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Old 04-25-2003, 07:33 PM   #41 (permalink)
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I shit on your mother!

I don't know why, but I like that one. I've also found there are quite a few good ones in spanish.

"Things they don't teach you in spanish class..."
Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom
Mierda - Shit
Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole!
chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - suck my dick
puta - (feminine) whore, bitch
puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole
joto - faggot (mex.)
pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.
Marricon - faggot
Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly)
chingar - to fuck
cagar - to shit
coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch)
mamar - to suck
mama huevo - suck genitalia
verga - dick (lit. broomstick)
pinche - fucking (sp?)
chorizo - dick (lit. sausage)
panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)
culo - ass
huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)
chichis - breasts
pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)
me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers
Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
beso mi culo - kiss my ass
hacete cojer - go and get fucked
hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass
chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)
Pinche Caborron - fucking son of a bitch
Chilito - (lit.) little dick
juele a mierda - you smell like shit

Aren't they just beautiful?
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Old 04-25-2003, 08:30 PM   #42 (permalink)
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Paul: My old apartment! For *three* years I rent apartment from you. Only two days ago I move out and already apartment filled?

David: Please Unwar, I explain.

Paul: Bull! How you explain? [spits] I spit on your explanation!

David: I spit on your spit!

Paul: I piss on your spit!

David: I shit on your piss!

Paul: I fart on your shit!

David: I laugh at your fart!

[Both look at each other in a moment of common realization.]

Paul: We are friends again. [laughs]

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Old 04-25-2003, 09:07 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 02:46 AM   #44 (permalink)
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"Mother-fucking bastard son of a lice ridden $2 whore"
Ive Actually used that one, 80)
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Old 04-26-2003, 03:53 AM   #45 (permalink)
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Paul: My old apartment! For *three* years I rent apartment from you. Only two days ago I move out and already apartment filled?

David: Please Unwar, I explain.

Paul: Bull! How you explain? [spits] I spit on your explanation!

David: I spit on your spit!

Paul: I piss on your spit!

David: I shit on your piss!

Paul: I fart on your shit!

David: I laugh at your fart!

[Both look at each other in a moment of common realization.]

Paul: We are friends again. [laughs]

http://www.unoriginal.com/mrshow/3_6.html



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Unwar. I like that word.
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Old 04-26-2003, 04:45 AM   #46 (permalink)
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You folks are far too creative to me. I almost always revert to my old standby - "fat pig". This is easy to remember, applies to the majority of Americans (who are over their 'ideal' weight) - myself included technically, and is something that many will take home with them and think - "gee, am I really that overweight."

I only say this when someone has done something truly stupid and is deserving. Used mostly in the car - works well b/c it is readily 'lip readable.'
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Old 04-26-2003, 07:35 AM   #47 (permalink)
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I would not give him/her the air out of my arse to cool their coffee.

I wouldn't piss on him/her if they were on fire.
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:17 AM   #48 (permalink)
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Quote:
Originally posted by SpoilSport

Wow, you're about as useful as tits on a nun.
A variation:

You are about a useful as balls on a priest
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Old 04-26-2003, 08:41 AM   #49 (permalink)
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How about your so fuckin' dumb somebody oughta' ding your eye out and skull fuck ya' to death.
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:19 AM   #50 (permalink)
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Old 04-26-2003, 09:27 AM   #51 (permalink)
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fuck the fuckin' fuckers......................blaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:26 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Your as useful as anal warts on a fag.

Now I know what the son of two aids infested crackheads looks like.

May your grandmother die while getting gang-banged by the varsity team.

You are so worthless that even if you were freezing to death, I wouldn't give you the steam off my diarrhea.

Even if you were starving to death, I wouldn't give you the chunks of my vomit.



These are pretty low.
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:41 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I still think the best thing to call someone is:

AssClown

But my favorite insults are:

You look like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a fire axe.

Man, get the sand out of your Vagina already
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Old 04-27-2003, 08:31 PM   #54 (permalink)
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Not terribly vulgar, but I like calling idiots "Mouth breathers"
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Old 04-27-2003, 09:38 PM   #55 (permalink)
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I like to use the word 'fucksteak' a lot.

"Man ... that dude is such a fucksteak..."

Also ... sacks ... as in :

"Man, you are a fat sack of stupid, aren't you?"
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Old 04-28-2003, 12:00 AM   #56 (permalink)
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Dickknob

He or she has the personality of a dial tone.
As interesting as a soap dish.
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:20 AM   #57 (permalink)
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"You sick, twisted parody of a human being"
Used that after a woman drove right through a bunch of kids at 30 mph, while I was watching. We're talking 3 ft. from hitting some of them...
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:31 AM   #58 (permalink)
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In responce to

"Tough Shit!!"

"Chew Harder!!"
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:32 AM   #59 (permalink)
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If I spooge in your ear, will you hear me coming?"
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:04 AM   #60 (permalink)
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An older guy I knew in the Navy used to aks newbies if they wanted to "bump dicks". I don't know if it qualifies as an insult but it sure made them give him a wide berth.
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Old 04-30-2003, 10:12 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Didn't cartmann call one of the other guys on south park a "Testicle-Shitting-Rectal-Wart" ?
 
Old 04-30-2003, 10:41 AM   #62 (permalink)
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!
 
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Ok mine probably seem tame but I've used them since I was a kid.

Your mind is like steel trap, rusted shut.

and

Your a few fries short of a happy meal.
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:11 AM   #63 (permalink)
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An old one from me, You God damn, mother fucking spoon fed son of a whore with a hymen implant.
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:02 PM   #64 (permalink)
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How about...

'Looks like somebody hit that girl with a hot bag of nickels.'
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:11 PM   #65 (permalink)
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one of the more original insults ive ever seen was 'cunt faced gremlin' refferring to scooter kids on a skating msg board
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:14 PM   #66 (permalink)
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He's a parody unto himself.
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:17 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Eat the corn out of my shit.

I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your guts were on fire.
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:20 PM   #68 (permalink)
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He's gotta soak his socks in terpentine to keep the ants from crawling up to his candy ass.
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:43 PM   #69 (permalink)
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That chick fell out of the ugly tree, hit every ugly branch on the way down, landed on the ugly tracks and got hit by the ugly train!

You're so dumb, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.

If you think you are so goddamn good at everything, try separating fly shit from ground pepper with boxing gloves on.

[hand someone a note with this written on it]
You're so fucking brain dead that I'll bet you're mouthing the words of this note as you read it.
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:47 PM   #70 (permalink)
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What band sang this song? It was called headache, it may have been Offspring but it's--

You stupid dumbshit goddamned mother fucker!!
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

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Old 04-30-2003, 03:00 PM   #71 (permalink)
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What band sang this song? It was called headache, it may have been Offspring but it's--

You stupid dumbshit goddamned mother fucker!!
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

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Old 04-30-2003, 03:00 PM   #72 (permalink)
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Sorry, my browser froze up then asked me to refresh and I accidentally reposted the same post.
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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

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Old 05-21-2003, 10:17 PM   #73 (permalink)
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On South Park, Cartman once asked Kyle, "Aw, what's the matter? Got sand in your vagina?" That's one of me and my brother's faves, so sometimes we adapt it for our own use and ask, "You growin' a pearl?"
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Old 05-22-2003, 04:46 AM   #74 (permalink)
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ahhh,why don't you eat my ass with a spoon.

you're so ugly i'd rather watch a cat walk away with it's tail in the air.

good clean fun eh?
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Old 05-22-2003, 05:18 AM   #75 (permalink)
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Because of Cartman my fav will always be "You goddamn Jew!"
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