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"Here lies Dylan Marsh. A great man who enjoyed the company of busty blondes and a fine cigar and died with both."
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The guy next to me had lots of gold you should check it out.
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Here's what happens when you don't wash your hands.
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Necrophiliacs Wanted
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"Wish you were here."
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I should have worn clean underwear
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I should have turned left
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The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated
or The next time you see me, please don't act like you've just seen a ghost. or Have the Saints won the superbowl? Because it's cold down here. |
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"Died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship." http://www.tevis.net/weblog/archives..._tombstone.jpg |
Hey, someone made a Fark thread of this.
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comm...?IDLink=696749 In celebration I wish to add this: "You can have her. I'm done with her." |
If I ever get outta here, I'm gonna sue someones ass!!!!
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"See you soon!"
*just to make people worry if there ARE really ghosts or if I know something they don't know! :D |
Omg some of these are way too much!! rofll!!
I would just put see you in hell!! or see you later mostly because I believe in reincarnation!! |
"Always the Voice of Reason"
Im too lazy to come up with something more witty. There are some pretty good ones in here, though. |
SUPER ROBOT FUN STATION!
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Will you please get a shovel and let me out of here? I'M NOT DEAD YET!!
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If this coffin's a rockin' don't come a knockin'.
Aw, you guys are funnier than me. |
I now know the meaning to all existence.
The correct answer is: The Mormans. ...South Park, anyone? |
"Don't end up like me, stay alive!!!"
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spived2, they also dropped bombs made of concrete. I was thinking they should drop old refridgerators. Heh heh.
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sorry, wrong forum.
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my tombstone: Now What?
my pizza: ham, pineapple, hot banana peppers, italian sweet sausage, italian hot sausage, extra cheese, and extra sauce, on a thick crust. |
mine would say "about damn time i got some sleep"
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