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Memalvada · 04-25-2003, 08:07 AM

Hi

I'm an idiot. Not a well-known idiot, but I am an idiot

So, if you need an Idiot's advice, Im here for you

Nad Adam · 04-25-2003, 08:59 AM

How do I get more women?

SaltPork · 04-25-2003, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
how can I TOO become an idiot?

too easy...I can't do it

Peetster · 04-25-2003, 09:08 AM

Dear idiot, I'm faced with the following dilemma. How can I transport 40 goats from Wilmington Delaware to Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates? Any advice would be most helpful.

rockogre · 04-25-2003, 09:14 AM

My refrigerator is making a sort of a thrum, thrum, pop, thrum, thrum, eek, pop, thrum thrum noise. Do you think that the relative bearing may be going out. Is my beer in danger?

Memalvada · 04-25-2003, 09:16 AM

Bones: Aren't we ALL idiots? Anyways, you are idiotic enough to come to me for advice, I dont think you need my help.

Nad Adam: Buy some

Peetster: Make them drink some Red Bull, and fly them to Abu Dhabi ("red bull give you wings" )

Memalvada · 04-25-2003, 09:18 AM

rockogre: hmmm... by the sounds of those noises i'd say your fridge is drunk. GET YOUR BEERS OUT!!! QUICK!!!

[Edit: text in bold at the end]

Peetster · 04-25-2003, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Memalvada
Peetster: Make them drink some Red Bull, and fly them to Abu Dhabi ("red bull give you wings" ) [/B]

OK, I admit it, I laughed. :-)

liquid_dreams · 04-25-2003, 09:48 AM

if i throw a stick do you chace it?

Memalvada · 04-25-2003, 07:53 PM

liquid_dreams: Im an idiot, not a dog - I won't chase a stick. And even if I were a dog (which I almost am), I'd be too concerned licking my own nuts to worry about a stick

Memalvada · 04-25-2003, 07:56 PM

Damn dogs....
I wish I was THAT flexible as well

04-25-2003, 08:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Get an Idiot's Advice Hi I'm an idiot. Not a well-known idiot, but I am an idiot So, if you need an Idiot's advice, Im here for you __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

04-25-2003, 08:59 AM	#2 (permalink)
Nad Adam Psycho Location: Sweden	How do I get more women? __________________ Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones. - Psalms 137:9

04-25-2003, 09:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	My refrigerator is making a sort of a thrum, thrum, pop, thrum, thrum, eek, pop, thrum thrum noise. Do you think that the relative bearing may be going out. Is my beer in danger? __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

04-25-2003, 09:16 AM	#6 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Bones: Aren't we ALL idiots? Anyways, you are idiotic enough to come to me for advice, I dont think you need my help. Nad Adam: Buy some Peetster: Make them drink some Red Bull, and fly them to Abu Dhabi ("red bull give you wings" ) __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

04-25-2003, 09:18 AM	#7 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	rockogre: hmmm... by the sounds of those noises i'd say your fridge is drunk. GET YOUR BEERS OUT!!! QUICK!!! [Edit: text in bold at the end] __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK) Last edited by Memalvada; 04-25-2003 at 09:22 AM..

04-25-2003, 09:08 AM	#4 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Dear idiot, I'm faced with the following dilemma. How can I transport 40 goats from Wilmington Delaware to Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates? Any advice would be most helpful.

04-25-2003, 09:48 AM	#9 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	if i throw a stick do you chace it?

04-25-2003, 07:53 PM	#10 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	liquid_dreams: Im an idiot, not a dog - I won't chase a stick. And even if I were a dog (which I almost am), I'd be too concerned licking my own nuts to worry about a stick __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)

04-25-2003, 07:56 PM	#11 (permalink)
Memalvada Psycho Location: South of the border	Damn dogs.... I wish I was THAT flexible as well __________________ "The weak are food for the strong, so die and let me feast!" - Makoto Shishio (RK)