bones' thread is starting to smell like old fish __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-24-2003, 04:08 PM	#56 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Good Bones, Bitches don't fight pussies! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

09-24-2003, 06:24 PM	#57 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	Wait, wait. Who doesn't like Hockey and Canada? Note the capitalization on Hockey. It's just that important. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

11-30-2003, 09:58 PM	#62 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ill join my weapon of choice is a shovel my rank is digger __________________ i miss K-Wise

09-24-2003, 07:20 PM	#58 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Bones doesn't. Join me, and you get Hockey and pussy. __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

11-30-2003, 03:11 AM	#59 (permalink)
Fearless_Hyena Hello, good evening, and bollocks. Location: near DC	i've got a middle finger and a muck rake! but i'll only attack if provoked

11-30-2003, 11:40 AM	#60 (permalink)
YzermanS19 not your typical god-fearing junkie Location: State of Confusion	Good lord hyena, you dug this thread up outta the grave. Bones is dead, we won! __________________ the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long and you have burned so very, very brightly

11-30-2003, 06:23 PM	#61 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Crusaders! I guess the time has come to congratulate you on your victory. It was a war of attrition. You have lost a generation of your strongest and brightest. I hope you are satisfied. Remember to keep the mummified head of that vile Saracen Bones as a relic. You can lord it over your minions for centuries. Good luck on your next murderous expedition, -GH