If you shaved CHEWBAKA , who would you find ? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

marcopolo · 08-31-2003, 06:10 AM

My guess would be Kenny G .

Fly · 08-31-2003, 06:23 AM

well........it could be.

Arc101 · 08-31-2003, 09:23 AM

Nice question - where you on drugs or were you drunk when you thought about asking this ?

bernadette · 08-31-2003, 10:01 AM

Fly · 08-31-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Arc101
Nice question - where you on drugs or were you drunk when you thought about asking this ?

no....he's just a tad bit wierder than the rest of us.

it sure is nice to see marco's foolishness again though.

JumpinJesus · 08-31-2003, 10:35 AM

robots, man. They're everywhere.

laxative · 08-31-2003, 11:49 AM

the evil cunt working behind the desk at Amerihost in Athens, Ohio. Die you fucking fat butted, cross-eyed, slobbering, menthol-smoking, whore. People only talk to you so they have something to laugh about later. Fuck you bitch.

Snoogans · 08-31-2003, 01:03 PM

He is the master of disguises

JcL · 08-31-2003, 01:10 PM

This is such an easy question... Its just unfortunate I couldn't find a more suitable picture that shows off his body hair...

vermin · 08-31-2003, 03:54 PM

I think if you shaved Chewbacca, what's underneath would appear hairless, like Sinead O'Connor. Compare the singing.

slimshaydee · 08-31-2003, 06:12 PM

marcopolo · 08-31-2003, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by vermin
I think if you shaved Chewbacca, what's underneath would appear hairless, like Sinead O'Connor. Compare the singing.

By god ... I think your right !

bundy · 08-31-2003, 06:40 PM

yao ming isn´t really from China - he´s from Wookie Land.

Fremen · 09-01-2003, 04:33 AM

Unfortunately, R.A. Salvatore killed Chewbacca off in one of his books. He probably skinned him, too.
You might ask him about it one day.

Conclamo Ludus · 09-01-2003, 08:24 AM

My vote is on Yao. I've had a hunch on it for awhile. You can hear him growl every now and then.

chiefslappajo · 09-01-2003, 08:09 PM

way too easy........

Reddevil63 · 09-01-2003, 08:52 PM

Xixox · 09-01-2003, 09:03 PM

I think Carlie Simon.

JcL · 09-01-2003, 09:27 PM

I disagree. You may shave Chewbacca, but the fact remains that whatever lies beneath should still be inherently hairy. Robin Williams would simply be Chewbacca perhaps a month or so after the shaving.

wry1 · 09-01-2003, 10:03 PM

We need to look at this objectively and rationally (yes, I know this is the Tilted Nonsense thread). What do we know about Chewbacca?

Tall....really tall.

Not very graceful.

Whenever his mouth is open, a lot of stuff that's impossible to understand comes out.

That's it.......it's got to be Brigitte Nielsen. Anybody who's seen her movies will agree with me on this.

JcL · 09-01-2003, 10:40 PM

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Tall....really tall.

Not very graceful.

Whenever his mouth is open, a lot of stuff that's impossible to understand comes out.

Brings Shaq to mind, especially fitting for the first and last requirements stated.

08-31-2003, 06:10 AM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	If you shaved CHEWBAKA , who would you find ? My guess would be Kenny G . __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-31-2003, 06:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	well........it could be. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-31-2003, 10:01 AM	#4 (permalink)
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08-31-2003, 10:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	robots, man. They're everywhere. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-31-2003, 01:03 PM	#8 (permalink)
Snoogans Veteran Location: Uppsala, Sweden	He is the master of disguises __________________ Internet hint: If someone's asking if what they do is weird, it always is.

08-31-2003, 09:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Arc101 Addict Location: Nottingham, England	Nice question - where you on drugs or were you drunk when you thought about asking this ?

08-31-2003, 11:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	the evil cunt working behind the desk at Amerihost in Athens, Ohio. Die you fucking fat butted, cross-eyed, slobbering, menthol-smoking, whore. People only talk to you so they have something to laugh about later. Fuck you bitch.

08-31-2003, 01:10 PM	#9 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	This is such an easy question... Its just unfortunate I couldn't find a more suitable picture that shows off his body hair... __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

08-31-2003, 03:54 PM	#10 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I think if you shaved Chewbacca, what's underneath would appear hairless, like Sinead O'Connor. Compare the singing. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

08-31-2003, 06:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?

08-31-2003, 06:40 PM	#13 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yao ming isn´t really from China - he´s from Wookie Land. __________________ Ohayo!!!

09-01-2003, 04:33 AM	#14 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Unfortunately, R.A. Salvatore killed Chewbacca off in one of his books. He probably skinned him, too. You might ask him about it one day. __________________ Google

09-01-2003, 08:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	My vote is on Yao. I've had a hunch on it for awhile. You can hear him growl every now and then. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

09-01-2003, 08:09 PM	#16 (permalink)
chiefslappajo Insane Location: bluegrass	way too easy........ __________________ Longstanding Member Loved by children. Desired by women. Adored by bartenders everywhere.

09-01-2003, 08:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
Reddevil63 Tilted Location: Tx

09-01-2003, 09:03 PM	#18 (permalink)
Xixox Crazy Location: MN-WI	I think Carlie Simon. __________________ Incompetence When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

09-01-2003, 09:27 PM	#19 (permalink)
JcL Crazy Location: Simi Valley, CA	I disagree. You may shave Chewbacca, but the fact remains that whatever lies beneath should still be inherently hairy. Robin Williams would simply be Chewbacca perhaps a month or so after the shaving. __________________ "Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth then lies." - Nietzsche

09-01-2003, 10:03 PM	#20 (permalink)
wry1 Loser Location: Far too far from my Angel....	We need to look at this objectively and rationally (yes, I know this is the Tilted Nonsense thread). What do we know about Chewbacca? Tall....really tall. Not very graceful. Whenever his mouth is open, a lot of stuff that's impossible to understand comes out. That's it.......it's got to be Brigitte Nielsen. Anybody who's seen her movies will agree with me on this.