If you know what I mean
 

My son was telling me about a game he and his friends play at school. You can make anything sound dirty by adding "if you know what I mean" to the end of your sentence.

For example: I was just washing my car, If you know what I mean.
or... I could really go for some tacos, if you know what I mean.

You have to kinda put a letcherous tone in your voice to make it work but I tried this last night with some friends and it was great fun(couple beers helps too)

also adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune in a fortune cookie works equally as well too, haha

*Treat your friends well, you will need them in the end..in bed* lol

wink wink, nudge nudge

say no more....

I was just reading this thread and decided to go to the store, if you know what I mean.

Hell I don't even know what I mean.

Let me push in your stool for you.... if you know what I mean!

I know what you mean, if you know what I mean.

i'm going to make a cheescake, if you know what i mean ;)

That was friggin perfect!....If you know what I mean...

im going to stand on my head.... if you know what i mean...

hah.

the tardy bell just rang....if you know what i mean.

Can I help you take your coat off...If you know what I mean.

Let me frost your cookies, if you know what I mean.

looks mighty warm in there....if you know what I mean.

edit: fixed a mispelling http://www.hydrogenaudio.org/html/em...s/banghead.gif

I'm kind of in a hurry... if you know what I mean

Hands against the car and spread em...if you know what I mean

I bet alot of people on this forum suck... If you know what I mean. ;)

Sorry I'm late I blew a tire- If you know what I mean!

Looks like I've got some chocolate under my thumbnail... IF you know what I mean.

Well, suck my dick...if you know what I mean

But seriously folks...I think I'm getting Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, if you know what I mean.

You can have a lick of my ice cream cone - If you know what I mean!

A little blunt no? Defeeats the purpose... ;)

i'm going to another thread... if ya know what i mean.

laters jelly bean.

It's called humor, if you know WHAT I mean.

..as heard in the produce department....

she has some great melons.....if you know what I mean.

I could really go for some hot sex...if you know what I mean!

...wait...

I'm unoriginal and must steal ideas from Whose Line Is It Anyway? to make it seem like I'm funny....if you know what I mean.

goin' to put a little rosin on the bow, if you know what i mean......

Gotta go tape up my stick - if you know what I mean

I'm sorry to inform you that your loved one just tragically died by leaping 100 stories to their death so as not to be burned alive from the resultant firestorm caused by terrorists flying an airplane into the world trade center...
If you know what I mean.




Man, now that's comedy GOLD!!!


/One way ticket to hell please.

Never saw this on Whose Line but I bet it's friken hilarious when they do it.

thanks for joining in even if it was scornfully:icare:

Didn't mean to be a dick, but yah, thats where its from. The american version, not the british.

Winnona had a big brown beaver....If you know what I mean.

damn it! i was gonna say that, if you know what i mean

Shokan's avatar is hypnotic... if you know what I mean.

Spinach_Indeed is the sex, if you know what I mean.

Windows XP has had a lot of security holes, if you know what I mean...

then you say
no i dont know what you mean :D

Then they'll be whispering to everyone else, "Oh no, he/she said I don't know what you mean! What do I say now? If you know what I mean.. "

I'll post in this thread, if ya know what I mean...