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Gortexfogg · 09-04-2003, 07:41 AM

I follow a healthy diet for success.

Sleepyjack · 09-04-2003, 07:45 AM

I really like Creed

Conclamo Ludus · 09-04-2003, 07:50 AM

My real name is Porter Langley.

bulakbol master · 09-04-2003, 07:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
My real name is Porter Langley.

His name was Robert Paulson.

bukaki22 · 09-04-2003, 08:37 AM

im gay

Spanky Johnson · 09-04-2003, 09:28 AM

Lunchmeat, though seemingly a modern invention, was actually invented by an ancient Roman named Balonious in 250 A.D.

ariekitten · 09-04-2003, 09:38 AM

i hate it when JS fucks me or goes down on me, i mean, it's like so annoying and shit that i almost fall asleep every time. oh and i hate giving head.

Beltruckus · 09-04-2003, 09:40 AM

i'm a virgin

JBX · 09-04-2003, 09:56 AM

He Didn't do it!

Munku · 09-04-2003, 10:18 AM

Oj Simpson is guilty.

God of Thunder · 09-04-2003, 12:09 PM

I'm dead sexy.

no, wait....D'oh!!

rmarshall · 09-04-2003, 03:10 PM

"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!"

"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"

"Our initial assessment is that they will all die"

"I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!"

"God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis."

"They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks."

"No I am not scared, and neither should you be!"

"Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"

uncle phil · 09-04-2003, 03:14 PM

whatever it is, i didn't do it...and i'll never do it again...

crfpilot · 09-04-2003, 03:24 PM

I don't masturbate. As a matter of fact I don't masturbate 3 or 4 times a day sometimes.

drewg · 09-04-2003, 03:37 PM

I'm a healthy, positive person who never dreams of going bananas with a chainsaw

TRPF · 09-04-2003, 03:50 PM

Bill Clinton was the best president we've ever had.

;-)

jza52 · 09-04-2003, 04:04 PM

Bill Gates is my bitch...

zenmaster10665 · 09-05-2003, 01:39 AM

Paul is dead.

Snoogans · 09-05-2003, 02:07 AM

every post in this thread is a lie

K-Wise · 09-05-2003, 02:09 AM

Last week I fucked Britney Spears....and quite frankly.....I was dissappointed by the inexperiance.....Christina was WAAAAY better.

Asta!!

Boardslut · 09-05-2003, 02:25 AM

My attempts to stop smoking the comings week will probably be a huge success

battlemouth · 09-05-2003, 07:42 AM

i go to hogwarts university

Giant Hamburger · 09-05-2003, 08:30 AM

Hail Lovely Lady!

"In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed.
[img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDOAm8WcTt94QDT6RV0tIIyW2tFUHwNVRec6liLt9iUUF9fwE1ID48ltl1pyp208r!U83dxC*oZB6ii2qR!4CsZLjsV2cTnyt7RUCztM20/burger.jpg?dc=4675437543460086039[/img]
You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.''
-GH

Go_AVS · 09-05-2003, 08:35 AM

Rockies will win the World Series this year!!!!

baaa · 09-05-2003, 08:39 AM

i smell good

ariekitten · 09-05-2003, 10:59 AM

i am miss goody two shoes

fallen_angel · 09-05-2003, 04:10 PM

I am a hideously disfigured male, whose sex drive is completely gone, i am also very obese and tall, and both my eyes are the same color
just reverse everything and you have me. . .

mrcraptastic · 09-05-2003, 06:10 PM

i died 2 minutes ago. heart attack.

CrazyJake · 09-05-2003, 06:29 PM

I have a great job, married, attractive, wealthy... I'm really happy with my life. YEA!!!! I'm smiling.

mew · 09-05-2003, 06:38 PM

Im a faery that lives in the woods..only to come down to a net cafe and see what tfpers are up to

oberon · 09-05-2003, 07:23 PM

My penis does not get hard. Ever.

glophead · 09-05-2003, 07:29 PM

I have 3 genetailia, each one bigger than the next

analog · 09-05-2003, 07:37 PM

Of all the many, many, MANY movies i've ever seen, Ishtar is my favorite one.

sapiens · 09-08-2003, 08:58 AM

I'm hard at work.

