*JUST* the punchlines
 

Here's an different concept...
Instead of the jokes, just post the punchline(s) from your favorite joke(s), and ONLY the punchline.

then discuss, or whatever. Hey I'll start this wacky little experiment off with a few:

"It don't matter, it's just gonna be the two of us."

"How many times do I have to tell you? No, No, No!"

"and he's the fucker who ran over my frog."

and who could forget,

"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!!"

...personally i use the spoon

how familar these all are. . . ahhhhhh



IF IT WAS UP YOUR ASS YOU WOULD KNOW

..hold on, i'm getting a fax

"...Ouch"

get it? huh? oh nevermind...

Then he said "you brought her, you poke her"

they are both fun to ride until your friends see you!

just then the little fellow jumped out and yelled "SUPLIES"!

I want a duck, a well fucked duck! Make sure it's fucked, fuck it yourself!

I was just kidding around lady. It was already dead.

R-U-N,R-U-N,R-U-N.

*LOVE THAT ONE*

"Bill Cosby. See you on Tuesday."

Cuz mad cow disease was already taken!

The doctor thinks for a second. "So," he says, "are we going to tell your husband or what?"

I swear to god, I didn't know she was three!


What do I care I'm a helicopter?

Zebra........With a dick this big!!!! (Holding hands all the way apart)

You give it a badge and a Wisconsin State Patrol uniform.

All of them!

Two in the front, two in the back, and six million in the ashtray.

Rectum?!? Damn near killed em!

Same punch line different joke.

sure it was....



And then he saw her glass eye on the table

"That's gonna cost you double." (ask bones)

14 inches, 7lbs, 4oz!

"Frank! Get a bucket, the dead one's full again!"

this weekend i read winnie the shit!

woOOooooOOOo

So HERE this thread is! I was wondering what became of it. I just assumed that it had been deleted off of the humor forum and gone forever. Great to see it alive and kicking.

"I got a fuck for a buck, a duck for a fuck, and fifty bucks for a fucked up duck."

"Nice tits, lady. Where do you want the blinds?"

FUCK YOU CLOWN!!!

"You're sitting on my mop bucket."

"Well at least I don't have cancer..."

"Because they couldn't find three wisemen and a virgin."

:eek:

do you have the link to that joke?? i can't find it anywhere!

"A stick."
"Alright, Dad! Pass the fuckin' potatoes!"
"So I fucked her three times and punched her in the face."

"Half a cat."

"You can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios"

"Because they taste funny."

"Kermit the Frog's undivided attention"

"In ten minutes, after your mother leaves for work."

"I'd rather have a puppy"

"After another week, the guys are so ashamed, they dig her up again!"

"Well that answers that question"

"And you still believe Santa Claus?"

Now the last one will be hard, He is on a snowtire somewhere in Minnesota.

I said "sprocket," not "socket."

Warrrreagl, that's awesome! You've got me rolling over here!

"Nothing - you already told her twice!"

"Does it come in Black?"

"Pedophile!? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."

"I remember you!"

"the BRICK!"

"I'm a-frayed not."

"You can keep your daughter, I'll take the cow."

"You didn't really think I wished for a 12 inch Pianist, did you?"

"You're right, it's not very long, but it sure is wide!"

and a classic from childhood

"I'm not washing my mouth out after she sticks her ass in there!"

I once ran over a kid and didn't tell anyone!!!!!!

My favorites that I recognize in this thread so far:

"I was just kidding around lady. It was already dead."
"FUCK YOU CLOWN!!!"
and
"Pedophile!? That's a pretty big word for an 8 year old."

Only for the last one in the version I heard the big word was "Impenetrable"

Can someone write/post the "Fuck you Clown!" and "The Brick" joke in the humor forum, I had forgotton all about those.

"Antique Farm Equipment."

"Not being a Retard!"