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Eweser · 09-12-2003, 10:32 AM

All orbs of manhood are in danger if i don't get restitution.

tinfoil · 09-12-2003, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eweser
All orbs of manhood are in danger if i don't get restitution.

yoink!

Troublebot · 09-12-2003, 10:34 AM

A thousand pardons to Eweser the Short-Tempered! When you said "companion" to Buttcrust, my tiny mind only led me in one direction. You probably can't see through all the dirt, but I've turn many shades of red.

It is my hope that you'll feel no need to take further action against my neck or Buttcrust's orbs of manhood.

I may be mighty, but I'm no fool. My apologies.

Eweser · 09-12-2003, 10:36 AM

I'll let it go this time, but watch yourself in the future. And that goes for all in this great and mighty Horde

rockogre · 09-12-2003, 10:52 AM

I see that the great Kahn is both merciful and diplomatic.

My orbs were sweating there for a while what with being within a moments reach of Eweser the short tempered.

It is unfortunate that I did not recognize the flag of Mac as I trampled it under my heel. Possibly their defiled women will recover soon. Maybe there could be a little more information before the next raid so that I could avoid further embarassment.

It's hard to keep up while being berserk without study beforehand.

The existence of the small tribe of Mac had completly escaped my notice. I thought that they were extinct, wiped out during the great Wintel wars. Pretty scrappy bunch. I think one of them scratched me.

Does this look infected?

Thraeryn · 09-12-2003, 10:55 AM

*screams and starts charing at Eweser, then calms down a bit, looking around him*

. . . oh. How long has the battle been over? Did I . . . um.
Did I try to sleep with any of the cars?
*cough*

Troublebot · 09-12-2003, 11:13 AM

Impressive work my horde. Need to work on some fundementals though.

Buttcrust, next time I make a treaty with someone, could you at least try not to kill them all? Get yourself to the aid tent, that scratch looks like it needs some iodine.

And I won't mention any names, but someone seems to have had a intimate moment with that Ford Taurus over there... let's try and be a little less lusty in the future, shall we?

Tinfoil the Unholy and Pheatius the Anal Retentive, excellent work. You may both have your pick of the lusty bank tellers... once I'm through. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

What? I need some help with my IRA.

I'll be in my tent. Start figuring out where this horde should go next.

Thraeryn · 09-12-2003, 11:22 AM

Hey, she said she was 20! You should've seen the headlight bra she was wearing! Look at her spoiler! She was askin' for it!

I think we should o'ertake Mexico next. They have tequila.

stinkynutz · 09-12-2003, 11:53 AM

Hail, good sirs.

I am willing to join this mighty horde of stench and evil myself and herefore apply for a position of the janitor. Armed with a masterpiece broomstick that i carved myself out of a bigger broomstick, i'm ready to whipe up any competition and/or feeble resistance.
Your welcome into this fine disorganization will not be unnoticed.

Sir Stinkynutz, The Brave

Pheatius · 09-12-2003, 01:24 PM

O smelliest of the stench-ridden ones. I went to give response to the Mac tribe, but alas, Thraeryn must have showed up after Buttcrust and killed the women left behind except for one woman left barely breathing underneath the pile of bleeding corpses. She was beautiful, even in her injury, so I cleaned hear up and brought her to camp for your inspection. She is very spirited and a sight to behold, says her name is Jolene.

PS - Buttcrust, I had made arrangement for a glorious Viking funeral had the negotiations for your orbs not gone well.

Thraeryn · 09-12-2003, 03:08 PM

I think I'm starting to get a bad reputation around this Horde. Just to clear things up:

*waves hand and foot claws around*
I'm not going to be havin' no bad reputation in this Horde.

Now gimme that bottle of tequila.

uncle phil · 09-12-2003, 04:25 PM

It's another tequila sunrise staring slowly 'cross the sky, said goodbye.
He was just a hired hand working on the dreams he planned to try, the days go by.
Every night when the sun goes down, just another lonely boy in town,
and she's out running 'round.

She wasn't just another woman and I couldn't keep from coming on, it's been so long.
Oh, and it's a hollow feeling when it comes down to dealing friends, it never ends.

Take another shot of courage, wonder why the right words never come, you just get numb.
It's another tequila sunrise, this old world still looks the same, another frame.

Fly · 09-13-2003, 06:08 AM

wherever you my go,whatever you shall steal,whomever you shall slay.......

i will be there to kick and yell and spit on the dying enemy.

i can be the psycho freak that is needed in this horde.......

*BURN IN THE ETERNAL DEPTHS OF HELL.......MOTHERFUCKERS.....*

pocon1 · 09-13-2003, 09:24 AM

Hail, I am Condom, the Trojan, and I have come to rape the women and pillage the cattle. Do not let me drink, for then I rape the cattle and pillage the women.

Troublebot · 09-13-2003, 07:12 PM

Mighty Horde,

I'll be gone for a few days. Sometimes a Kahn must be alone.

While I am gone, break camp and prepare to move on to the Mexican border. I have an urge for burritos.

Play nice while I'm gone.

Troublebot the Busy
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde

Czernobog · 09-14-2003, 08:11 AM

I will gladly join your Horde, for I have much spare time and am in need of excercise. I can supply my own weaponry, and lend someone else if they get short, um....handed. All I need is a horse, a name, and a horse with no name. On that note, I vote we pillage wherever there are stupid country singers. Just a thought.

And you know that I'm tough AND smelly for I dwell in that most horrible of places....NEW JERSEY!!! (and in Trenton, nonetheless.)

krwlz · 09-14-2003, 12:08 PM

I agree...Mexico. Not only tequilla and burritos...But we all know that latin wenches live in squallor there. They will be oh so happy to see us savagly pillage and burn their semi evil husbands...

theguyondacouch · 09-14-2003, 01:31 PM

Yes to mexico!

Oh and Eweser, You can suck my big floppy orbs

Fremen · 09-15-2003, 01:55 AM

Do we have any antiseptic to use when we get sliced?
I'm not wasting good alcohol on wounds!
If I have to, I'll cauterize 'em, but we really should have a trained warrior-healer traveling with us.
What say you to that, Horde?

rockogre · 09-15-2003, 06:00 AM

Antiseptic. Hell, I ain't got time to bleed! Tequilla will work from the inside out.

Next thing we know you will be wanting a band-aid.

Eweser · 09-15-2003, 07:12 AM

Excuse me theguyondacouch, but if your personal hygene matches that of your brothers in arms, then not in a million years!

P.S. Looking forward to the trip to Mexico

Binder · 09-15-2003, 09:03 AM

hail dirty warriors.
i am a master of siege engines looking for employment. i will ensure that no castle walls will stop the plundering of the horde. if large catapults and trebuchets are not needed, i also have a minor in torture, and i'm proficient with the long staff and the crossbow.

Fremen · 09-15-2003, 10:30 AM

Heh, a lot of us are proficient with the long staff.....uh...er..wait!

Thraeryn · 09-15-2003, 10:51 AM

I'm glad you came along, Binder. I was getting tired of having to scale those bank buildings, then let myself in from the roof. :P

One question, though: did you bring any of those things with you? I think we're all either too dumb, drunk, or busy ravaging the women to help build things.

uncle phil · 09-15-2003, 12:46 PM

Way down here you need a reason to move
Feel a fool running your stateside games
Lose your load, leave your mind behind, Baby James

Oh, Mexico
It sounds so simple I just got to go
The sun's so hot I forgot to go home
Guess I'll have to go now

"Americano" got the sleepy eye
But his body's still shaking like a live wire
Sleepy "Señorita" with the eyes on fire

Oh, Mexico
It sounds so sweet with the sun sinking low
Moon's so bright like to light up the night
Make everything all right

Baby's hungry and the money's all gone
The folks back home don't want to talk on the phone
She gets a long letter, sends back a postcard; times are hard

Oh, down in Mexico
I never really been so I don't really know
Oh, Mexico
I guess I'll have to go

Oh, Mexico
I never really been but I'd sure like to go
Oh, Mexico
I guess I'll have to go now

krwlz · 09-15-2003, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre
Hell, I ain't got time to bleed!

