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What do you want on your Tombstone?
If you were going to put one outrageous phrase on your epitaph, what would you put? This thread was inspired in part by The Royal Tenenbaums.
I want mine to say "Flesh eating zombie of the apocalypse." That ought to teach teenagers not to take acid in graveyards. Also, I would like pepperoni and cheese. |
What? I'm dead? When did this happen?
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"reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated..."
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<center>lived a long time....took the old fucker a while to knock of but worth waiting for<br>
1983 -2083<br>RIP</center> Living to a thousand would be cool! |
I'm a pepperoni man myself.
Asta!! |
Bah K-Wise
you beat me to it I was gonna say meatball and olives |
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up and no place to go. |
Haha suckers!
i'm not dead. Look behind you!! <small>gotcha again, huh suckers?</small> |
Lived Fast
Tried Hard But died old left a wrinkly old corpse |
I told you I was sick, dammit.
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Depends on if I ever make it into Space or not. If not:
Didn't make it to space, but died trying. If so: In space, noone heard his screams... |
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mine............ ....thanx for havin' me........i figure i won eh.... |
(You need to know I'm a reporter before I say this...)
We buried the lead... |
"If you can read this, I'm looking up your skirt..."
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Gone to Hell, BRB
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This is my favorite tombstone of all time: http://www.linkydinky.com/images/grave2.jpg |
EeOh1 - That's great!
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He was an asshole.
We're glad he's dead. Fuck him. (sausage and mushroom) Un-interesting fact: My current place of employment is very near a Tombstone Pizza factory. |
post no bills
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"Bring out your dead"
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thanks Spike Milligan. on mine, i think iŽd like it to say. <center>Here lies a true Hero He died saving children and dolphins. He was a lover of life, and of women. he did enjoy a good drink, and lots of drugs. actually, he was a drunk bastard. RIP</center> or maybe even...this image stuck on with blutack... http://www.olegvolk.net/olegv/north/emu.jpg WHO YOU LOOKING AT?? |
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Actually, I have got to go with the Dumbledore quote: "To the properly adjusted mind, Death is just the next great adventure." or "Speak Up! I don't hear as well as I used to." |
actually.......i'm gonna be buried face down...
tombstone reads...."you can all now kiss my hairy ass" |
Maybe the quote from my webcam page:
"This is what you came to see?" |
I would prefer "IM STILL ALIVE, GET A SHOVEL!"
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Your on fire. That is funny stuff. |
"Live hard, love fast, get hit by a mack truck."
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A friend of mine told me once that he wanted his to read
He died just like he lived... once. |
I'll be watching you from above or below from which ? thats to be determined...
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"Game Over"
I think that'd be really funny, considering my love of video games. |
"Watch for my second coming...."
or "No Soliciting" |
no stone, burn me and dump me somewhere......the fact that we feel the need to collect our dead is really pretty sick.
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Connection Reset by Peer!
or a picture of the MS blue screen of death! |
An electronic motion sensor saying, "Stop walking on my grave!", with real creepy effects.
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Attention Necrophyliacs!!!! There is not a body in this plot! Go to the next one.
I like that personally |
I had a handle on life.
Apparently it broke. AND By the way BUNDY: Kick ass Emu there. |
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Reports of my demise have been greatly exag... Oh fuckin' hell!
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I like the one that Royal Tenenbaum had
Died while rescuing his family from a sinking battleship. |
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