KWSN:
It is not a cactus. That would seriously hurt

Sion:
Not a hair dryer. My pubes are dry enough, thanks.

Greyeyes:
Not a chia pet, nor is it ronald regan shaped.

a stool...

Does it vibrate ??

Whats in you pocketesss you say?

Is it my prescccciouussss ??? :P

A small Gold Ring?

is it a glass of milk?

UnclePhil:
If I don't make it to the bathroom, I might have stool in my pants. But this time? No.

CrazyCousinJim:
It moves, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't vibrate. Well, unless its trying to do something special.

Bones:
Has legs
Didn't someone ask if you can eat it? I'm not sure, no one has really tried.
And its not a moosecock.

Scapegoat:
Hehe, its not your precious, or a gold ring. :) and if it was, why would I give it to you?

liquiddreams:
It is not a glass of milk.

Is it an ostrich?

BONES GOT IT RIGHT!!!!

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spleen puts something else in his pants

Does it breathe?

KWSN:
Yes, it breathes. And it likes the smell of my pants too ;)

Does it have a tongue?

KWSN:
Yes, it has a tongue. Mmmmm, it has a tongue....

Is it an animal?
Is it a human being?
Is it alive?
Is it a real life object not like your last object?
Do you find yourself aroused having this object in your pants?
Is putting objects in your pants while you are wearing your pants a fetish for you?

Heyagain:
Yes it is an animal
Yes it is a human being
Yes it is alive
It is definitely a real life object. Pikachu is a real life object by the way. It exists as a cartoon, toy, stuffed animal, etc.
I am aroused with it in my pants. Why wouldn't I be?
It is not a fetish. It is a way to pass the time.

It is a human being?
Is this human being a male?
Is this human being a celebrity? If so, is he/she washed up?
Is this human being a politician? If so, is he/she serving in office currently?
Is this human being an athlete? If so, is he/she a team player or likes to play sports by him/herself?

Heyagain:
You already aske if it is a human being.
It is not male
It can be considered a celebrity, and it is not washed up.
It is definitely not a celebrity, so it would also not be in office cuurently
It IS considered an athlete. Definitely a teamplayer.

Is it Tammi/Sophie/Sasha Saint???

If not, is it some other model?

If not, has it appeared in any popular films?

it's a playboy bunny.

it's an iguana

KWSN:
It is not Tammi, Sophie, or Sasha Saint. It would be nice to have them there, but they are not.
It has modeled before.
It has appeared in a/some/many popular film

flyman:
It is not a playboy bunny, although it may have become one before and I am not aware of it.

wrkime:
It is not an iguana. They Bite ;)

Bones:
It is still not WK

is it Nina Hartley?

nah, I'll bet its Jenna Haze, or maybe Gauge.

Anna Kourna Kova (not sure on the spelling)


Eh?

Sion:
Nope. It is not Nina Harley, or Jenna Haze, or the freaky girl Gauge. And just a note - I don't want Gauge in my pants. She scares me.

i know i know....it's a golden retriever

flyman:
I already said it was a human being.

Is it Anna Kourna Kova Damnit?

Terresqueu:
It is not Anna Kournakova. And she has Enrique cooties.

has this human ever appeared in porn?

Sion:
I'm pretty sure it hasen't. But it hasn't stopped other people from dressing up at it for porn.

Ooh Ooh! Is it your wife/girlfriend?

Terresqueu:
I'm completely unattached at the moment.

Was she ever on a popular TV series?
Does she play basketball, soccer, or hockey (field or ice)?
Has she ever won an olympic medal before?
Is she married? If so, is he an athlete or a celebrity?

Heyagain:
It probably appeared on a TV series.
DOesn't play any of the sports you mentioned, although it might play it in its spare time.
Hasn't won an olympic medal before.
It probably is married. In fact, I'm pretty sure it is. And I know that it is married to athletes, and/or celbrities.

Brooke Shields, perhaps?

or perhaps Brookes bushy eyebrows?

KWSN:
NEIN! Et Ez Naught Brooke Shields!!

bundy:
I thought she shaved those things off. Oh well, its not her eyebrows.