Guess What Is In Spleen's Pants (Game)
 

The Rules:
Ask Questions. As many as you like. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two)

Guess What Is In My Pants. I will tell you YES, or NO (and variants of the two)
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Should anyone get it right, I will put something else in my pants. Pictures will be posted as you get them correct. :D
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I will delete posts that have nothing to do with the game. SO NO SPAMMING
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READY????

Spleen puts something in his pants

your hand?
:p

arie:
No, it is not my hand, although it will be down there sooner or later.

A hamster?

cheese?

your legs...

WK:
There is no hamster in my pants. They were there before, but there is no hamster now.

Onodrim:
Why would I have cheese in my pants?
(besides the obvious reason, it cures warts)

Uncle Phil:
My legs are always in my pants. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants. :)

The keg the hamsters were in... Is that still in your pants?

$4.11....no you found another dime diggin' so it's $4.21

A key is a common thing to put in your pants, so I'm gonna go with a stale chocolate easter bunny from last year.

a toy car?

Is it a badger? I hope it's not a badger.

Based on the convo in chat, is it WK?

Just look at his avatar, it is so obvious! A dancing kitty!

WK:
I took the keg out, and the hamsters too. There is no keg in my pants.

flyman:
I have no money. I'm a poor bastard.

genka:
I don't celebrate easter, and I don't eat bunnies :)

liquid_dreams:
Why have a toy car when I drive the real thing? Nope.

fhqwhgads:
No badger, they scare me.

spectre:
WK is NOT in my pants (yet)

HeyAgain:
No kitty cat right now. I might squish it.

Tant:
I AM a slab of beef. Man-beef. :) Nope, that is not it.

What type of store would an individual visit in order to buy an item similar to what you have in your pants?

Are you horny? Do you like wearing pants in hot weather? Are you in a fridge? Do you have to take your pants off to remove whatever's in there? Is the object removable? ;-)

Tant:
Yes, it probably is soft. Although depending on circumstances, it could be hard. (not likely though)

HeyAgain:
There is only one place that this item came from, and it is not likely to be sold there again.

oberon:
I am always horny.
I like to wear shorts, unless it is cold, so no
Why would I suffocate myself in a fridge? No.
I didn't have to take my pants off to put it in, so I'm pretty sure I don't have to take them off.
Yes, the object is removable.

Tant:
It is NOT green.
It has eyes.
I hope its not licking.
It has hair.

Is it an animal? Is it a cat or dog?

Could it be a removable Pee-pee/Wee-wee with straps??

Tant:
Like I told Phil, whatever is always in my pants (figuratively, not literally) is NOT it. I put SOMETHING ELSE in my pants.

oberon:
Yes, it is an animal :)

HeyAgain:
What? No.

Tant:
Consolidate all your questions into one post please. You can always go back and edit it if I haven't answered the questions yet. And it is NOT a pocket pussy. (where can you buy one of those anyway? :D )

A POTATO!

It has hair, so it can't be slithery or otherwise similar to snakes, lizards, fish, etc. right? Does it have a particular fur coloring? Just to be sure, it is a live animal, right? Is it a monkey? Is it commonly found in the jungle or in a pet shop or both?

how heavy is the object?
was it meant to be placed within someone's pants?
do you enjoy having this object placed within your pants?
when did you get this object?

RenegadeSoul:
Although it may be said that the environment in my pants could grow potatoes... NO.

oberon:
Right. Not a snake, lizard, fish.
Yes, it has a particular fur coloring, although it may change.
It is alive and breathing.
Not a monkey, don't need more than one monkey in my pants.
Generally not found in the jungle, or a petshop, or both.

Tant:
It is not a bird, dog, or a mouse.
It makes noise
It makes noise that is generally made by things of its type.
It eats food.

HeyAgain:
Yes, it weighs something. Heavy, light?
In one way, yes. It was made to be in someone's pants.
I don't really like it there, but a home, is a home, is a home.
I got the object now. Thats all you need to know.

YES/NO questions only.

I'm guess it's nothing... It's all a trick.

A roll of quarters?

A fruit bat?

A piece of pastry?
A warm apple pie?

WK:
No. It is definitely something.

Krycheck:
Not a roll of quarters. Besides, I don't NEED a roll of quarters. :)

homerhop:
ewww, why would I want a homosexual bat in my pants? Nope.

Tant:
It is not a gerbil or related to a mouse. Its just not very rodent-y at all.

HeyAgain:
Didn't someone say keg already?
And I thought we all decided it was alive...

is it a ferret?

Tant:
Not a virtua pet, those things suck anyway.

oberon:
try reading what I wrote above. not a rodent.

Is it a human being?

is it a potato?

Is it George W. Bush?

THE ANSWER!!
 

HeyAgain got it right in the chatroom. Huzzah!!!

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Spleen puts something else in his pants now

Tant:
It is not edible. Or at least we, as humans have not ate one before.
It has a particular color.
I hope it doesn't drool, it would seriously suck.
No pecker here.
Has a specific shape, but I'm pretty unsure on the smell and flavor.

Is it a cactus?

is it an electric hair dryer?

I'm going with chia pet. is it a chia pet shaped like Ronald Regan?