What do you want on your Tombstone? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Batman976 · 09-12-2003, 11:18 AM

If you were going to put one outrageous phrase on your epitaph, what would you put? This thread was inspired in part by The Royal Tenenbaums.

I want mine to say "Flesh eating zombie of the apocalypse." That ought to teach teenagers not to take acid in graveyards.

Also, I would like pepperoni and cheese.

rockogre · 09-12-2003, 11:23 AM

What? I'm dead? When did this happen?

uncle phil · 09-12-2003, 12:31 PM

"reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated..."

dnd · 09-12-2003, 01:54 PM

<center>lived a long time....took the old fucker a while to knock of but worth waiting for<br>
1983 -2083<br>RIP</center>

Living to a thousand would be cool!

K-Wise · 09-12-2003, 02:00 PM

I'm a pepperoni man myself.

Asta!!

Esen · 09-12-2003, 02:41 PM

Bah K-Wise
you beat me to it
I was gonna say meatball and olives

cchris · 09-12-2003, 03:56 PM

Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up and no place to go.

bernadette · 09-12-2003, 04:00 PM

Haha suckers!
i'm not dead.
Look behind you!!

<small>gotcha again, huh suckers?</small>

mvassek · 09-12-2003, 04:11 PM

Lived Fast
Tried Hard
But died old
left a wrinkly old corpse

hawkeye · 09-12-2003, 04:28 PM

I told you I was sick, dammit.

ForgottenKnight · 09-12-2003, 05:15 PM

Depends on if I ever make it into Space or not. If not:
Didn't make it to space, but died trying.

If so: In space, noone heard his screams...

Fly · 09-12-2003, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Here lies an Atheist
All dressed up and no place to go.

nicely done...

mine............

....thanx for havin' me........i figure i won eh....

mrquackers · 09-12-2003, 05:41 PM

(You need to know I'm a reporter before I say this...)

We buried the lead...

fhqwhgads · 09-12-2003, 06:04 PM

"If you can read this, I'm looking up your skirt..."

ssander9 · 09-12-2003, 07:38 PM

Gone to Hell, BRB

EeOh1 · 09-12-2003, 08:27 PM

Quote:

1983 -2083
RIP

Living to a thousand would be cool!

Too bad that's only 100 years.

This is my favorite tombstone of all time:

ForgottenKnight · 09-12-2003, 09:45 PM

EeOh1 - That's great!

vermin · 09-12-2003, 09:49 PM

He was an asshole.
We're glad he's dead.
Fuck him.

(sausage and mushroom)

Un-interesting fact: My current place of employment is very near a Tombstone Pizza factory.

pocon1 · 09-13-2003, 07:49 PM

post no bills

Munku · 09-13-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

"If you can read this, I'm looking up your skirt..."

Lol I like that one!

Shyla Loral · 09-13-2003, 08:23 PM

"Bring out your dead"

bundy · 09-13-2003, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by hawkeye

I told you I was sick, dammit.

i love that on.
thanks Spike Milligan.

on mine, i think i´d like it to say.

<center>Here lies a true Hero
He died saving children and dolphins.
He was a lover of life,
and of women.
he did enjoy a good drink,
and lots of drugs.
actually, he was a drunk bastard.
RIP</center>

or maybe even...this image stuck on with blutack...

WHO YOU LOOKING AT??

Tophat665 · 09-13-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fhqwhgads
"If you can read this, I'm looking up your skirt..."

Oooh. I may just do that.

Actually, I have got to go with the Dumbledore quote: "To the properly adjusted mind, Death is just the next great adventure."

or

"Speak Up! I don't hear as well as I used to."

Fly · 09-14-2003, 05:34 AM

actually.......i'm gonna be buried face down...

tombstone reads...."you can all now kiss my hairy ass"

Thraeryn · 09-14-2003, 05:53 AM

Maybe the quote from my webcam page:
"This is what you came to see?"

Order_of_Monkey · 09-14-2003, 06:53 AM

I would prefer "IM STILL ALIVE, GET A SHOVEL!"

cchris · 09-14-2003, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
or maybe even...this image stuck on with blutack...

WHO YOU LOOKING AT??

Your on fire.

That is funny stuff.

Czernobog · 09-14-2003, 07:56 AM

"Live hard, love fast, get hit by a mack truck."

Batman976 · 09-14-2003, 07:59 AM

A friend of mine told me once that he wanted his to read

He died just like he lived... once.

seethreepo · 09-15-2003, 08:52 AM

I'll be watching you from above or below from which ? thats to be determined...

CapnWaffle · 09-15-2003, 09:23 AM

"Game Over"

I think that'd be really funny, considering my love of video games.

water_boy1999 · 09-15-2003, 09:35 AM

"Watch for my second coming...."

or

"No Soliciting"

Midnight_Son · 09-15-2003, 09:44 AM

no stone, burn me and dump me somewhere......the fact that we feel the need to collect our dead is really pretty sick.

God of Thunder · 09-15-2003, 10:17 AM

Connection Reset by Peer!

or a picture of the MS blue screen of death!

Fremen · 09-15-2003, 10:41 AM

An electronic motion sensor saying, "Stop walking on my grave!", with real creepy effects.

evilmongolian · 09-19-2003, 12:09 AM

Attention Necrophyliacs!!!! There is not a body in this plot! Go to the next one.

