Are you aware of any writings where the verb xtp has significance? hint- Pseudepigrapha

Sun Tsu: nope.

Why do men refer to me as "dude"?
(and I'm not in NY, either... ;) )

Jadz: we call you 'dude' because we consider you one of us.

Make of that what you will. :p

Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold water?

If I say something really flattering about JadziaDax do you think she would include my quote in her signature?

Jadz: you need a hobby, dude.

crazybill5280: I doubt it. I don't think you're nearly cool enough to find a spot in her sig (trying reverse psycology here).

Do you think it is vain of Jadzia to post all those compliments in her sig??

*Nikki*: yeah, it's pretty vain. If you posted all the compliments you get, your sig would be like 8 pages long.

That reminds me..... nice ass!

My ass in person is much nicer. Thanks anyway though.;)

Do you enjoy spanking your partner?

*Nikki*: anything a woman wants she gets, and I love doing it all.

quote:Originally posted by *Nikki*
You want an avatar between us? What about me, Jadzia and you with nothing inbetween?
BoCo's my Bro'- wouldn't want to upset him!

So, BoCo- would this upset you? I'll send you pictures!

richeee: I'd kick yer ass into next week!


...if you didn't send pictures. :p

If you stand on a fence in the middle of a field, which side is greener?

Jadz: the right side is always greener ;)

If a cheese steak contains beef and cheese, and a pepper steak is made of beef and peppers, why does a chicken steak only contain chicken?

Why can't men be more upfront about their intentions?

*Nikki*: Because if they were, they'd probably never get a woman. Just imagine if a guy walked up to you and asked you if you'd go to his apartment and fuck for a couple hours and then leave when he was finished. Would you do it? No. And neither would most other women.

...By the way, getting you naked and himself inside of you are most guys' intensions.

Why does Nikki not seem to understand our intentions?

We have a lot of history about this. I mean, geez, we're guys.

Yeah - like the song said - we did it - we're not sorry - and we're probably gonna' do it again.

rockogre: *Nikki* tries to see the good in guys, but like most women, doesn't want to have to face the fact that only about 1% of men are worth her time. Most guys are complete morons, and/or jackasses, and/or assholes. The men who are left over that are actually worhty of their time are either already taken or sitting at home wondering where all the good women are.

Don't worry, *Nikki*, the right one is gonna show up right in front of you when you least expect it. ;)

That ain't no question, you fool!

http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/images/sucka.gif

Where is Osama bin Laden?

chodarama: in the Middle East.

Okey BoCo, What can I do? I have a problem, and maybe it is only a mental problem. I suffer from premature ejaculation and this has caused problems with my partner. I look for her support but she is unsatisfied and is always blaming me. This situation has made me insecure, and I feel even less love for her.

To make a long story short: Will you spit on my face and call me a monkey?

BoCo,

Should I be worried that I have nightmares featuring Spectre's avatar????

Why does Nikki's thread have almost 3 times the replies as yours?

What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?

BoCo what if I want to use a man for sex just as much as he wants to use me?

Hmmm

I'll start with a couple of easy ones

How long is a piece of string &

What is Tammi's last name?

Nad Adam: no I won't spit on your face and call you a monkey, you sick freak. :p Jerk off twice a day and your little problem in the sack with your girlie will go away.

JoeyB: no, that's perfectly normal. In fact, I regularly have dreams about *Nikki* and Jadz' avatars.

sixate: because she's a hot chic, and most of these dorks think they actually have a shot with her.

JadziaDax: they would look much different.

*Nikki*: that would be a bad idea. Despite the fact that you're taking a needless chance with contracting herpies or any other of a number of discusting, and possibly deadly diseases, the time you spend with that loser could be spent learning more about yourself and what you want, or actually finding a guy you'd rather be with.

cchris: a piece of string is 4", although most guys would swear it's really 18". Tammi's current last name is Moone. Look for Sophie Moone and you'll find Tammi.

What sequence of seven words would you formulate to describe Coca Cola’s desire for a Red can?

cchris: Red is very visible, so it sells.

What kind of stupid question was that? :rolleyes:

What is the definition of "Straight Edge?"

chodarama: the simple definition is "No drugs, no tobacco products, no alcohol." Some people try to make it mean more than that, but that's the real meaning of it. Once you really become Straight Edge, your entire life style will change in only positive ways, from the way you eat, to spend money and time, treat relationships, etc. It's one of the most positive influences on teens and young adults outside of religion nowadays.

Fitness question. Took most of the advice that you told me through the IRC chat. More protein, some vitamins, and a couple of fruits.

Here is one question, I have increased my protein intake to close to 1g per pound per day, but have noticed an increased amount of foul smelling gas that exits my body more frequently. Is there a way of reducing this smell and frequency?

and why are there flotation devices under airplane seats and not parachutes?

Stupid questions sometimes get the better of people

Just seeing what your tolerence level is.

Shit,I nearly forgot.

Who is the shiny demon in the Tenacious D video, Tribute?

Is it me.. or did richee stop taking his medicine? ;)