Monkey with a knife vs shark with a laser on its head.
Who wins and in how much time?

KWSN - the correct answer is "Two, I roll big joints" Go listen to Cheech and Chong's "lets make a dope deal"

djp: Both. Monkey stabs shark, drowns. This happens in 1 second. Monkeys are fast.

Mango: Ah. Too bad Cheech and Chong annoy the crap out of me (don't ask why, they just do for some reason.)

dann florek? mayhem could ensue...

If that is used as a full question and the context surrounding that question is left out, I believe that that question is entirely unanswerable.

hey, you posted it in another thread; you know what i'm talking about...

hey K?

where the hell have you been?

first a post whore now a lurker?

Uncle phil: Oh, I know. As for everyone else reading the thread, though, there might be a great deal of confusion

Flyman: there's this "life" thing that's been going on... it sucks ass. Actually, it's been pretty good lately but all the goodness means less time for TFP... don't worry though, in a few weeks I'll have a nice stretch of freedom.