I like that personally

Miranda · 09-19-2003, 02:40 AM

I had a handle on life.
Apparently it broke.

AND By the way BUNDY:

Kick ass Emu there.

bundy · 09-19-2003, 03:38 AM

oh, look...

its the Communist Plot.

platypus · 09-19-2003, 05:37 AM

Reports of my demise have been greatly exag... Oh fuckin' hell!

Beltruckus · 09-19-2003, 08:05 AM

I like the one that Royal Tenenbaum had

Died while rescuing his family from a sinking battleship.

09-12-2003, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	What do you want on your Tombstone? If you were going to put one outrageous phrase on your epitaph, what would you put? This thread was inspired in part by The Royal Tenenbaums. I want mine to say "Flesh eating zombie of the apocalypse." That ought to teach teenagers not to take acid in graveyards. Also, I would like pepperoni and cheese.

09-12-2003, 11:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	What? I'm dead? When did this happen? __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-12-2003, 12:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-12-2003, 01:54 PM	#4 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	<center>lived a long time....took the old fucker a while to knock of but worth waiting for<br> 1983 -2083<br>RIP</center> Living to a thousand would be cool! __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

09-12-2003, 02:00 PM	#5 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I'm a pepperoni man myself. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-12-2003, 02:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Esen TFPer formaly known as Chauncey Location: North East	Bah K-Wise you beat me to it I was gonna say meatball and olives __________________ ~Esen What is everyone doing in my room?

09-12-2003, 03:56 PM	#7 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Here lies an Atheist All dressed up and no place to go. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

09-12-2003, 04:00 PM	#8 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Haha suckers! i'm not dead. Look behind you!! <small>gotcha again, huh suckers?</small> __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-12-2003, 04:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
mvassek Crazy Location: East Tennessee	Lived Fast Tried Hard But died old left a wrinkly old corpse

09-12-2003, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	I told you I was sick, dammit. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

09-12-2003, 05:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Depends on if I ever make it into Space or not. If not: Didn't make it to space, but died trying. If so: In space, noone heard his screams... __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

09-12-2003, 05:41 PM	#13 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	(You need to know I'm a reporter before I say this...) We buried the lead... __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

09-12-2003, 06:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
fhqwhgads Junkie	"If you can read this, I'm looking up your skirt..."

09-12-2003, 07:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Gone to Hell, BRB __________________ I never said you had to.

09-12-2003, 09:45 PM	#17 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	EeOh1 - That's great! __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

09-13-2003, 07:49 PM	#19 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	post no bills

09-13-2003, 08:23 PM	#21 (permalink)
Shyla Loral Crazy Location: Austin	"Bring out your dead" __________________ "Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead" Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac. Meff r0x

09-12-2003, 09:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	He was an asshole. We're glad he's dead. Fuck him. (sausage and mushroom) Un-interesting fact: My current place of employment is very near a Tombstone Pizza factory. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-14-2003, 05:34 AM	#24 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	actually.......i'm gonna be buried face down... tombstone reads...."you can all now kiss my hairy ass" __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-14-2003, 05:53 AM	#25 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Maybe the quote from my webcam page: "This is what you came to see?"

09-14-2003, 06:53 AM	#26 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	I would prefer "IM STILL ALIVE, GET A SHOVEL!" __________________ Have a day

09-14-2003, 07:56 AM	#28 (permalink)
Czernobog Insane Location: NJ	"Live hard, love fast, get hit by a mack truck." __________________ Embrace the flame

09-14-2003, 07:59 AM	#29 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	A friend of mine told me once that he wanted his to read He died just like he lived... once. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-15-2003, 08:52 AM	#30 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	I'll be watching you from above or below from which ? thats to be determined... __________________ rub it and see.

09-15-2003, 09:23 AM	#31 (permalink)
CapnWaffle Upright Location: Yakima, WA	"Game Over" I think that'd be really funny, considering my love of video games.

09-15-2003, 09:35 AM	#32 (permalink)
water_boy1999 Fly em straight! Location: Above and Beyond	"Watch for my second coming...." or "No Soliciting" __________________ Doh!!!! -Homer Simpson

09-15-2003, 09:44 AM	#33 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	no stone, burn me and dump me somewhere......the fact that we feel the need to collect our dead is really pretty sick. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

09-15-2003, 10:17 AM	#34 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Connection Reset by Peer! or a picture of the MS blue screen of death! __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

09-15-2003, 10:41 AM	#35 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	An electronic motion sensor saying, "Stop walking on my grave!", with real creepy effects. __________________ Google

09-19-2003, 12:09 AM	#36 (permalink)
evilmongolian Upright	Attention Necrophyliacs!!!! There is not a body in this plot! Go to the next one. I like that personally

09-19-2003, 02:40 AM	#37 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	I had a handle on life. Apparently it broke. AND By the way BUNDY: Kick ass Emu there. Last edited by Miranda; 09-19-2003 at 02:44 AM..

09-19-2003, 03:38 AM	#38 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	oh, look... its the Communist Plot. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-19-2003, 05:37 AM	#39 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Reports of my demise have been greatly exag... Oh fuckin' hell! __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

09-19-2003, 08:05 AM	#40 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	I like the one that Royal Tenenbaum had Died while rescuing his family from a sinking battleship. __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King