Who reads Uncle Phils poems?
 

Uncle Phil has the coolest Lyrics and Poems! All praise Uncle Phil! :D

hate to pee on your parade, munk, but they're all song lyrics, not poems...great poll, though; i read every one...

Not only do I read them, but I sing them, at the top of my voice!

(in my sleeper jammies!)

uncle phil ROCKS!!! :lol:

i love them.

he´s even inspired me to write (or attempt to write) them.

you´re a bloody legend phil!!
please don´t stop.

The songs and the lists are great.

No more Kiss songs for a while though please.
That recent image matched with "I wanna kiss you all over" is just too freaky. :lol:

you go, bones!!!

BOO POEMS! :(

Hail Citizens!

Poor Munku is a simple pawn in mankind's "poetry game."

I do believe Uncle Phil fulfills a needed role posting song lyrics that are appropriate to the subject.

such as...

Uncle Phil
Can't live without his pills
He has emphysema and
He's almost blind
And we must find out
Where the money is
Get it now
Before he loses his mind

-GH

All right, that's it, no more drugs for Giant Hamburger. I'm officially taking him off his medication.

:thumbsup:

gawds. now i'm hungry.

Girl you got this need to know what I'm all about
There's something that you dig you can't figure out
Well, you wanna know what moves my soul
And what ticks inside of my brain
But I've got this need I just can't control, and it's
A-drivin' me insane
I can't take it! Owww!

Chorus:

[1: Because 2: Yes 3: 'Cause] I'm hungry for those good things, baby
Hungry through and through
[2: Well] I'm hungry for that sweet life, baby
With a real fine girl like you
I can almost taste it
It's sweet as wine

There's a custom-tailored world that I wanna own someday
With a special place up high where we can stay alone you and me
Girl, I'm gonna have it all someday if you'll
Just hang on to my hand
If I break some rules along the way, girl, you
Gotta understand
It's my way of gettin' what I want now, 'cause I'm hungry

[repeat chorus]

I can almost taste it now
Oh, it's sweet as wine
Ain't gonna waste it now
When it's finally mine

Gonna live each minute, fill the hours and days
'Til I've had my fill
Aw, girl, I'll be rollin' in it
Yes, yes, you know I will, yes I will, owww!

('cause I'm)

[repeat chorus 2X; fade 2nd time]

thank you bones for the diet plan.

*swoons @ uncle phil

:lol: uncle phil revere and the raiders :lol:

you go, paddyjoe...

damn straight.....


if i know them...i sing 'em too....

:thumbsup: