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Troublebot · 11-19-2003, 06:20 AM

Maybe we all got lost in New Orleans.

Time for a regroup?

Horde! To me!

Troublebot the Unattentive,
Kahn
Troublebot Horde

Giant Hamburger · 11-19-2003, 07:48 AM

Hail Troublebot, et al!

I was wondering when you would come and blow the dust off the horde. Know that when and if you need me, squeak this magic hamburger three times and I will come.

Be warned! If you squeak it four times you will open a gate to hell.
-GH

Troublebot · 11-19-2003, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Giant Hamburger
Be warned! If you squeak it four times you will open a gate to hell.

Ok, someone want to write that down for me? 'Cause it would suck to screw that up.

Thanks!

uncle phil · 11-19-2003, 12:51 PM

ok, so are we still headed towards joe robbie stadium (and points warmer)?

Crack · 11-19-2003, 02:31 PM

I would Like to join your Horde! As is my role in just about every aspect of my life, My horde-name could be "Johnny-Come-Lately" I will do what ever it is you may ask of me Great Khan Troublebot, mostly, I will do what ever there is left to do in the Horde, perhaps filling out paper work, or I will bring the beer... It just that it gets so lonely here at night, and I am very bored. I will give you time to think it over, and I will be here, as always...
~Crack

Fremen · 11-19-2003, 03:38 PM

I don't think as a horde we are supposed to be afraid of anything, are we?
Surely we could kick the US military's collective arses? Surely?
Hey Surely, where are you!?!

We need a marching song, phil.

Giant Hamburger · 11-19-2003, 03:48 PM

Swords of A Thousand Men
Tenpole Tudor

Deep in the castle and back from the war
Back with milady and the fires burnt tall
Hurrah went the men down below
All outside was the rain and snow
Hear their shouts, hear their roars
They've probably had a barrel, and much, much more
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

We had to meet the enemy a mile away
Thunder in the air and the sky turned grey
Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp
There was hope in our English hearts
Hear our roar, hear our sound
We're gonna fight until we have won this town
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

When the knights come along at the end of the day
Some are half-alive and some have run away
Hear our triumph, hear our roar
We're gonna drink a barrel, and much, much more
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea - yea

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea - yea

Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea
Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

Fremen · 11-19-2003, 04:09 PM

Ho yeah!, Sing it, GH!

Crack · 11-19-2003, 05:20 PM

Just checking to see If I could be in the horde yet...
no, not yet? I'll wait here then... Hey, I have nothing but time.

uncle phil · 11-19-2003, 05:36 PM

the khan is a busy man...

Troublebot · 11-20-2003, 07:35 AM

The Kahn is off stringing electrical wire today. Not a glamorous job, but sometimes a Kahn must do what a Kahn must do.

Hail brother Crack! I'm in need of a personal assistant. Feel you are up to the job?

Onward Horde! To Florida and a cruise ship that meets our needs!

Crack · 11-20-2003, 02:41 PM

I would gladly follow you sir, and please feel free to use me as you see fit, I am great at taking an insult, and very rarely make much of a fuss... ooh, ooh, and I am pretty organized as well, I can also take a punch to the liver like nobodys business! Thank you for letting follow you my lord, I am truly not worthy!

Fire · 11-22-2003, 10:20 PM

Hail khan- I have just returned from reconoitering the cruise ships with my lady- let us take one of the newer ships, the big damn ones with real olympic sized pools, not the crappy ones like I was on that have no more than glorified bathtubs..... we can sail from new orleans and head to the caribean- I recomend Grand caymen- they have 250 banks to plunder- and a cruise ship has much better food- and a crew NOT trained to fight- far better than taking a military vessel....

uncle phil · 11-24-2003, 01:18 PM

Whiskey On The Rocks
AC/DC

I've been drinkin' all night long
So long baby, I'm gone

[Oh yeah]
[Well] Bloody Mary give me shivers from a shot
Set up the shooters it's time for a drop
[Give me] Old Jamaica, runnin' we come
Down at the hatch Jack, the women and the fun
We drink a lot, That demon drop
This one's on me and here's to you

Whiskey on the rocks
a double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
Elixer from the top

[You were] Drinkin' Mai Tais, Singapore sling
Beam me up Jim, it's time to come in
I'll have one more afore ye close up the door
It's on the house mac, it's whiskey galore
We drink a lot, that demon drop
This one's on me, here's mud in your eye

Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
Elixer from the top

[Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on
Let's throw seven sheets to the wind - hahaha
Fill 'em up too!]

I'm drinkin'
Whiskey on the rocks
[A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
Whiskey on the rocks
A double or a shot
I'm drinkin'
Whiskey on the rocks
I'll have a whiskey on the rocks
Give me whiskey on the rocks
Keep it comin' on the rocks ]

[Yeah] Pour me a double here comes trouble on the rocks
Whiskey on the rocks

Tophat665 · 11-29-2003, 01:25 PM

I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but as a non horde member and saftey conscious citizen, I feel duty bound to remind you all of the following:<ul><li>Never eat within an hour before pillaging. You could get a cramp.</li><li>Pillage <i>then</i> burn</li><li>Generally it is better to rape before killing</i><li>Mead, Lager, Ale, Stout, and Whiskey are all perfectly acceptable raiding beverages. Zinfindel and Chianti are not. Neither are cocktails of any kind. Those drinking wine spritzers should really be dragged behind their horses.</li><li>Should your horde be mounted upon living steeds, please remember to treat them with the respect due a fellow horde member. This also includes undead steeds, though those merely reanimated need not be extended such consideration.</li></ul>Following these simple rules can greatly enhance your raiding pleasure, as well as adding to your ability to stike fear in the hearts of an unsuspecting populace.

uncle phil · 12-01-2003, 01:48 PM

pillage, then burn...have to remember that one...

Crack · 12-02-2003, 10:47 PM

Generally, I agree with point number 3, but it might be a little easier the other way around... Just a suggestion great and power Khan.

11-19-2003, 06:20 AM	#361 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Maybe we all got lost in New Orleans. Time for a regroup? Horde! To me! Troublebot the Unattentive, Kahn Troublebot Horde __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

11-19-2003, 12:51 PM	#364 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	ok, so are we still headed towards joe robbie stadium (and points warmer)? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-19-2003, 02:31 PM	#365 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I would Like to join your Horde! As is my role in just about every aspect of my life, My horde-name could be "Johnny-Come-Lately" I will do what ever it is you may ask of me Great Khan Troublebot, mostly, I will do what ever there is left to do in the Horde, perhaps filling out paper work, or I will bring the beer... It just that it gets so lonely here at night, and I am very bored. I will give you time to think it over, and I will be here, as always... ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 03:38 PM	#366 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I don't think as a horde we are supposed to be afraid of anything, are we? Surely we could kick the US military's collective arses? Surely? Hey Surely, where are you!?! We need a marching song, phil. __________________ Google

11-19-2003, 04:09 PM	#368 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Ho yeah!, Sing it, GH! __________________ Google

11-19-2003, 07:48 AM	#362 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Troublebot, et al! I was wondering when you would come and blow the dust off the horde. Know that when and if you need me, squeak this magic hamburger three times and I will come. Be warned! If you squeak it four times you will open a gate to hell. -GH

11-19-2003, 03:48 PM	#367 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Swords of A Thousand Men Tenpole Tudor Deep in the castle and back from the war Back with milady and the fires burnt tall Hurrah went the men down below All outside was the rain and snow Hear their shouts, hear their roars They've probably had a barrel, and much, much more Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men We had to meet the enemy a mile away Thunder in the air and the sky turned grey Assembling the knights and their swords were sharp There was hope in our English hearts Hear our roar, hear our sound We're gonna fight until we have won this town Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men When the knights come along at the end of the day Some are half-alive and some have run away Hear our triumph, hear our roar We're gonna drink a barrel, and much, much more Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea - yea Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea - yea Hurrah, Hurrah, Hurrah, Yea Over the hills came the swords of a thousand men

11-19-2003, 05:20 PM	#369 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Just checking to see If I could be in the horde yet... no, not yet? I'll wait here then... Hey, I have nothing but time. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 05:36 PM	#370 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	the khan is a busy man... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-20-2003, 07:35 AM	#371 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	The Kahn is off stringing electrical wire today. Not a glamorous job, but sometimes a Kahn must do what a Kahn must do. Hail brother Crack! I'm in need of a personal assistant. Feel you are up to the job? Onward Horde! To Florida and a cruise ship that meets our needs! __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

11-20-2003, 02:41 PM	#372 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	I would gladly follow you sir, and please feel free to use me as you see fit, I am great at taking an insult, and very rarely make much of a fuss... ooh, ooh, and I am pretty organized as well, I can also take a punch to the liver like nobodys business! Thank you for letting follow you my lord, I am truly not worthy! __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-22-2003, 10:20 PM	#373 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	Hail khan- I have just returned from reconoitering the cruise ships with my lady- let us take one of the newer ships, the big damn ones with real olympic sized pools, not the crappy ones like I was on that have no more than glorified bathtubs..... we can sail from new orleans and head to the caribean- I recomend Grand caymen- they have 250 banks to plunder- and a cruise ship has much better food- and a crew NOT trained to fight- far better than taking a military vessel.... __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens

11-24-2003, 01:18 PM	#374 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Whiskey On The Rocks AC/DC I've been drinkin' all night long So long baby, I'm gone [Oh yeah] [Well] Bloody Mary give me shivers from a shot Set up the shooters it's time for a drop [Give me] Old Jamaica, runnin' we come Down at the hatch Jack, the women and the fun We drink a lot, That demon drop This one's on me and here's to you Whiskey on the rocks a double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks Elixer from the top [You were] Drinkin' Mai Tais, Singapore sling Beam me up Jim, it's time to come in I'll have one more afore ye close up the door It's on the house mac, it's whiskey galore We drink a lot, that demon drop This one's on me, here's mud in your eye Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks Elixer from the top [Yeah, yeah, yeah, come on Let's throw seven sheets to the wind - hahaha Fill 'em up too!] I'm drinkin' Whiskey on the rocks [A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot Whiskey on the rocks A double or a shot I'm drinkin' Whiskey on the rocks I'll have a whiskey on the rocks Give me whiskey on the rocks Keep it comin' on the rocks ] [Yeah] Pour me a double here comes trouble on the rocks Whiskey on the rocks __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-29-2003, 01:25 PM	#375 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	I don't know if anyone has pointed this out yet, but as a non horde member and saftey conscious citizen, I feel duty bound to remind you all of the following:<ul><li>Never eat within an hour before pillaging. You could get a cramp.</li><li>Pillage <i>then</i> burn</li><li>Generally it is better to rape before killing</i><li>Mead, Lager, Ale, Stout, and Whiskey are all perfectly acceptable raiding beverages. Zinfindel and Chianti are not. Neither are cocktails of any kind. Those drinking wine spritzers should really be dragged behind their horses.</li><li>Should your horde be mounted upon living steeds, please remember to treat them with the respect due a fellow horde member. This also includes undead steeds, though those merely reanimated need not be extended such consideration.</li></ul>Following these simple rules can greatly enhance your raiding pleasure, as well as adding to your ability to stike fear in the hearts of an unsuspecting populace. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

12-01-2003, 01:48 PM	#376 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pillage, then burn...have to remember that one... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

12-02-2003, 10:47 PM	#377 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Generally, I agree with point number 3, but it might be a little easier the other way around... Just a suggestion great and power Khan. __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx