Do you think that this thread is stupid? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

baaa · 09-09-2003, 06:52 AM

You do don't you?

cycloptor · 09-09-2003, 08:46 AM

nah.... its a valid question.

although i do think that math in a graphic arts program is stupid....

jimk · 09-09-2003, 08:52 AM

i think this thread shows immense potential for sucking or not sucking.

ObieX · 09-09-2003, 09:04 AM

There are no stupid threads

Johnny Rotten · 09-09-2003, 01:53 PM

Shouldn't this be in Titled Nonsense?

Mr. Moe · 09-09-2003, 04:07 PM

No, he is obviously paranoid that people around the world collectively don't like his works. Sadly..this is the case..and every time you attempt to succeed our dark brotherhood will bring you down.

MacGnG · 09-09-2003, 06:24 PM

There are no stupid questions, are there?

yea i think this should be in nonsense, but it works here too

jhericurl21 · 09-09-2003, 07:20 PM

No such thing as stupid threads, only stupid people

RoadRage · 09-10-2003, 04:22 AM

Yes, Virginia, there are stupid questions. From http://www.duhaime.org/Law_fun/dumb.htm

Examples:

Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning?
A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me."
B: Did he kill you?
Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Were you alone or by yourself?
A: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
B: It indicates intercourse.
A: Male sperm?
B: That is the only kind I know.
A: Can you describe the individual?
B: He was about medium height and had a beard.
A: Was this a male or female?
How long have you been a French Canadian?
How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision?
A: Mr. Clark, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
B: I went to Europe, sir.
A: And did you take your new wife?
Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
A: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
B: That's me.
A: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
A: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
B: By death.
A: And by whose death was it terminated?
A: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
B: I'll be three months on November 8.
A: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
B: Yes.
A: What were you doing at that time?
A: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
B: I used to be.
A: How many times have you committed suicide?
So you were gone until you returned?
A: She had three children, right?
B: Yes.
A: How many were boys?
B: None.
A: Were there girls?
You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
A: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
B: Yes.
A: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Lawyer: What device do you have in your laboratory to test alcohol content?
Witness: I have a dual column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard 5710A with flame ionization detectors.
Judge: Can you get that on mag wheels?
Witness: Only on the floor models.
A: Have you lived in this town all your life?
B: Not yet.
A: All you responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
B: Oral.
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
A: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
B: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
A: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Brown?
B: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
A: And Mr. Brown was dead at the time, is that correct?
B: No. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy!

baaa · 09-10-2003, 06:49 AM

I am sooo parinoid that you wont like my thread

GakFace · 09-10-2003, 08:27 PM

Its not a stupid question if it is in the Nonsense forum.. but it IS a useless question if NOT posted where it SHOULD be.

rider6061 · 09-11-2003, 09:58 AM

This Thread is about me isn't it?

Tell the truth!!!

NO MORE LIES!!!!

Marius1 · 09-11-2003, 09:59 AM

Can this thread add 2 + 2?

bonbonbox · 09-14-2003, 10:23 PM

No this thread is not stupid. It has generated intelligent responses and encouraged people to post. Hats off to baaa. That is all, don't forget your hat.

MSD · 09-16-2003, 08:38 AM

This thread is moving ot nonsense right now, although before I read it I thought it had a potential for Philosophy. I'm disappointed

Batman976 · 09-16-2003, 08:47 AM

Welcome to the Nonsense Forum, Stupid Thread!

Giant Hamburger · 09-16-2003, 09:29 AM

Hail Baaa!

Did you go and get yourself banned over this stupid thread?
Do I look fat in this post?
-GH

bernadette · 09-16-2003, 10:17 AM

aw baaanned...

no, GH. you looks absolutely marvelous in any post!

dnd · 09-17-2003, 02:35 AM

women: do these jeans make my bum look big?

man:no its all those cheeseburgers u eat that make u look fat

Fly · 09-17-2003, 03:54 AM

*fuckin' stupid thread*

Munku · 09-17-2003, 12:20 PM

I like this thread actually.

bundy · 09-17-2003, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Munku
I like this thread actually.

so do i.
it helps me remember that great individual BAAAA.

he left us too soon.
for he was just too silly (and his threads were just too stupid.)

RIP BAAAAAAA

ForgottenKnight · 09-17-2003, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by baaa
You do don't you?

