if you were in a barrel of puke up to your neck,
and someone threw a bucket of snot at your face,
would you duck?

rockogre: don't make me turn this car around, 'cause I will, god dammit! :mad:

cdwonderful: no. I'd bust outta that barrel and do some major damage to whoever put me in it.

BoCo how was the bike ride???

How did a fool and his money GET together?

*Nikki*: the bike ride was great. We did 27.6 miles in under 2 hours and we were all pretty dead afterwards. We all got really competitive so no one let up the entire time. We're riding again on Sunday.

Jadz: his rich daddy gave it to him.

A friend of mine has a Barbeque restaruant here in town and has something on the menu called "Kitty Chicken".

He advertises that he will smoke anything and there seem to be no cats in the neighborhood except the really fat ones that live by the back door to the restaurant.

Should I be concerned?

rockogre: ain't nothin' wrong with eatin' some hot pussy.

BoCo now what do I get for bumping you up?? ;)

BoCo, should I be affraid of you?


*Nikki* has me all scared that you're gonne beat the living crap out of me for asking if I could lick her. It's just a joke... Don't hurt me please.

Where's the beef?

Who is Kaiser Sösze?

You're in Missoura, ever go to Meremac Caverns?? also What is your favorite breakfast item?

Heh I bumped you up again. How does it feel??;)

*Nikki*: you get a nice smack on that ass!

World's King: I could kick your ass without even breaking a sweat, but lucky for you you're too far away. Just keep that tongue to yourself. :p

JumpinJesus: *grabs crotch* It's right here, bay-bee.

Casus Belli: no frakin' clue, dude.

GuttersnipeXL: no, I've never been there; spaghetti.

*Nikki*: damn, girlie, you're gonna wear me out if you keep doin' those things you do.

Does the pope wear a funny hat?

How fast could you eat a 1 pound hamburger?
In less than 7 minutes and 40 seconds?

Jadz: yes, the pope wears a funny hat.

Giant Hamburger: yeah, I could devour a one pound burger in less than that time. I could probably do it in under 5 minutes. I may be small, but I'm a pig when I wanna be.

....I once ate 2 large pepperoni pizzas in a single sitting, along with a 44oz. Coke.

I was shopping for underwear and saw some guy stuffing as many ladies undergarments in his coat as possible and thought, that couldn't be you, could it?

Jadz: dude, I'm not in NY, so no, it wasn't me. I hear redravin40 is on the east coast, though, so maybe he's the culprit.

Are you aware of any writings where the verb xtp has significance? hint- Pseudepigrapha

Sun Tsu: nope.

Why do men refer to me as "dude"?
(and I'm not in NY, either... ;) )

Jadz: we call you 'dude' because we consider you one of us.

Make of that what you will. :p

Was the inventor of the colander accused of having an idea that did not hold water?

If I say something really flattering about JadziaDax do you think she would include my quote in her signature?

Jadz: you need a hobby, dude.

crazybill5280: I doubt it. I don't think you're nearly cool enough to find a spot in her sig (trying reverse psycology here).

Do you think it is vain of Jadzia to post all those compliments in her sig??

*Nikki*: yeah, it's pretty vain. If you posted all the compliments you get, your sig would be like 8 pages long.

That reminds me..... nice ass!

My ass in person is much nicer. Thanks anyway though.;)

Do you enjoy spanking your partner?

*Nikki*: anything a woman wants she gets, and I love doing it all.

quote:Originally posted by *Nikki*
You want an avatar between us? What about me, Jadzia and you with nothing inbetween?
BoCo's my Bro'- wouldn't want to upset him!

So, BoCo- would this upset you? I'll send you pictures!

richeee: I'd kick yer ass into next week!


...if you didn't send pictures. :p

If you stand on a fence in the middle of a field, which side is greener?

Jadz: the right side is always greener ;)

If a cheese steak contains beef and cheese, and a pepper steak is made of beef and peppers, why does a chicken steak only contain chicken?

Why can't men be more upfront about their intentions?

*Nikki*: Because if they were, they'd probably never get a woman. Just imagine if a guy walked up to you and asked you if you'd go to his apartment and fuck for a couple hours and then leave when he was finished. Would you do it? No. And neither would most other women.

...By the way, getting you naked and himself inside of you are most guys' intensions.

Why does Nikki not seem to understand our intentions?

We have a lot of history about this. I mean, geez, we're guys.

