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				A flippant interpretation
			 
			 
			
		
		
		Why do birds suddenly appear, 
every time you are near? 
Because I stop when I should go, 
I drive too fast and drive too slow, 
I park on the sidewalk and over three spaces, 
If my car was a bird it would shit in your faces, 
Birds can fly all they want in broad midday's view,  
But remember - 
 
I'll send the bird right back at you. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
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