favorite qoutes
 

Proffesor- What brings you here


Bum - Garbage , Colleges produce a lot of garbage and Harvard produces the most.


--- With Honors, Joe Pesci

Lots more from where that came from . . .

"there's always hope" -lord of the rings strider

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

-They Live

Also, a little ditty by Cheech & Chong:

My mamma talkin' to me tryna tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her cause my brain is like a sieve
My daddy, he disowned me cause I wear my sister's clothes
He caught me in the bathroom with a pair of pantyhose

"This gun is me dads he shot a German with it"

reply "During the war"

"No on holiday in Benidorm in an argument over a sun lounger"

From the series Phoenix nights a comedy about a British working mans club.

"Good....bad, I'm the guy with the gun"

Army of darkness

I think I'm gonna have to go with my patented Sudden Burst of Violence.
-Angel

Short but classic nonsense quote from Die Hard - "Yippie ki yay mother fucker"

Another quote I like for whatever reason is from Shawshank Redemption - "Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright."

Excelent!

- Mr. Burns, The Simpons

go web go Spiderman

You think you can handle the truth?
Well, you can't handle the truth!

-"A Few Good Men"

Fuck the bonus.

Rutger Hauer from Wanted Dead or Alive

"It's all in the reflexes." - (or pretty much any other line from Big Trouble in Little China)

"Ah forget my leg doc, I'm pissin needles over here" - From Band Of Brothers

"My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school. "

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. "

"Victims... aren't we all."
-Brandon Lee in 'The Crow'

"I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker."
-Samuel L. Jackson in 'Pulp Fiction'

"He made him a offer he couldn't refuse."
"Its not personal, its business."
"Luca Bratsi sleeps with the fishes."
From The Godfather.

Glad

My favorite movie quote would have to be Yoda talking to Count Dooku:

"Much to learn, you still have" It's possibly the most bad ass line considering Dooku thinks he's the shit, and Yoda owns him.

In a book... probably from Snowcrash:
"Trying to translate Zanshin into english is like trying to translate fuckface into nipponese"

Well that one is definately better than "Around the survivors, a perimeter create."

That one always bugs me.

"Putting feathers up your but does not make you a chicken"
"You are not your fucking khakis"
"The greatest trick the devil every pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. Do they speak English in What?"

"I just don't like surprises, that's all"

Deer Hunter

Statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. --Mary Anne Tebedo

When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. --Matt Groening


Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.

People who know little are ususally great talkers, while men who know much say little --Jean Jacques Rousseau

I second the "my god, I haven't been fucked like that since grade school"-marla singer

also:

Fred Kwan, Galaxy quest "That was a hell of a thing."

"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curveball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional ammendment outlawing astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents on Christmas morning rather than on Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three nights."
--Crash Davis in Bull Durham

And of course:

"I have two things in this world: my balls and my word. And I don't break 'em for nobody"
--Tony Montana in Scarface

"Greetings, Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier from Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada."

~The Last Starfighter~

Still sends chills up my spine when I hear it.

I'm an asshole

dennis leary

Logic is only the beginning of wisdom.
-- Spock, <i>Star Trek VI</i>

You've never had it 'til you've had it with a big, fat, blondie waitress.
-- Peter Falk as Sam Diamond in <i>Murder by Death</i>

Then the fit hit the Shan.
and
Recovering from the peace which passeth understanding takes time.
-- Sam in <i>Lord of Light</i> by Roger Zelazney.

99% of all religion is bullshit. This has lead a lot of very smart people to conclude that 100% of religion is bullshit. (Paraphrase)
-- Julia from <i>Snow Crash</i> by Neal Stevenson

No matter how subtle the sorceror, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
- Steven Brust (Usually put in the mouth of Vlad Taltos, but oft repeated)

If you want to be tough on defense, you're going to have to do better than a foreign policy based on petulance.
-- Howard Dean

I never thought I would hear this coming out of my piehole, but Joe Lieberman is no Al Gore.
-- Dennis Miller

Water?! Fish Fuck in water!
-- W. C. Fields

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the people, not some farcial aquatic ceremony.
- Michael Palin

(you knew this was coming...)

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
-robert duvall in apocalypse now...

Don't drink and drive. You might spill your drink.

if you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
-Rush

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it
- George Bernard Shaw