Yeah - like the song said - we did it - we're not sorry - and we're probably gonna' do it again.

rockogre: *Nikki* tries to see the good in guys, but like most women, doesn't want to have to face the fact that only about 1% of men are worth her time. Most guys are complete morons, and/or jackasses, and/or assholes. The men who are left over that are actually worhty of their time are either already taken or sitting at home wondering where all the good women are.

Don't worry, *Nikki*, the right one is gonna show up right in front of you when you least expect it. ;)

That ain't no question, you fool!

http://firefly.sparse.org/~mrt/images/sucka.gif

Where is Osama bin Laden?

chodarama: in the Middle East.

Okey BoCo, What can I do? I have a problem, and maybe it is only a mental problem. I suffer from premature ejaculation and this has caused problems with my partner. I look for her support but she is unsatisfied and is always blaming me. This situation has made me insecure, and I feel even less love for her.

To make a long story short: Will you spit on my face and call me a monkey?

BoCo,

Should I be worried that I have nightmares featuring Spectre's avatar????

Why does Nikki's thread have almost 3 times the replies as yours?

What would chairs look like if our knees bent the other way?

BoCo what if I want to use a man for sex just as much as he wants to use me?

Hmmm

I'll start with a couple of easy ones

How long is a piece of string &

What is Tammi's last name?

Nad Adam: no I won't spit on your face and call you a monkey, you sick freak. :p Jerk off twice a day and your little problem in the sack with your girlie will go away.

JoeyB: no, that's perfectly normal. In fact, I regularly have dreams about *Nikki* and Jadz' avatars.

sixate: because she's a hot chic, and most of these dorks think they actually have a shot with her.

JadziaDax: they would look much different.

*Nikki*: that would be a bad idea. Despite the fact that you're taking a needless chance with contracting herpies or any other of a number of discusting, and possibly deadly diseases, the time you spend with that loser could be spent learning more about yourself and what you want, or actually finding a guy you'd rather be with.

cchris: a piece of string is 4", although most guys would swear it's really 18". Tammi's current last name is Moone. Look for Sophie Moone and you'll find Tammi.

What sequence of seven words would you formulate to describe Coca Cola’s desire for a Red can?

cchris: Red is very visible, so it sells.

What kind of stupid question was that? :rolleyes:

What is the definition of "Straight Edge?"

chodarama: the simple definition is "No drugs, no tobacco products, no alcohol." Some people try to make it mean more than that, but that's the real meaning of it. Once you really become Straight Edge, your entire life style will change in only positive ways, from the way you eat, to spend money and time, treat relationships, etc. It's one of the most positive influences on teens and young adults outside of religion nowadays.

Fitness question. Took most of the advice that you told me through the IRC chat. More protein, some vitamins, and a couple of fruits.

Here is one question, I have increased my protein intake to close to 1g per pound per day, but have noticed an increased amount of foul smelling gas that exits my body more frequently. Is there a way of reducing this smell and frequency?

and why are there flotation devices under airplane seats and not parachutes?

Stupid questions sometimes get the better of people

Just seeing what your tolerence level is.

Shit,I nearly forgot.

Who is the shiny demon in the Tenacious D video, Tribute?

Is it me.. or did richee stop taking his medicine? ;)

HeyAgain: foul gas is part of being a real man. Let one out and enjoy your creation.

Jadz: they know you're going to die either way, so they go with the cheaper "safety" device.

cchris: I have no idea who Tenacious D is, although I have a feeling it's a rapper. If so, he can eat my ass and die for all I care. Fuck rap and fuck rappers for destroying America's youth.

GakFace: it's you. :p

Which came first.....

The Sun or the Shadow?????

Drake: the sun came first, so the shadow had to take care of herself. ;)

holy shit you're right.... I got my prescription filled but I forgot to pick it up... crap!!!! (not psycho medicine.. fungal...ugh:()


You seriously haven't heard of Tenacious D?
I didn't know of them about a year and a half ago, they're pretty funny. Keilbasa.. thats a good one.

Would you eat an egg if it was cooked on cement (quickly cooked)?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the stuff they use for the indestructible black box?

How does Jadz's upcoming nuptials affect all of our viewing futures?

GakFace: nope, never heard of them; yeah I'd eat an egg fried on concrete, but only for money.

Jadz: because the plane would weigh too much, which would require bigger engines, which would burn more fuel, and that extra fuel would require a larger area in which to be stored.

richeee: oh, Jeebus H. Christ! They're getting married?!? Anyway, good luck with everything, Jadz. I doubt it will effect anything around here, richeee, because the newly weds will be pretty busy knocking some boots for at least the first month or so. After that, they'll never get it on ever, ever, ever again, so they'll both be able to devote more time to the site.

Ok I thought you might give up on my questions.........

Tenacious D is no rapper.If you get a chance to see the film clip to "The greatest song in the world",then you too may laugh.
Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters apparently is the shiny demon.

Anyway a serious question.

To start being straight edge now that the commitment is there.....What is a good exercise regime to begin with?

cchris: that's impossible to answer without taking up way too much space here. Go check my journal for a few of my workouts. I'll post more when I have time, but check out what's there for now.

Shall do thnx

If you are up to it. Check out this song by Tenacious D.
http://www.sonymusic.com/artists/Ten...boyfullvid.ram

Jack Black n Kyle Gass make up Tenacious D. Jack Black is the actor that was in the movie "Shallow Hal".

What did you think of the song?

Is it possible to nail Jell-O to a wall?

Permission to answer that one.....................

Are you as curious as I am why cchris has an answer to Jadzia's Question?

Jadz: cchris will answer that for me.

cchris: permission granted out of curiousity.

GakFace: yup! :eek:

<b>BoCo</b>, how come I don't get an answer?

Sticky: sorry, I was too busy to download the song. I'll get to it shortly. :)

No problem.

I guess that I have to end this with a question, so:

How busy are you?

Sticky: well, I worked 13 hours yesterday, and I'm doing another 8 today, plus I have a date right after I get off work. She might come over here, so I need to get my apartment a little cleaner because it's still a mess after all that work I did to my computer case last week. Plus, I need to go take a crap.

Alright, I got a question, few of my dormmates & me have a bet about drinking milk. Some of the guys say that its impossible to drink a whole gallon of milk in half an hour b/c the human stomach isn't big enough to hold all the milk. The other guys and me think we can. Anyway, after lots of talking and b.s. we kinda of forgot about the bet till today. Since I don't feel like drinking a gallon before hand (meaning I'd be drinking 2 gallons before the day was over) to prove that it can be done, I thought I'd just ask you. :)

Dark: it can be done. I once drank a gallon of water faster than that to win a 25 cent bet, so I don't know why milk would be any different.

Are you getting any action from the new chic?
Get to feel her up or anything?
I'm guessing no!
Better go to church more. HAH!

sixate: no; no; you're guessing right; church is tomorrow night, smart ass.

...I'll get it when I get it. :p

I got 2 new questions for u..

1) why the hell do my knees pop? Ever since I can remember, I mean including early childhood, my knees have popped every now and then when I bend them.

2) Does Bush have a snowball's chance in hell of winning the Nobel Peace prize??

Where do my socks end up when they mysteriously disappear from the dryer? hmmmmmmmm
And whadda mean wacky Canadians?! :p

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dark_Prophecy: 1) beats me; mine do it, too, from time to time. 2) Bush won't win the Nobel Peace prize ever because the committee is full of socialists and commies who select winners as part of continuing their agendas.

Minx: your socks probably made their way through the crack between the tub and the dryer's body panels. Or, they never even made it to the dryer at all; check the gap in the washing machine between the washer's tub thing and the washer's body panels. Canadians are all wacky. Hell, you can't even decide on one national language, and your socialized healthcare is among one of the worst systems in the world (which is why you come here for our medical care).

Jadz: as long as the glue stays thick and airtight, it will remain in liquid form, and not begin to dry. Also, I'm sure the bottles are made of a plastic that makes sticking fairly difficult.

hey man how's it goin' eh?

just seein' what's up with you lately.things are good i hope?

my hockey team sucked ass the other night and i need to be cheered up.can you help?

flyman: things are going pretty good, eh. I started seeing a new girl, I'm going back to church, and I had one hell of a good chest workout today in the gym. If you really need cheered up, go here! :D

thanx man.....

your new friend reelly purty?

eye colour?

hair?

high heels?

flyman: yeah, she's really hot! Her eyes are green, hair is sandy blonde, but she doesn't wear high heels; she dresses pretty casual just like I do. No make-up, either, because she doesn't need any! :D

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

Jadz: sometimes.