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Old 09-01-2003, 07:49 AM   #1 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
Plumper Chicken Dance ( Not Safe For Anyone or Anyplace)

OK ... I'll bite , show me the chicken dance !

ADVISORY: There is an Extremely Small but Nonzero Chance That, Through a Process Know as "Tunneling," This Chick May Spontaneously Disappear from Her Present Location and Reappear at Any Random Place in the Universe, Including Your Domicile. The Poster of this Thread Will Not Be Responsible for Any Damages or Inconvenience That May Result. Thank you.
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I thought she was going to take off, the way she's flapping so hard. Amazing.
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Old 09-01-2003, 08:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: US
Thanks....I think...you did warn me....I need to start thinking before I act.

Funny dude!
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:02 AM   #4 (permalink)
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omg, ahaha! pretty gross though!
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Old 09-01-2003, 11:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: Boston
oh god, poor guy
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Old 09-01-2003, 12:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
Crazy
 
poor guy squashed...
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Old 09-01-2003, 12:34 PM   #7 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Does Mrs. Polo know what you're doing on bowling night?
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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the reason the man on the bed doesn't move, is because hes DEAD.
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:11 PM   #9 (permalink)
I and I
 
Location: Stillwater, OK
Are you sure that's not a dancer from Jabba's palace?
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Old 09-01-2003, 03:24 PM   #10 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Location: Beautiful British Columbia
fuck me marco.....that was ............scary.

*that boy sure has a twisted head eh?*
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Old 09-01-2003, 03:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: Northern Michigan
I'm at a loss for words.. In factI wish I were at a loss for sight, I may just gouge my eyes out..
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Old 09-02-2003, 05:53 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: NY Burbs
My first thought (after "Ahhhh, my eyes!") was how does this guy keep it up?

Ah hah! He's wearing shades! He can't even see the mountain of flesh threatening to smother him.

So who/what's he thinking about?
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Old 09-02-2003, 06:59 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Quote:
Originally posted by Conclamo Ludus
I thought she was going to take off, the way she's flapping so hard. Amazing.
I cant stop laughing........................................

You have outdone yourself Marco.
The fuckin music is stuck in my head now.
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Old 09-02-2003, 07:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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That's too funny..
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Old 09-02-2003, 08:41 AM   #15 (permalink)
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direct link anyone I went to the provided one and it just sat there and sat there - I'm on cable with good throughput..
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Old 09-02-2003, 08:42 AM   #16 (permalink)
I aim to misbehave!
 
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Location: SW Oklahoma
Ummmm, NO!
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:44 AM   #17 (permalink)
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direct link anyone I went to the provided one and it just sat there and sat there - I'm on cable with good throughput..
Try this link

http://www.baconstrip.net/_content/m...ChickenFat.wmv
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Location: Springford, ON, Canada
I am going to send the dogs after you.

Or the bees.

Or the dogs with bees in their mouths so when they bark they shoot bees at you.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:24 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Location: Simi Valley, CA
I guess you warned us, so you can't be held responsible for all the eye gouging most likely occuring now.
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Old 09-02-2003, 11:50 AM   #20 (permalink)
Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
 
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Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
plumper? hell thats so far beyond plumper that I cant even come up with any words to describe it.
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Old 09-02-2003, 12:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
I am the anomaly.
 
Location: Motown
Not that there would be any penetration anyways ...
BUTT , I think she's wearing panties and sunglass guy has his shorts on .
Can somebody go back in and confirm this ... I viewed it once already today . I'm done .
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Old 09-02-2003, 01:48 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Location: Florida
Funny yet disturbing all at once. o_O
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Old 09-02-2003, 02:40 PM   #23 (permalink)
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That was very depressing.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:12 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Location: Right where I want to be.
wow - that was something else

In her case I think "pl;umper" is a compliment.
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Old 09-03-2003, 04:29 AM   #25 (permalink)
Right Now
 
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Jabba the Butt. :-)
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Old 09-03-2003, 03:36 PM   #26 (permalink)
alpaca lunch for the trip
 
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Old 09-03-2003, 04:57 PM   #27 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: NH
oh my
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