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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

Munku

"Finally, something to punish the boys with."
"Which end goes where?"
"Im 87 years old! I dont play hockey for christ sakes!"
"Ahh yes wood."
"He shoots, HE SCORES!"
"Finally! An all Vatican Hockey team!"
"Damnit Dad, I asked for this when I was 12!"

YourNeverThere

I think Damnit Dad, I asked for this when i was 12 wins

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

uncle phil

We'll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgment of all wrong
They decide and a shotgun sings the song
I'll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and pray
We don't get fooled again
I'll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
Get all my papers and smile at the sky
Tho' I know that the hypnotized never lie

There's nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced by the by
The parting on the left
Is now the parting on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
Make the new boss, same as the old boss

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Silvy

"This guitar doesn't seem to work!"

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"Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. "
- Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

petergriffin24

The priests laugh hysterically as the Pope tries out "the new microphone!!"

bernadette

"what the hell is this stick?! puck! i said i wanted to play with my putter."

<small>oh well. i'm prolly going to hell anywho.</small>

heh, Munku wins anyway!

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Munku

I won?! Lol Im not a very creative person AT ALL. I'm waiting for bones. He's prolly got something stupid to say.

ariekitten

i like that thing you wrote, uncle phil....very innovative

"you can't be serious Jesus; God gave you THIS for your birthday?"

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I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
~Vash, Trigun

>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

uncle phil

arie, it's "won't get fooled again" by the who...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Boardslut

"Bring on the bodychecks"

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Ride hard for yourself, every day. Ignore the posers, ignore people telling you what to wear, what to ride ... what to be.

MaGlC_MaN

Pope : He shoots! - He scores!! He scores!! Pope wins the game!! Pope wins th--

Man : Excuse me sir..

Pope : *cough* umm, yes, what is it my son?

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Bye.

tinfoil

Hey, if Lemieux can still play why can't I?

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Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

Gortexfogg

"Hockey is now the official sport of the Catholic church."

Midlandmadman

"Say your prayers kids........ or I am gonna cross-check your ass!!!!!"

"Penalty called on the Pope, 2 minutes for high-sticking."

"Now for your punnishment.... say 2 hail Mary's and a Bobby Orr!"

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Its good to be back.

a2k

"Please, God, reincarnate me as a professional hockey player... wait... wrong religion"

vermin

*As hand moves up and down the stick*

"Send me an altar boy.
A smooth, young, altar boy with supple thighs, tan muscular arms...*drool*...mmmmmm"

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

JohnnyCorpse

"Hey look, a fucking hockey stick."

bernadette

hahaha @ vermin!

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liquid_dreams

" did i score "

" whats this for again"

" hey look now my alter boys can scratch my back and the other preists at the same time "

smiling_bob

Pope shoots... Jesus saves!!!

K-Wise

Smiling Bob wins

Asta!!

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"I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project

It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys! - Asta!!

Fly

"if jesus didn't want to get nailed to the boards,then hell,neither do I."

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

cchris

Freedom consists not in doing what we like, but in having the right to do what we ought.

Now.

What the fuck do I do with this stick?

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

Midnight_Son

“h…e…..double hockey sticks, I shit myself again”

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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

grumpyolddude

"I forget. Which end do you light?"

"Chicks really dig hockey players!"

"Desmond Tutu skates like a sissy!"

"Meet me in the shower room in 20 minutes, Jean-Sebastien."

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard