prosequence

hehe... almost forgot...

" if it wasn't for me, you would have missed her!"

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And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

Empty_One

... the third one ducked.

seizei

breaking the rules, but must reveal this one....

A doctor is delivering a baby, and after hours and hours of grueling labour, it finally comes out. THe doctor picks it up, looks at it closely, then turns, holds the baby up, and spikes it into the garbage can. THe woman is freaking out immediately, while the doctor starts kicking the baby around the room. She screams "WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING TO MY BABY?!?!?!?!?"

>>>>>> insert punchline from above.

Quite possibly the most offensive joke I've ever heard/told

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"If you're not weird, you're not interesting".
I'm very interesting ...

seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

MikeyChalupa

"I thought you said, 'Turn around.'"

"Wait a minute... is this 535-5734?"

"It's a trap... there's two of them!"

-Mikey

scansinboy

From my deleted Joke of the day post,

"What's an Arab?"

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Don't blame me... *I* voted for Kodos!

vermin

A clitortoise!

Cancel my hot dog.

It's raining so hard, the birds are building their nests upside down.

Not anymore, it makes my pussy sore.

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

gloveshot3

and dad is out in the barn fucking the cows.

mrsandman

Meat don't fart when you take it out of a deep freeze.

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Hail to ALL the troops and shadow warriors.

scansinboy

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

/going to hell

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Don't blame me... *I* voted for Kodos!