Depends on the thread's IQ

mirevolver · 09-17-2003, 04:37 PM

I don't know, can this thread find the square root of -1?

soopadoopa · 09-17-2003, 04:50 PM

Didn't read it, but yeah, it's dumb as a box of rocks.

Munku · 09-17-2003, 09:41 PM

Square root of -1 is 1i.

Miranda · 09-17-2003, 09:42 PM

Batman976 · 09-17-2003, 09:52 PM

Miranda: I believe you're looking for this thread:

http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=16147

absorbentishe · 09-18-2003, 05:19 AM

I totally agree with the previously mentioned opinions. Count me in.

Stiltzkin · 09-18-2003, 08:09 PM

I spent a lot of time thinking about the 5th dimension. I finally understood it. The 5th dimension is something that you feel inside of you, not something tangible. Only things existing in three dimensions are tangible. The fourth dimension... is time, plain and simple. So, stuff. You can feel a hypercube inside you. Yes, that is right. I need to go do my homework now.

Fly · 09-18-2003, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
*fuckin' stupid thread*

yup.....and again

soopadoopa · 09-19-2003, 02:07 PM

Is this dumbass thread still here?

bernadette · 09-19-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by soopadoopa
Is this dumbass thread still here?

no. it's gone on an all expense paid trip to the bahamas.

check your postal mailbox for a postcard saying "wish you were here! hahaha not!"

bundy · 09-19-2003, 06:34 PM

this thread has also been marked for assassination... just like THIS ONE.

with the great success of MUSTARD MAN at killing that thread, he has now been given the contract to destroy all of Baaaaaaaa´s leftover threads.

MacGnG · 09-19-2003, 08:13 PM

i think it could be better...

tinger · 09-20-2003, 06:16 PM

i think this thread is GENIUS

hunnychile · 09-20-2003, 06:16 PM

It's just nonsense.

soopadoopa · 09-20-2003, 07:32 PM

Well, it's your thread, and so what if we all think it's more useless than a sack of donkey crap. If it makes you happy...(starts singing).

drawerfixer · 09-20-2003, 07:59 PM

I"M drunk, so no. I love it, and I love you. Wow. I coudl tyep forever! Out I go!

09-09-2003, 06:52 AM	#1 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	Do you think that this thread is stupid? You do don't you?

09-09-2003, 08:52 AM	#3 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	i think this thread shows immense potential for sucking or not sucking. __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

09-09-2003, 09:04 AM	#4 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	There are no stupid threads __________________ We Must Dissent.

09-09-2003, 01:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Johnny Rotten lost and found Location: Berkeley	Shouldn't this be in Titled Nonsense? __________________ "The idea that money doesn't buy you happiness is a lie put about by the rich, to stop the poor from killing them." -- Michael Caine

09-10-2003, 04:22 AM	#9 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	Yes, Virginia, there are stupid questions. From http://www.duhaime.org/Law_fun/dumb.htm Examples: Was that the same nose you broke as a child? Now, doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesn't know anything about it until the next morning? A: He told me, he says, "I have to kill you because you can identify me." B: Did he kill you? Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war? The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? Were you alone or by yourself? A: What is the meaning of sperm being present? B: It indicates intercourse. A: Male sperm? B: That is the only kind I know. A: Can you describe the individual? B: He was about medium height and had a beard. A: Was this a male or female? How long have you been a French Canadian? How far apart were the vehicles at the time of collision? A: Mr. Clark, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? B: I went to Europe, sir. A: And did you take your new wife? Do you have any children or anything of that kind? A: I show you Exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture. B: That's me. A: Were you present when that picture was taken? Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in? A: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated? B: By death. A: And by whose death was it terminated? A: Do you know how far pregnant you are now? B: I'll be three months on November 8. A: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8? B: Yes. A: What were you doing at that time? A: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable? B: I used to be. A: How many times have you committed suicide? So you were gone until you returned? A: She had three children, right? B: Yes. A: How many were boys? B: None. A: Were there girls? You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it? A: You say that the stairs went down to the basement? B: Yes. A: And these stairs, did they go up also? Lawyer: What device do you have in your laboratory to test alcohol content? Witness: I have a dual column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard 5710A with flame ionization detectors. Judge: Can you get that on mag wheels? Witness: Only on the floor models. A: Have you lived in this town all your life? B: Not yet. A: All you responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to? B: Oral. Are you qualified to give a urine sample? A: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? B: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. A: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Brown? B: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m. A: And Mr. Brown was dead at the time, is that correct? B: No. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy! __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed. Last edited by RoadRage; 09-10-2003 at 04:31 AM..

09-09-2003, 08:46 AM	#2 (permalink)
cycloptor Tilted	nah.... its a valid question. although i do think that math in a graphic arts program is stupid....

09-09-2003, 04:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Moe Loser Location: Oakville, Ontario	No, he is obviously paranoid that people around the world collectively don't like his works. Sadly..this is the case..and every time you attempt to succeed our dark brotherhood will bring you down.

09-09-2003, 06:24 PM	#7 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	There are no stupid questions, are there? yea i think this should be in nonsense, but it works here too

09-09-2003, 07:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
jhericurl21 Banned	No such thing as stupid threads, only stupid people

09-10-2003, 06:49 AM	#10 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	I am sooo parinoid that you wont like my thread

09-10-2003, 08:27 PM	#11 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	Its not a stupid question if it is in the Nonsense forum.. but it IS a useless question if NOT posted where it SHOULD be. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

09-11-2003, 09:58 AM	#12 (permalink)
rider6061 Crazy Location: oklahoma	This Thread is about me isn't it? Tell the truth!!! NO MORE LIES!!!! __________________ Is This Thing On?

09-11-2003, 09:59 AM	#13 (permalink)
Marius1 Loser Location: Wales	Can this thread add 2 + 2?

09-14-2003, 10:23 PM	#14 (permalink)
bonbonbox Banned	No this thread is not stupid. It has generated intelligent responses and encouraged people to post. Hats off to baaa. That is all, don't forget your hat.

09-16-2003, 08:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	This thread is moving ot nonsense right now, although before I read it I thought it had a potential for Philosophy. I'm disappointed

09-17-2003, 03:54 AM	#20 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuckin' stupid thread __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-17-2003, 12:20 PM	#21 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I like this thread actually.

09-17-2003, 09:41 PM	#26 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Square root of -1 is 1i.

09-17-2003, 09:42 PM	#27 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	Moo

09-16-2003, 08:47 AM	#16 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Welcome to the Nonsense Forum, Stupid Thread! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-16-2003, 09:29 AM	#17 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Baaa! Did you go and get yourself banned over this stupid thread? Do I look fat in this post? -GH

09-16-2003, 10:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	aw baaanned... no, GH. you looks absolutely marvelous in any post! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

09-17-2003, 02:35 AM	#19 (permalink)
dnd Psycho Location: London...no longer a student	women: do these jeans make my bum look big? man:no its all those cheeseburgers u eat that make u look fat __________________ "Never underestimate a dumb question"-- Brandon Boyd

09-17-2003, 04:37 PM	#24 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	I don't know, can this thread find the square root of -1? __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

09-17-2003, 04:50 PM	#25 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Didn't read it, but yeah, it's dumb as a box of rocks.

09-17-2003, 09:52 PM	#28 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Miranda: I believe you're looking for this thread: http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....threadid=16147 __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

09-18-2003, 05:19 AM	#29 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	I totally agree with the previously mentioned opinions. Count me in.

09-18-2003, 08:09 PM	#30 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I spent a lot of time thinking about the 5th dimension. I finally understood it. The 5th dimension is something that you feel inside of you, not something tangible. Only things existing in three dimensions are tangible. The fourth dimension... is time, plain and simple. So, stuff. You can feel a hypercube inside you. Yes, that is right. I need to go do my homework now. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

09-19-2003, 02:07 PM	#32 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Is this dumbass thread still here?

09-19-2003, 06:34 PM	#34 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	this thread has also been marked for assassination... just like THIS ONE. with the great success of MUSTARD MAN at killing that thread, he has now been given the contract to destroy all of Baaaaaaaa´s leftover threads. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-19-2003, 08:13 PM	#35 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	i think it could be better...

09-20-2003, 06:16 PM	#36 (permalink)
tinger Tilted	i think this thread is GENIUS

09-20-2003, 06:16 PM	#37 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	It's just nonsense. __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

09-20-2003, 07:32 PM	#38 (permalink)
soopadoopa Crazy	Well, it's your thread, and so what if we all think it's more useless than a sack of donkey crap. If it makes you happy...(starts singing).

09-20-2003, 07:59 PM	#39 (permalink)
drawerfixer Stonerific Location: Colorado	I"M drunk, so no. I love it, and I love you. Wow. I coudl tyep forever! Out I go! __________________ They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin