Plumper Chicken Dance ( Not Safe For Anyone or Anyplace) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

marcopolo · 09-01-2003, 07:49 AM

OK ... I'll bite , show me the chicken dance !

ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Chick May Spontaneously Disappear from Her Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Domicile. The Poster of this Thread Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. Thank you.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-01-2003, 08:22 AM

I thought she was going to take off, the way she's flapping so hard. Amazing.

ssander9 · 09-01-2003, 08:57 AM

Thanks....I think...you did warn me....I need to start thinking before I act.

Funny dude!

Mitzkrieg · 09-01-2003, 11:02 AM

omg, ahaha! pretty gross though!

battlemouth · 09-01-2003, 11:09 AM

oh god, poor guy

Devilchild · 09-01-2003, 12:05 PM

poor guy squashed...

paddyjoe · 09-01-2003, 12:34 PM

Does Mrs. Polo know what you're doing on bowling night?

Blue · 09-01-2003, 01:11 PM

the reason the man on the bed doesn't move, is because hes DEAD.

Gortexfogg · 09-01-2003, 01:11 PM

Are you sure that's not a dancer from Jabba's palace?

Fly · 09-01-2003, 03:24 PM

fuck me marco.....that was ............scary.

*that boy sure has a twisted head eh?*

blindawg · 09-01-2003, 03:51 PM

I'm at a loss for words.. In factI wish I were at a loss for sight, I may just gouge my eyes out..

platypus · 09-02-2003, 05:53 AM

My first thought (after "Ahhhh, my eyes!") was how does this guy keep it up?

Ah hah! He's wearing shades! He can't even see the mountain of flesh threatening to smother him.

So who/what's he thinking about?

cchris · 09-02-2003, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
I thought she was going to take off, the way she's flapping so hard. Amazing.

I cant stop laughing........................................

You have outdone yourself Marco.
The fuckin music is stuck in my head now.

IC3 · 09-02-2003, 07:28 AM

That's too funny..

seethreepo · 09-02-2003, 08:41 AM

direct link anyone I went to the provided one and it just sat there and sat there - I'm on cable with good throughput..

rockogre · 09-02-2003, 08:42 AM

Ummmm, NO!

Nomad · 09-02-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by seethreepo
direct link anyone I went to the provided one and it just sat there and sat there - I'm on cable with good throughput..

Try this link

http://www.baconstrip.net/_content/m...ChickenFat.wmv

tinfoil · 09-02-2003, 11:19 AM

I am going to send the dogs after you.

Or the bees.

Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.

TheClarkster · 09-02-2003, 11:24 AM

I guess you warned us, so you can't be held responsible for all the eye gouging most likely occuring now.

Sion · 09-02-2003, 11:50 AM

plumper? hell thats so far beyond plumper that I cant even come up with any words to describe it.

marcopolo · 09-02-2003, 12:36 PM

Not that there would be any penetration anyways ...
BUTT , I think she's wearing panties and sunglass guy has his shorts on .
Can somebody go back in and confirm this ... I viewed it once already today . I'm done .

Esoteric · 09-02-2003, 01:48 PM

Funny yet disturbing all at once. o_O

Amethyst · 09-02-2003, 02:40 PM

That was very depressing.

irieemon · 09-03-2003, 04:12 AM

wow - that was something else

In her case I think "pl;umper" is a compliment.

Peetster · 09-03-2003, 04:29 AM

Jabba the Butt. :-)

jujueye · 09-03-2003, 03:36 PM

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DONT
WANT
THAT
IMAGE
IN
MY
HEAD

galaxygirl · 09-03-2003, 04:57 PM

oh my

09-01-2003, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Plumper Chicken Dance ( Not Safe For Anyone or Anyplace) OK ... I'll bite , show me the chicken dance ! ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Chick May Spontaneously Disappear from Her Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Domicile. The Poster of this Thread Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. Thank you. __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-01-2003, 08:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	I thought she was going to take off, the way she's flapping so hard. Amazing. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-01-2003, 08:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
ssander9 Amplitude Modulator Location: US	Thanks....I think...you did warn me....I need to start thinking before I act. Funny dude! __________________ I never said you had to.

09-01-2003, 11:09 AM	#5 (permalink)
battlemouth Robot Lovin' Location: Boston	oh god, poor guy __________________ like a bullet through a flock of doves

09-01-2003, 03:24 PM	#10 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	fuck me marco.....that was ............scary. that boy sure has a twisted head eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-01-2003, 11:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Mitzkrieg Insane	omg, ahaha! pretty gross though!

09-01-2003, 12:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Devilchild Crazy	poor guy squashed...

09-01-2003, 12:34 PM	#7 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Does Mrs. Polo know what you're doing on bowling night?

09-01-2003, 01:11 PM	#8 (permalink)
Blue avi8r	the reason the man on the bed doesn't move, is because hes DEAD.

09-01-2003, 01:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Are you sure that's not a dancer from Jabba's palace?

09-01-2003, 03:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
blindawg Lord over all I survey Location: Northern Michigan	I'm at a loss for words.. In factI wish I were at a loss for sight, I may just gouge my eyes out.. __________________ ( • Y • ) I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. ( • Y • ) - Jack Handey

09-02-2003, 05:53 AM	#12 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	My first thought (after "Ahhhh, my eyes!") was how does this guy keep it up? Ah hah! He's wearing shades! He can't even see the mountain of flesh threatening to smother him. So who/what's he thinking about? __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net. Last edited by platypus; 09-02-2003 at 10:20 AM..

09-02-2003, 07:28 AM	#14 (permalink)
IC3 Poison Location: Canada	That's too funny..

09-02-2003, 08:41 AM	#15 (permalink)
seethreepo Addict Location: outer reaches of space	direct link anyone I went to the provided one and it just sat there and sat there - I'm on cable with good throughput.. __________________ rub it and see.

09-02-2003, 08:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Ummmm, NO! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

09-02-2003, 11:50 AM	#20 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	plumper? hell thats so far beyond plumper that I cant even come up with any words to describe it. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

09-02-2003, 01:48 PM	#22 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Funny yet disturbing all at once. o_O __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

09-03-2003, 04:29 AM	#25 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Jabba the Butt. :-)

09-03-2003, 04:57 PM	#27 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	oh my __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

09-02-2003, 11:19 AM	#18 (permalink)
tinfoil Fucking Hostile Location: Springford, ON, Canada	I am going to send the dogs after you. Or the bees. Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you. __________________ Get off your fuckin cross. We need the fuckin space to nail the next fool martyr.

09-02-2003, 11:24 AM	#19 (permalink)
TheClarkster Very Proud of Ya Location: Simi Valley, CA	I guess you warned us, so you can't be held responsible for all the eye gouging most likely occuring now. __________________ Do not speak Latin in front of the books.

09-02-2003, 12:36 PM	#21 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Not that there would be any penetration anyways ... BUTT , I think she's wearing panties and sunglass guy has his shorts on . Can somebody go back in and confirm this ... I viewed it once already today . I'm done . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

09-02-2003, 02:40 PM	#23 (permalink)
Amethyst Addict Location: Illinois	That was very depressing.

09-03-2003, 04:12 AM	#24 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	wow - that was something else In her case I think "pl;umper" is a compliment.

09-03-2003, 03:36 PM	#26 (permalink)
jujueye alpaca lunch for the trip Location: in my computer	NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO >>>>>>>>>>>>>> DONT WANT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD