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Old 08-26-2003, 04:17 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?

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Old 08-26-2003, 04:22 AM   #2 (permalink)
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just like me, they long to be
close to u*



*fictionalisation for artistic reasons
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Old 08-26-2003, 04:32 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2003, 05:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Old 08-26-2003, 06:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you
Why do stars start fall down from the sky every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you

On the day that you were born the angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold and starlight in
your eyes of blue

That is why all the boys in town follow you all around
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:23 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2003, 07:24 AM   #7 (permalink)
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You just washed your car.
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Old 08-26-2003, 08:28 AM   #8 (permalink)
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you are bright & shiny & would look good in their nest
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Old 08-30-2003, 04:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I don't know why birds suddenly appear, but, do you know the way to San Jose?
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Old 08-30-2003, 10:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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neddy, don't get me goin'...
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Old 08-30-2003, 10:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2003, 07:24 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The birds aren't singing, they're screaming. Every day. They are afraid of heights, you see. Their lives are cursed. Have a nice day.
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Old 08-30-2003, 08:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2003, 08:43 PM   #14 (permalink)
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If you work for me, they are probably pigeons mistaking you for a statue! Move yer lazy ass!
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Old 08-31-2003, 01:37 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Why do birds suddenly appear,
every time you are near?
Because I stop when I should go,
I drive too fast and drive too slow,
I park on the sidewalk and over three spaces,
If my car was a bird it would shit in your faces,
Birds can fly all they want in broad midday's view,
But remember -

I'll send the bird right back at you.
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Old 08-31-2003, 05:48 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I suspect it's that damned birdseed jacket you're always wearing.

Dude, seriously, wash that thing!!
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Old 08-31-2003, 10:42 AM   #17 (permalink)
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cuz of that worm dick you got......maybe

just don't post about it though.
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Old 08-31-2003, 12:50 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Maybe they just want to shit on you .

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