Stupid things to do.....Time for your suggestions!
 

Get drunk, then breck into a chip truck becuase your hungry, fall down to much to work the stove, leave a huge mess, steal one coke, and call it a night.
That or drink hard liquer alone in your room

You can use this LINK and find out how many times Justin Timberlake Banged Britney Spears for starters.
After that ... I have nothing .

build cheerio stacks (dry cheerios; no cheating...) and see how many you can stack before they fall...this could be a daily or weekly thing AND you can invite your friends to play...have tournaments...drink beer...while away those lonely weekend nights...

Sorry ... I still have nothing .
WAIT ! Ummmm , errrrrr ... nevermind .

glue quarters to the floor at your work and watch people try and pick them up . use super glue or other strong adhesives.

photo copy a body part and hand it out to strangers on the street.

seethree...that's always been a good one...

do the time filling suggestions hafta be "stupid"?

drive around in your car with a chicken suit and thro spam at any one you feel like ANYONE is your target dont hesitate to put like 7 or 8 cats in the car either they make it all worth while.... on seccond thought use the cats as heavy artlery example thro them at kids playing on the street.

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go to a party and change the music to talk radio and make sure that you got a few guys backin you up there it could get ugly.... rember that you have to head bang to the radio other wise people think that your just being gay.


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pant some car windows or crisco all the car doors make your neighbors have a lot of probs drivin or seein.

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(only do if you know sum chick has a crush on you and you dont like her) spend some "time getting to know her" then you need a hired modle or a very hot chick friend to come over and get you and pull you away from the one that has a crush on you make sure that your havin fun leavin, kissing saying how mutch you love eachother ect.

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collect road kill and put it any where that could cause cayos (mail boxes in cars, not yourse except to transport it, houses front doors leave some at work if its only a summer job that you dont want next year) stuff like that

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make it so people cant lock there doors to there cars or houses but filling the locks with super glue or other extramly fast drying adhesive.

that all i got sry i dont have more :(

get a great little $100/day heroin addiction.

go buy the latest MORNING MUSUME album/dvd.

join the Bobby Brown fan club.

pick 10 fights in one bar, in one night.

buy a great big portable stereo... go get ´Thriller´ - and go dancing out on the street outside your house.
nothing beats day disco!!

write a ten page thesis on why all Dickens books should be burned.

apply to be the next bachelor in The Bachelor... (who really wants Bob anyway??)

Go to the beach with a video camera wearing a Girls Gone Wild t-shirt and ask girls if they know anyone that would be interested in being in the next video.

LMFAO:D :lol: :D

go to Graceland. take the full tour with the tape recorder and headphones. get drunk first.

well normally you can't do this in the summer, but it is stupid and fun: crotch angels.

sit in snow without underwear or pants for 30 seconds. tada.

Well, I think you oughta get a video camera, and with your friends, go hedge diving, or bush diving.

Walk down a sidewalk, more or less single file, with the cam towards the rear. Anyone up front who dares, if there's any bush/shrub/ornamental row of anything nearby, should dive in. Like, you're walking along, all normal like, doh-tee-doh-tee-doh, and then...DIVE!! DIVE!! Hopefully the participant doesn't get speared...wheeee.

I think it's more fun drunk or stoned, but whatever.

Eat glass.

go into the tallest building you can find and locate the elevator. take into the elevator one of those folding camp chairs, a bucket of minnows and a short fishing pole. set up like you are ice fishing in a shanty. do this until the cops show up and make you leave. extra fun to be had if you take some actual fish with you on a stringer, as proof that they are biting today.


walk around backward for an entire day, using a handheld mirror to see with. be sure to go into a few stores, maybe a restaurant or bar and conduct your business in these establishments backwards. be careful crossing streets though.


bark at strangers. if they tell you to stop, start meowing at them instead.


ckeck the weather forecast. the day before an expected storm, rent a convertible. when the rain starts falling, put the top down and drive around wearing nothing but a big fuzzy clown wig and a pair of polka dotted speedos. sing at the top of your lungs along with all the commercials on the radio, stop singing when actual songs come on. do all of this on heavily travelled streets.



find a cop on the street, if you can. walk up to him, look around suspiciously for a minute or two, then whisper to him that you know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. If he wants to know, tell him it will cost him $50 and breakfast at Dennys. go to Dennys with him and have a western omelette, with extra onions. when he presses you, tell him Jimmy Hoffa is buried under ground.



I can come up with more of these if needed.

Offer free cunnilingus to every cute girl you see.

Who knows, it might turn out great.

so have you done any of the suggestions ?

if so post pictures if you have them !

yeah. this thread is two weeks old

where are your jpgs??

Where do I start...

I grew up broke, most of my things to do involved a truck and rope.

For fun, a great thing to do is go grab the hood off that fucked up car on the back 40. Tie that to the truck, put on layers of clothing, a pair gloves and a helmet. Ride that mother fucker till it hurts. I found the best place to ride is in a freshly cut alfalfa filed. Low dust, lotsa glide.



Old parachute from the army surplus store+truck+rope....loads of fun. Start at with about 20 feet of rope and work your way above the telephone poles. Watch out for those down-drafts! (fairly cheap at around 40 bucks...4 friends at 10 bucks a head isn't bad)

get really drunk | stoned | etc...
walk around and try to get as much free stuff as you can.
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get really drunk and:
pee on stuff
goto the grocery store
movies
ninja store
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start your own fight club

Dress up in your nicest suit / tux and go to a local eatery... any place that hangs crazy crap on the walls will do. Then stand in the bathroom and hand out papertowels, extending your hand expecting a tip. See if you can make a little dough...

dangit i should of though of more ideas by now :( and then when i do and come to post them all the REALLY good ones are here :(

I once had friends push me around North Sydney in a shopping trolley picking chicks with my new ride. When they would look at me as if Im insane I would tell them to relax because "My subwoofers are getting put in next week" or "My shiny mag wheels are on order".

Its also heaps of fun to stare and point up at the sky and watch everyone stop and look up at nothing with you.

Once my mate and I were in a hungry Jacks line at 3 am (around the corner from the pub). The line was huge. Suddenly we both started making out as if I had belted the crap out some guy with my axe handle because he touched my car and we werent sure if he was dead or not. People would start to eaves drop and then leave the line because they didnt want to be near us. We got to the start of the line heaps quick.

Shopping cart pyramid. Cover it in gas. Then get one more cart, cover it in gas, light it up, and roll it at the pyramid.

I have always wanted to see this.

Something really stupid would be to do things that are suggested on TFP !!!

Go to the nearest big city, unless you are already in one, and go dumpster diving. The more drunk you are the funnier it is, and you can come up with some cool stuff.