Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

FlorentinoAriza · 08-26-2003, 04:22 AM

just like me, they long to be
close to u*

*fictionalisation for artistic reasons

Peetster · 08-26-2003, 04:32 AM

Think Alfred Hitchcock.

Sticky · 08-26-2003, 05:17 AM

Why do stars sparkle in your eyes?
(I think)

uncle phil · 08-26-2003, 06:15 AM

(you knew this was coming...)

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you
Why do stars start fall down from the sky every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in
your eyes of blue

That is why all the boys in town follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

rockogre · 08-26-2003, 07:23 AM

I think they are vultures, I ain't getting any younger!

JBX · 08-26-2003, 07:24 AM

You just washed your car.

jimk · 08-26-2003, 08:28 AM

you are bright & shiny & would look good in their nest

neddy65 · 08-30-2003, 04:42 AM

I don't know why birds suddenly appear, but, do you know the way to San Jose?

uncle phil · 08-30-2003, 10:14 AM

neddy, don't get me goin'...

Order_of_Monkey · 08-30-2003, 10:24 AM

Im going to say drugs is going to be a big factor

vermin · 08-30-2003, 07:24 PM

The birds aren't singing, they're screaming. Every day. They are afraid of heights, you see. Their lives are cursed. Have a nice day.

paddyjoe · 08-30-2003, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockogre
I think they are vultures, I ain't getting any younger!

grumpyolddude · 08-30-2003, 08:43 PM

If you work for me, they are probably pigeons mistaking you for a statue! Move yer lazy ass!

BubblegumTeflon · 08-31-2003, 01:37 AM

Why do birds suddenly appear,
every time you are near?
Because I stop when I should go,
I drive too fast and drive too slow,
I park on the sidewalk and over three spaces,
If my car was a bird it would shit in your faces,
Birds can fly all they want in broad midday's view,
But remember -

I'll send the bird right back at you.

mrquackers · 08-31-2003, 05:48 AM

I suspect it's that damned birdseed jacket you're always wearing.

Dude, seriously, wash that thing!!

Fly · 08-31-2003, 10:42 AM

cuz of that worm dick you got......maybe

just don't post about it though.

marcopolo · 08-31-2003, 12:50 PM

Maybe they just want to shit on you .

08-26-2003, 04:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? ?

08-26-2003, 04:22 AM	#2 (permalink)
FlorentinoAriza Crazy Location: europe	just like me, they long to be close to u* *fictionalisation for artistic reasons __________________ --- this space for rent --- pm me

08-26-2003, 06:15 AM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	(you knew this was coming...) Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near Just like me, they long to be Close to you Why do stars start fall down from the sky every time you walk by? Just like me, they long to be Close to you On the day that you were born the angels got together And decided to create a dream come true So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in your eyes of blue That is why all the boys in town follow you all around Just like me, they long to be Close to you __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-26-2003, 07:23 AM	#6 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	I think they are vultures, I ain't getting any younger! __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom

08-26-2003, 07:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
JBX Unfair and Imbalanced Location: Upstate, NY	You just washed your car. __________________ "Youth and Strength is no match for Age and Treachery"

08-26-2003, 04:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	Think Alfred Hitchcock.

08-26-2003, 05:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
Sticky	Why do stars sparkle in your eyes? (I think) __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-26-2003, 08:28 AM	#8 (permalink)
jimk Addict Location: Chicago	you are bright & shiny & would look good in their nest __________________ raw power is a guaranteed o.d. raw power is a laughin' at you & me -iggy

08-30-2003, 04:42 AM	#9 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	I don't know why birds suddenly appear, but, do you know the way to San Jose? __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-30-2003, 10:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	neddy, don't get me goin'... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-30-2003, 10:24 AM	#11 (permalink)
Order_of_Monkey Tilted Location: Canada	Im going to say drugs is going to be a big factor __________________ Have a day

08-30-2003, 07:24 PM	#12 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	The birds aren't singing, they're screaming. Every day. They are afraid of heights, you see. Their lives are cursed. Have a nice day. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-30-2003, 08:43 PM	#14 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	If you work for me, they are probably pigeons mistaking you for a statue! Move yer lazy ass! __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-31-2003, 01:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	A flippant interpretation Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Because I stop when I should go, I drive too fast and drive too slow, I park on the sidewalk and over three spaces, If my car was a bird it would shit in your faces, Birds can fly all they want in broad midday's view, But remember - I'll send the bird right back at you.

08-31-2003, 05:48 AM	#16 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	I suspect it's that damned birdseed jacket you're always wearing. Dude, seriously, wash that thing!! __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

08-31-2003, 10:42 AM	#17 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	cuz of that worm dick you got......maybe just don't post about it though. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-31-2003, 12:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Maybe they just want to shit on you . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.