A lonely rookie
 

All rookies are invited to post here about the anguish of being - just a rookie.

For me, being a rookie is like being 17 all over again. Really wanting to get laid, but knowing you are just not cool enough. Mastrubating three times a day, waiting for that special time when you'll finally get your very own avatar.

Hard times are ahead of me.

Well, Four Fingers, don't spend all your time in "Nonsense". I don't think the posts count here.

Funny enough, they count in the Titty Board. So go over there and say "nice tits" alot.

Damn. I was kinda post-whoring here.
Thanks for the tip :)

don't mean to be rude, but if you're so insecure that you're worried about being a "rookie" then you have some serious self-esteem issues.

Hey rookie! Gimme yer lunch money!

Let's lock the rookies in their lockers again. Rookie-scum.

See what I have to go through every FUCKING day?


Jynx, would I post this thread if I had serious self-esteem issues? Us rookies have to stick together.

Rookies should have self-esteem issues, because rookies suck. They are stupid and they suck. I don't know no rookies, but if I did know me a rookie, I would never know a rookie, but if I knew a rookie I would tell that rookie that they suck and they are stupid and should not be rookies anymore. Rookie-ass jerks.

Hail Rookie!

I feel you.

No one understands us. We give and we give and we give and all THEY do is take, take, take. Sometimes, when I get home from school I just cry until my mom calls me for dinner. I quickly eat and then I go cry some more. I like to take a break after several hours of weeping to read a little science fiction before I round out the evening with a few more tears.

No one will go out with me either.
-GH

I'm a Rookie and I'm damn proud of it!:D

I hate to tell you this Newt but you are not even a real rookie, we just told you that you were, so that you would feel accepted. You are actually a sub-rookie, and its nothing to be proud of. They are so bad that we try to throw them in with the rookies so that we don't have to look at them. Hahaha. Sub-rookie Newt...Giant Hamburger's the only real rookie here.

What? Posts don't count in Nonsense? When did that happen?

Spinach_Indeed he's just joking...I think?

Welcome all Rookies, keep jammin on that keyboard and you'll be as crazy as the rest of us.....now to keep with the theme..

Rookies suck...yada yada yada ;)

A lonely cookie?

*eats everyone here*

mmmm.... chocolate chip rookie.

What?
You only masturbate three times a day?

Rookies, UNITE! What we have here is a monopoly on the goooood stuff. We WILL conquer and divide. To the victors go the spoils.

Hey rookie.... do you like Gladiator movies?

Re: A lonely rookie
 

well no wonder hard times are ahead of you.....

you can't get laid?....that's cuz you're only using fourfingers fool.

i'll just stay parked primarily in nonsense, cuz i could care less about tittys (i have two of my own which is plenty for me!) & i don't really care about posts counts on this board or any other. never have. never will.

Posts do count here. About 400 of mine are from here.

ssander9- That is quite disturbing.

Being a rookie isnt so bad if u have some connections :)

Yeah being a rookie blows

i dont mind being a rookie, its only temporary. and besides it gives you time to pic out a nice avatar.