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BubblegumTeflon · 08-31-2003, 01:37 AM

Why do birds suddenly appear,
every time you are near?
Because I stop when I should go,
I drive too fast and drive too slow,
I park on the sidewalk and over three spaces,
If my car was a bird it would shit in your faces,
Birds can fly all they want in broad midday's view,
But remember -

I'll send the bird right back at you.

08-31-2003, 01:37 AM	#15 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	A flippant interpretation Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Because I stop when I should go, I drive too fast and drive too slow, I park on the sidewalk and over three spaces, If my car was a bird it would shit in your faces, Birds can fly all they want in broad midday's view, But remember - I'll send the bird right back at you.