phoenix1002

I shit on your mother!

I don't know why, but I like that one. I've also found there are quite a few good ones in spanish.

"Things they don't teach you in spanish class..."
Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom
Mierda - Shit
Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole!
chupe me verga /
chupa me la peha - suck my dick
puta - (feminine) whore, bitch
puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole
joto - faggot (mex.)
pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc.
Marricon - faggot
Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly)
chingar - to fuck
cagar - to shit
coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch)
mamar - to suck
mama huevo - suck genitalia
verga - dick (lit. broomstick)
pinche - fucking (sp?)
chorizo - dick (lit. sausage)
panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar)
culo - ass
huevos - testicles (lit. eggs)
chichis - breasts
pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair)
me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers
Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk.
beso mi culo - kiss my ass
hacete cojer - go and get fucked
hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches
metete un palo en
el culo - shove a stick up your ass
chimba - pussy (colombian spanish)
Pinche Caborron - fucking son of a bitch
Chilito - (lit.) little dick
juele a mierda - you smell like shit

Aren't they just beautiful?

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

Boner

Paul: My old apartment! For *three* years I rent apartment from you. Only two days ago I move out and already apartment filled?

David: Please Unwar, I explain.

Paul: Bull! How you explain? [spits] I spit on your explanation!

David: I spit on your spit!

Paul: I piss on your spit!

David: I shit on your piss!

Paul: I fart on your shit!

David: I laugh at your fart!

[Both look at each other in a moment of common realization.]

Paul: We are friends again. [laughs]

http://www.unoriginal.com/mrshow/3_6.html



Man, I miss Mr. Show....

Satsuma

shitstain
shitcycle
shitsock
shitcake

rabidy

"Mother-fucking bastard son of a lice ridden $2 whore"
Ive Actually used that one, 80)

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I'm sick in the head and I haven't gone to bed
Since I first came ashore from me slumber
For I spent all me dough on the lassies don't you know
Far across the western ocean I must wander
-The Jolly Rogers

TrollInvestigtr

Unwar. I like that word.

apetaster

You folks are far too creative to me. I almost always revert to my old standby - "fat pig". This is easy to remember, applies to the majority of Americans (who are over their 'ideal' weight) - myself included technically, and is something that many will take home with them and think - "gee, am I really that overweight."

I only say this when someone has done something truly stupid and is deserving. Used mostly in the car - works well b/c it is readily 'lip readable.'

cchris

I would not give him/her the air out of my arse to cool their coffee.

I wouldn't piss on him/her if they were on fire.

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crazycousinjim

A variation:

You are about a useful as balls on a priest

Liquor Dealer

How about your so fuckin' dumb somebody oughta' ding your eye out and skull fuck ya' to death.

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Mael

I've met women with more testicular fortitude than you.

Fly

fuck the fuckin' fuckers......................blaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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Glad-I-Ate-Her

Your as useful as anal warts on a fag.

Now I know what the son of two aids infested crackheads looks like.

May your grandmother die while getting gang-banged by the varsity team.

You are so worthless that even if you were freezing to death, I wouldn't give you the steam off my diarrhea.

Even if you were starving to death, I wouldn't give you the chunks of my vomit.



These are pretty low.
Glad

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door

I still think the best thing to call someone is:

AssClown

But my favorite insults are:

You look like your face caught fire and someone put it out with a fire axe.

Man, get the sand out of your Vagina already

Derwood

Not terribly vulgar, but I like calling idiots "Mouth breathers"

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bryanzera

I like to use the word 'fucksteak' a lot.

"Man ... that dude is such a fucksteak..."

Also ... sacks ... as in :

"Man, you are a fat sack of stupid, aren't you?"

myMHz

Dickknob

He or she has the personality of a dial tone.
As interesting as a soap dish.

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"The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.

There's also a negative side."

Rippley

"You sick, twisted parody of a human being"
Used that after a woman drove right through a bunch of kids at 30 mph, while I was watching. We're talking 3 ft. from hitting some of them...

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roadrazer - 300kgs, 300hp = pure fun.

Psycoman

In responce to

"Tough Shit!!"

"Chew Harder!!"

Psycoman

If I spooge in your ear, will you hear me coming?"

rockogre

An older guy I knew in the Navy used to aks newbies if they wanted to "bump dicks". I don't know if it qualifies as an insult but it sure made them give him a wide berth.

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Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you,
Jesus Christ and the American G. I.
One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

smithja0423

Didn't cartmann call one of the other guys on south park a "Testicle-Shitting-Rectal-Wart" ?

raeanna74

Ok mine probably seem tame but I've used them since I was a kid.

Your mind is like steel trap, rusted shut.

and

Your a few fries short of a happy meal.

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My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

icy_ca

An old one from me, You God damn, mother fucking spoon fed son of a whore with a hymen implant.

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After all is said and done,
more is said than done.

FunkyLamb

How about...

'Looks like somebody hit that girl with a hot bag of nickels.'

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FunkyLamb

There's a force in the universe that makes things happen.
And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball.

spydrm0nki

one of the more original insults ive ever seen was 'cunt faced gremlin' refferring to scooter kids on a skating msg board

Fearless_Hyena

He's a parody unto himself.

clavus

Eat the corn out of my shit.

I wouldn't piss in your mouth if your guts were on fire.

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Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

John_Gault

He's gotta soak his socks in terpentine to keep the ants from crawling up to his candy ass.

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The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason.

I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

Mister Coaster

That chick fell out of the ugly tree, hit every ugly branch on the way down, landed on the ugly tracks and got hit by the ugly train!

You're so dumb, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel.

If you think you are so goddamn good at everything, try separating fly shit from ground pepper with boxing gloves on.

[hand someone a note with this written on it]
You're so fucking brain dead that I'll bet you're mouthing the words of this note as you read it.

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If you have any poo... fling it NOW!

Hycdubg

What band sang this song? It was called headache, it may have been Offspring but it's--

You stupid dumbshit goddamned mother fucker!!

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

Hycdubg

What band sang this song? It was called headache, it may have been Offspring but it's--

You stupid dumbshit goddamned mother fucker!!

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

Hycdubg

Sorry, my browser froze up then asked me to refresh and I accidentally reposted the same post.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

thephoenix

On South Park, Cartman once asked Kyle, "Aw, what's the matter? Got sand in your vagina?" That's one of me and my brother's faves, so sometimes we adapt it for our own use and ask, "You growin' a pearl?"

Fly

ahhh,why don't you eat my ass with a spoon.

you're so ugly i'd rather watch a cat walk away with it's tail in the air.

good clean fun eh?

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iRtehCrispeh

Because of Cartman my fav will always be "You goddamn Jew!"