Motor Scooter for Phred (and WK)...
 

ALLEY OOP
(peak Billboard position #1 in 1960)
Hollywood Argyles

Lyrics in (parentheses) sung by backup group only


(Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)

There's a man in the funny papers we all know (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
He lived 'way back a long time ago (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
He dont eat nothin' but a bear cat stew (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Well this cat's name is-a Alley Oop (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
He got a chauffeur that's a genuwine dinosawruh (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
And he can knuckle your head before you count to fawruh (Alley Oop, oop, oop-
oop)He got a big ugly club and a head fulla hairuh (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Like great big lions and grizzly bearuhs (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go!!) (SCREAM)
He rides thru the jungle tearin' limbs offa trees (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Knockin' great big monstahs dead on their knees (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
The cats don't bug him cuz they know bettah (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
Cuz he's a mean motah scootah and a bad go-gettah (Alley Oop, oop, oop-oop)
(Alley Oop) He's the toughest man there is alive
(Alley Oop) Wearin' clothes from a wildcat's hide
(Alley Oop) He's the king of the jungle jive
(Look at that cave man go!!) (SCREAM)
Thair he goes, look at that cave man goHe sure is hip ain't he?
Like what's happening?He's too muchRide, Daddy, rideHi-yo dinosawruh
Ride, Daddy, rideGet 'em, manLike--hipsville.

a pink seat? not marco's urinal...

so Marco got that urinal after all?

as for the scooters... who knew that scooters ruled the THUNDERDOME in MAD MAX??
http://www.ku.edu/~nso/images/scooter.jpg

oh, and isn´t this just disturbing?
http://www.n-link.com/~cocker/scooter.jpg

here bones....tow this along with your pink seated set of wheels.

http://www.cortada.com/gallery/conce...revolution.JPG