JazzmanAl · 09-08-2003, 12:58 PM

Boobs aren't everything in life. Sex is only for procreation. I am going to get laid from now untill forever.

ariekitten · 09-08-2003, 01:13 PM

i don't love JS...
and i don't love chocolate or techno...

Sion · 09-08-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoogans
every post in this thread is a lie

and every lie in this thread is a post

MichaelFarker · 09-08-2003, 05:41 PM

All Cretins are liars ...

scansinboy · 09-08-2003, 05:58 PM

This thread is funny.

3leggedfrog · 09-08-2003, 06:00 PM

me and Selma Hayek are just f@ck buddies. i am getting tired of it now because i think she wants more out of this relationship than i do.

no really its true...

09-04-2003, 07:50 AM	#43 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	My real name is Porter Langley. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-04-2003, 09:38 AM	#47 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	i hate it when JS fucks me or goes down on me, i mean, it's like so annoying and shit that i almost fall asleep every time. oh and i hate giving head. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-04-2003, 09:40 AM	#48 (permalink)
Beltruckus Psycho Location: Salt Lake City	i'm a virgin __________________ The most important things are the hardest things to say. They are the things you get ashamed of because words diminish your feelings. Words shrink things that seem timeless when they are in your head to no more than living size when they are brought out. -Stephen King

09-04-2003, 09:56 AM	#49 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	He Didn't do it! __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

09-04-2003, 12:09 PM	#51 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	I'm dead sexy. no, wait....D'oh!! __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

09-04-2003, 07:41 AM	#41 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	I follow a healthy diet for success.

09-04-2003, 07:45 AM	#42 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	I really like Creed

09-04-2003, 08:37 AM	#45 (permalink)
bukaki22 Tilted	im gay

09-04-2003, 09:28 AM	#46 (permalink)
Spanky Johnson Insane	Lunchmeat, though seemingly a modern invention, was actually invented by an ancient Roman named Balonious in 250 A.D.

09-04-2003, 10:18 AM	#50 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Oj Simpson is guilty.

09-04-2003, 03:10 PM	#52 (permalink)
rmarshall Addict Location: Kingston,Ontario	"There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!" "My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all" "Our initial assessment is that they will all die" "I blame Al-Jazeera - they are marketing for the Americans!" "God will roast their stomachs in hell at the hands of Iraqis." "They're coming to surrender or be burned in their tanks." "No I am not scared, and neither should you be!" "Be assured. Baghdad is safe, protected"

09-04-2003, 03:14 PM	#53 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	whatever it is, i didn't do it...and i'll never do it again... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-04-2003, 03:24 PM	#54 (permalink)
crfpilot Punk In Drublic Location: So Cal	I don't masturbate. As a matter of fact I don't masturbate 3 or 4 times a day sometimes.

09-04-2003, 03:37 PM	#55 (permalink)
drewg Crazy Location: Norway	I'm a healthy, positive person who never dreams of going bananas with a chainsaw Last edited by drewg; 09-04-2003 at 03:39 PM..

09-04-2003, 03:50 PM	#56 (permalink)
TRPF Tilted	Bill Clinton was the best president we've ever had. ;-)

09-05-2003, 01:39 AM	#58 (permalink)
zenmaster10665 Bokonist Location: Location, Location, Location...	Paul is dead. __________________ "Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way." -Kurt Vonnegut

09-05-2003, 02:07 AM	#59 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	every post in this thread is a lie __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

09-05-2003, 07:42 AM	#62 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	i go to hogwarts university __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

09-05-2003, 08:39 AM	#65 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	i smell good

09-04-2003, 04:04 PM	#57 (permalink)
jza52 Upright	Bill Gates is my bitch...

09-05-2003, 02:09 AM	#60 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Last week I fucked Britney Spears....and quite frankly.....I was dissappointed by the inexperiance.....Christina was WAAAAY better. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-05-2003, 02:25 AM	#61 (permalink)
Boardslut Upright Location: Zürich	My attempts to stop smoking the comings week will probably be a huge success __________________ Ride hard for yourself, every day. Ignore the posers, ignore people telling you what to wear, what to ride ... what to be.

09-05-2003, 08:30 AM	#63 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Lovely Lady! "In vain have I struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. [img]http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RwDOAm8WcTt94QDT6RV0tIIyW2tFUHwNVRec6liLt9iUUF9fwE1ID48ltl1pyp208r!U83dxC*oZB6ii2qR!4CsZLjsV2cTnyt7RUCztM20/burger.jpg?dc=4675437543460086039[/img] You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.'' -GH

09-05-2003, 08:35 AM	#64 (permalink)
Go_AVS CSU RAM fan Location: Hockey time....	Rockies will win the World Series this year!!!! __________________ MIA...

09-05-2003, 10:59 AM	#66 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	i am miss goody two shoes __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-05-2003, 04:10 PM	#67 (permalink)
fallen_angel Psycho Location: Somewhere between the Havens and the Earth	I am a hideously disfigured male, whose sex drive is completely gone, i am also very obese and tall, and both my eyes are the same color just reverse everything and you have me. . . __________________ from the Havens I have fallen. . . to the earth as a mangled form. . . writhing in pain, my wings torn and bloodied. . . I have one purpose, only one goal. . . to find you and love you, for I am your. . . fallen angel

09-05-2003, 06:10 PM	#68 (permalink)
mrcraptastic Tilted	i died 2 minutes ago. heart attack.

09-05-2003, 06:29 PM	#69 (permalink)
CrazyJake Upright Location: OMG, I'm alive??? sweet...where am I?	I have a great job, married, attractive, wealthy... I'm really happy with my life. YEA!!!! I'm smiling. __________________ A smoking section at a restraunt is like having a peeing section at the pool.

09-05-2003, 06:38 PM	#70 (permalink)
mew Psycho Location: Canada	Im a faery that lives in the woods..only to come down to a net cafe and see what tfpers are up to

09-05-2003, 07:23 PM	#71 (permalink)
oberon Quadrature Amplitude Modulator Location: Denver	My penis does not get hard. Ever. __________________ "There are finer fish in the sea than have ever been caught." -- Irish proverb

09-05-2003, 07:29 PM	#72 (permalink)
glophead Crazy Location: Springfield, VA	I have 3 genetailia, each one bigger than the next

09-05-2003, 07:37 PM	#73 (permalink)
analog Banned	Of all the many, many, MANY movies i've ever seen, Ishtar is my favorite one.

09-08-2003, 08:58 AM	#74 (permalink)
sapiens Junkie Location: Some place windy	I'm hard at work.

09-08-2003, 12:58 PM	#75 (permalink)
JazzmanAl Crazy Location: Iowa?	Boobs aren't everything in life. Sex is only for procreation. I am going to get laid from now untill forever. __________________ I should have been a pair of ragged claws Scuttling across the floors of silent seas. -The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, T.S. Eliot Your dumber then me.

09-08-2003, 01:13 PM	#76 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	i don't love JS... and i don't love chocolate or techno... __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

09-08-2003, 05:41 PM	#78 (permalink)
MichaelFarker 2+2=5? Not again! Location: Dallas, Texas	All Cretins are liars ...

09-08-2003, 05:58 PM	#79 (permalink)
scansinboy Insane Location: Milwaukee	This thread is funny. __________________ Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!

09-08-2003, 06:00 PM	#80 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	me and Selma Hayek are just f@ck buddies. i am getting tired of it now because i think she wants more out of this relationship than i do. no really its true... __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."