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"Finally, something to punish the boys with."
"Which end goes where?"
"Im 87 years old! I dont play hockey for christ sakes!"
"Ahh yes wood."
"He shoots, HE SCORES!"
"Finally! An all Vatican Hockey team!"
"Damnit Dad, I asked for this when I was 12!"

I think Damnit Dad, I asked for this when i was 12 wins

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and a shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
Get all my papers and smile at the sky
Tho' I know that the hypnotized never lie

There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced by the by
The parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
Make the new boss, same as the old boss

"This guitar doesn't seem to work!"

The priests laugh hysterically as the Pope tries out "the new microphone!!"

"what the hell is this stick?! puck! i said i wanted to play with my putter."

<small>oh well. i'm prolly going to hell anywho.</small>

heh, Munku wins anyway!

I won?! Lol Im not a very creative person AT ALL. I'm waiting for bones. He's prolly got something stupid to say. ;)

i like that thing you wrote, uncle phil....very innovative

"you can't be serious Jesus; God gave you THIS for your birthday?"

arie, it's "won't get fooled again" by the who...

"Bring on the bodychecks"

Pope : He shoots! - He scores!! He scores!! Pope wins the game!! Pope wins th--

Man : Excuse me sir..

Pope : *cough* umm, yes, what is it my son?

Hey, if Lemieux can still play why can't I?

"Hockey is now the official sport of the Catholic church."

"Say your prayers kids........ or I am gonna cross-check your ass!!!!!"

"Penalty called on the Pope, 2 minutes for high-sticking."

"Now for your punnishment.... say 2 hail Mary's and a Bobby Orr!"

"Please, God, reincarnate me as a professional hockey player... wait... wrong religion"

*As hand moves up and down the stick*

"Send me an altar boy.
A smooth, young, altar boy with supple thighs, tan muscular arms...*drool*...mmmmmm"

"Hey look, a fucking hockey stick."

hahaha @ vermin! :lol:

" did i score "

" whats this for again"

" hey look now my alter boys can scratch my back and the other preists at the same time "

Pope shoots... Jesus saves!!!

Smiling Bob wins

Asta!!

"if jesus didn't want to get nailed to the boards,then hell,neither do I."

Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought.

Now.

What the fuck do I do with this stick?

“h…e…..double hockey sticks, I shit myself again”

"I forget. Which end do you light?"

"Chicks really dig hockey players!"

"Desmond Tutu skates like a sissy!"

"Meet me in the shower room in 20 minutes, Jean-Sebastien."