That makes 3 of us....You Me, and Jesse Ventura!

Can he join our horde? He kicked ass in predetor!

Binder · 09-15-2003, 07:27 PM

fear not. the seige engines will not detract from any of the pillaging, ravaging, drinking or general wonton destruction.

i used to build them by hand, but it took away time from torturing innocent villagers. now i order them on-line and have them drop shipped to where i need them. if they need to be moved i will conscript some of the locals to move them.

Troublebot · 09-16-2003, 07:58 PM

Hail, oh great a mighty Horde!

Czernobog, I just returned from your state, fleeing before the angry Goddess "Isabella" could smite me down. Good to have you in the Horde. You shall be Czernobog the Easy Listener (Which should teach you to quote tunes by America).

Binder the Easily Enraged, good to have you aboard. I feel we will have need of your seige engines as we move south.

Onward my mighty Horde! We now make our way to Mexico, and victory!

Troublebot the Slighty Sleepy
Kahn,
Troublebot Horde

analog · 09-17-2003, 01:36 AM

Hail to the Troublebot Horde!!

I am analog, the spy! I can seemlessly blend myself into the surroundings of the target area, posing as a young, urban professional. I can discover the weak spots of the enemy, so that we may exploit those weaknesses for maximum pillaging, killing, and the retrieval of MORE desirable lusty wenches!!

or,

I can go back to my old job, which... basically... ok, I burned shit.

*ahem*I can do BOTH, too.*ahem*

Thraeryn · 09-17-2003, 08:22 AM

Ooooh, analog, can you be our answer to The Poopsmith?

We've really needed one of those around here.

jimk · 09-17-2003, 09:10 AM

when shall we mount the mexican campaign?

i still am deadly, but it's been so long since i've disemboweled a heathen that i am in danger of not being damp anymore!!

-jimk the damp & deadly

Midnight_Son · 09-17-2003, 09:49 AM

Troublebot, what qualifications do you hold for
You to consider yourself a horde leader?
I not going to jump on any old horde wagon after all.

Troublebot · 09-17-2003, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cnor
Troublebot, what qualifications do you hold for
You to consider yourself a horde leader?
I not going to jump on any old horde wagon after all.

Do you not see the blood on my blade cnor?

Can you not feel the fury locked behind my eyes, waiting to be unleashed?

Behold the man that braved the onslaught of the giant fireworm and lived to tell the tale!

Behold the man that traded wits with Macelgrill the Oddly Smart for three days in a game of chess... and won!

Behold the man that bedded the lusty Sirens of Seattle and charmed them into submission!

I am lord of all I survey! My horde drinks gasoline and belches fire! I am Troublebot, Horde Kahn! Look upon my works, ye mighty, and dispair!

Any other questions?

Thraeryn · 09-17-2003, 10:00 AM

Tell us about the Sirens of Seattle again, O Mighty Khan! *sits down crosslegged by the campfire and looks up at Troublebot excitedly*

Midnight_Son · 09-17-2003, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Troublebot

Any other questions?

yes, one more...Have you been drinking bong water again?

awe, screw it..I'm in...Rape the horses and ride off on the women!

krwlz · 09-17-2003, 11:00 AM

The battle lust burns hot in me tonight.....When do we get to mexico?

Pheatius · 09-17-2003, 12:03 PM

O greatly odorous non-bathing One, Leader of The Stinking Horde, I bring news from the ambassador from Mexico. He offers you The Province of Sonora in exchange for not invading his Country. He also says he will throw a huge Fiesta for three days in our honor with all the food, drink, wenches and boy toys (have to keep Eweser happy) we could want. He said we could make Sonora Province our home and you can declare yourself Emperor (or Khan). I told him that this sounded good, but I would to check with you, El Jefe del Hedor.

What say Ye?

Thraeryn · 09-17-2003, 12:19 PM

Hrm. Pheatius is a good negotiator. Perhaps we should take the ambassador up on his offer, then once we've established a base in Sonora, use it to take the country anyway.

Oh, and I think we should definitely demand a tithe of both tequila and virgins.

Troublebot · 09-17-2003, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pheatius
O greatly odorous non-bathing One, Leader of The Stinking Horde, I bring news from the ambassador from Mexico. He offers you The Province of Sonora in exchange for not invading his Country. He also says he will throw a huge Fiesta for three days in our honor with all the food, drink, wenches and boy toys (have to keep Eweser happy) we could want. He said we could make Sonora Province our home and you can declare yourself Emperor (or Khan). I told him that this sounded good, but I would to check with you, El Jefe del Hedor.

What say Ye?

Do you see my Horde? The fear we strike in the hearts of the people before us brings us riches beyond our dreams!

Noble Pheatius, tell the ambassador that his offer pleases me and my Horde. Tell me when the fiesta begins, I will be in my tent.

Troublebot · 09-17-2003, 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thraeryn
Tell us about the Sirens of Seattle again, O Mighty Khan! *sits down crosslegged by the campfire and looks up at Troublebot excitedly*

Brave Thraeryn, a Kahn never kisses, beheads and tells.

Leave it to say I required several shots afterward and my Fu Manchu had to be carefully groomed.

09-12-2003, 10:32 AM	#81 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	All orbs of manhood are in danger if i don't get restitution. __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

09-12-2003, 10:34 AM	#83 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	A thousand pardons to Eweser the Short-Tempered! When you said "companion" to Buttcrust, my tiny mind only led me in one direction. You probably can't see through all the dirt, but I've turn many shades of red. It is my hope that you'll feel no need to take further action against my neck or Buttcrust's orbs of manhood. I may be mighty, but I'm no fool. My apologies. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-12-2003, 10:36 AM	#84 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	I'll let it go this time, but watch yourself in the future. And that goes for all in this great and mighty Horde __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

09-12-2003, 10:52 AM	#85 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I see that the great Kahn is both merciful and diplomatic. My orbs were sweating there for a while what with being within a moments reach of Eweser the short tempered. It is unfortunate that I did not recognize the flag of Mac as I trampled it under my heel. Possibly their defiled women will recover soon. Maybe there could be a little more information before the next raid so that I could avoid further embarassment. It's hard to keep up while being berserk without study beforehand. The existence of the small tribe of Mac had completly escaped my notice. I thought that they were extinct, wiped out during the great Wintel wars. Pretty scrappy bunch. I think one of them scratched me. Does this look infected? __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom Last edited by rockogre; 09-12-2003 at 10:56 AM..

09-12-2003, 11:13 AM	#87 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Impressive work my horde. Need to work on some fundementals though. Buttcrust, next time I make a treaty with someone, could you at least try not to kill them all? Get yourself to the aid tent, that scratch looks like it needs some iodine. And I won't mention any names, but someone seems to have had a intimate moment with that Ford Taurus over there... let's try and be a little less lusty in the future, shall we? Tinfoil the Unholy and Pheatius the Anal Retentive, excellent work. You may both have your pick of the lusty bank tellers... once I'm through. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! What? I need some help with my IRA. I'll be in my tent. Start figuring out where this horde should go next. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-12-2003, 10:55 AM	#86 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	screams and starts charing at Eweser, then calms down a bit, looking around him . . . oh. How long has the battle been over? Did I . . . um. Did I try to sleep with any of the cars? cough

09-12-2003, 11:22 AM	#88 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Hey, she said she was 20! You should've seen the headlight bra she was wearing! Look at her spoiler! She was askin' for it! I think we should o'ertake Mexico next. They have tequila.

09-12-2003, 11:53 AM	#89 (permalink)
stinkynutz Insane	Hail, good sirs. I am willing to join this mighty horde of stench and evil myself and herefore apply for a position of the janitor. Armed with a masterpiece broomstick that i carved myself out of a bigger broomstick, i'm ready to whipe up any competition and/or feeble resistance. Your welcome into this fine disorganization will not be unnoticed. Sir Stinkynutz, The Brave

09-12-2003, 01:24 PM	#90 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	O smelliest of the stench-ridden ones. I went to give response to the Mac tribe, but alas, Thraeryn must have showed up after Buttcrust and killed the women left behind except for one woman left barely breathing underneath the pile of bleeding corpses. She was beautiful, even in her injury, so I cleaned hear up and brought her to camp for your inspection. She is very spirited and a sight to behold, says her name is Jolene. PS - Buttcrust, I had made arrangement for a glorious Viking funeral had the negotiations for your orbs not gone well. Last edited by Pheatius; 09-12-2003 at 01:32 PM..

09-12-2003, 03:08 PM	#91 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I think I'm starting to get a bad reputation around this Horde. Just to clear things up: waves hand and foot claws around I'm not going to be havin' no bad reputation in this Horde. Now gimme that bottle of tequila.

09-12-2003, 04:25 PM	#92 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	It's another tequila sunrise staring slowly 'cross the sky, said goodbye. He was just a hired hand working on the dreams he planned to try, the days go by. Every night when the sun goes down, just another lonely boy in town, and she's out running 'round. She wasn't just another woman and I couldn't keep from coming on, it's been so long. Oh, and it's a hollow feeling when it comes down to dealing friends, it never ends. Take another shot of courage, wonder why the right words never come, you just get numb. It's another tequila sunrise, this old world still looks the same, another frame. __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-13-2003, 06:08 AM	#93 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	wherever you my go,whatever you shall steal,whomever you shall slay....... i will be there to kick and yell and spit on the dying enemy. i can be the psycho freak that is needed in this horde....... BURN IN THE ETERNAL DEPTHS OF HELL.......MOTHERFUCKERS..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-13-2003, 09:24 AM	#94 (permalink)
pocon1 Banned	Hail, I am Condom, the Trojan, and I have come to rape the women and pillage the cattle. Do not let me drink, for then I rape the cattle and pillage the women.

09-13-2003, 07:12 PM	#95 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Mighty Horde, I'll be gone for a few days. Sometimes a Kahn must be alone. While I am gone, break camp and prepare to move on to the Mexican border. I have an urge for burritos. Play nice while I'm gone. Troublebot the Busy Kahn, Troublebot Horde __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-14-2003, 08:11 AM	#96 (permalink)
Czernobog Insane Location: NJ	I will gladly join your Horde, for I have much spare time and am in need of excercise. I can supply my own weaponry, and lend someone else if they get short, um....handed. All I need is a horse, a name, and a horse with no name. On that note, I vote we pillage wherever there are stupid country singers. Just a thought. And you know that I'm tough AND smelly for I dwell in that most horrible of places....NEW JERSEY!!! (and in Trenton, nonetheless.) __________________ Embrace the flame

09-14-2003, 12:08 PM	#97 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	I agree...Mexico. Not only tequilla and burritos...But we all know that latin wenches live in squallor there. They will be oh so happy to see us savagly pillage and burn their semi evil husbands...

09-14-2003, 01:31 PM	#98 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Yes to mexico! Oh and Eweser, You can suck my big floppy orbs __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

09-15-2003, 01:55 AM	#99 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Do we have any antiseptic to use when we get sliced? I'm not wasting good alcohol on wounds! If I have to, I'll cauterize 'em, but we really should have a trained warrior-healer traveling with us. What say you to that, Horde? __________________ Google

09-15-2003, 06:00 AM	#100 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Antiseptic. Hell, I ain't got time to bleed! Tequilla will work from the inside out. Next thing we know you will be wanting a band-aid. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-15-2003, 07:12 AM	#101 (permalink)
Eweser Psycho Location: O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A	Excuse me theguyondacouch, but if your personal hygene matches that of your brothers in arms, then not in a million years! P.S. Looking forward to the trip to Mexico __________________ "Whoever wrote this episode should die!"

09-15-2003, 09:03 AM	#102 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	hail dirty warriors. i am a master of siege engines looking for employment. i will ensure that no castle walls will stop the plundering of the horde. if large catapults and trebuchets are not needed, i also have a minor in torture, and i'm proficient with the long staff and the crossbow.

09-15-2003, 10:30 AM	#103 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Heh, a lot of us are proficient with the long staff.....uh...er..wait! __________________ Google

09-15-2003, 10:51 AM	#104 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	I'm glad you came along, Binder. I was getting tired of having to scale those bank buildings, then let myself in from the roof. :P One question, though: did you bring any of those things with you? I think we're all either too dumb, drunk, or busy ravaging the women to help build things.

09-15-2003, 12:46 PM	#105 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	Way down here you need a reason to move Feel a fool running your stateside games Lose your load, leave your mind behind, Baby James Oh, Mexico It sounds so simple I just got to go The sun's so hot I forgot to go home Guess I'll have to go now "Americano" got the sleepy eye But his body's still shaking like a live wire Sleepy "Señorita" with the eyes on fire Oh, Mexico It sounds so sweet with the sun sinking low Moon's so bright like to light up the night Make everything all right Baby's hungry and the money's all gone The folks back home don't want to talk on the phone She gets a long letter, sends back a postcard; times are hard Oh, down in Mexico I never really been so I don't really know Oh, Mexico I guess I'll have to go Oh, Mexico I never really been but I'd sure like to go Oh, Mexico I guess I'll have to go now __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-15-2003, 07:27 PM	#107 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	fear not. the seige engines will not detract from any of the pillaging, ravaging, drinking or general wonton destruction. i used to build them by hand, but it took away time from torturing innocent villagers. now i order them on-line and have them drop shipped to where i need them. if they need to be moved i will conscript some of the locals to move them.

09-16-2003, 07:58 PM	#108 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Hail, oh great a mighty Horde! Czernobog, I just returned from your state, fleeing before the angry Goddess "Isabella" could smite me down. Good to have you in the Horde. You shall be Czernobog the Easy Listener (Which should teach you to quote tunes by America). Binder the Easily Enraged, good to have you aboard. I feel we will have need of your seige engines as we move south. Onward my mighty Horde! We now make our way to Mexico, and victory! Troublebot the Slighty Sleepy Kahn, Troublebot Horde __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-17-2003, 01:36 AM	#109 (permalink)
analog Banned	Hail to the Troublebot Horde!! I am analog, the spy! I can seemlessly blend myself into the surroundings of the target area, posing as a young, urban professional. I can discover the weak spots of the enemy, so that we may exploit those weaknesses for maximum pillaging, killing, and the retrieval of MORE desirable lusty wenches!! or, I can go back to my old job, which... basically... ok, I burned shit. ahemI can do BOTH, too.ahem

09-17-2003, 08:22 AM	#110 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Ooooh, analog, can you be our answer to The Poopsmith? We've really needed one of those around here.

09-17-2003, 09:10 AM	#111 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	when shall we mount the mexican campaign? i still am deadly, but it's been so long since i've disemboweled a heathen that i am in danger of not being damp anymore!! -jimk the damp & deadly __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-17-2003, 09:49 AM	#112 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	Troublebot, what qualifications do you hold for You to consider yourself a horde leader? I not going to jump on any old horde wagon after all. __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

09-17-2003, 10:00 AM	#114 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Tell us about the Sirens of Seattle again, O Mighty Khan! sits down crosslegged by the campfire and looks up at Troublebot excitedly

09-17-2003, 11:00 AM	#116 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	The battle lust burns hot in me tonight.....When do we get to mexico?

09-17-2003, 12:03 PM	#117 (permalink)
Pheatius Insane Location: The South	O greatly odorous non-bathing One, Leader of The Stinking Horde, I bring news from the ambassador from Mexico. He offers you The Province of Sonora in exchange for not invading his Country. He also says he will throw a huge Fiesta for three days in our honor with all the food, drink, wenches and boy toys (have to keep Eweser happy) we could want. He said we could make Sonora Province our home and you can declare yourself Emperor (or Khan). I told him that this sounded good, but I would to check with you, El Jefe del Hedor. What say Ye? Last edited by Pheatius; 09-17-2003 at 12:05 PM..

09-17-2003, 12:19 PM	#118 (permalink)
Thraeryn Loser	Hrm. Pheatius is a good negotiator. Perhaps we should take the ambassador up on his offer, then once we've established a base in Sonora, use it to take the country anyway. Oh, and I think we should definitely demand a tithe of both tequila and virgins.