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Batman976 · 08-24-2003, 11:09 PM

So I've noticed recently that I've started to grow man boobs. Please post ways for me to cope with this newfound problem.

You can also tell me ways to remedy this situation. A couple stipulations though: Not drinking isn't an option, and I'd rather not start wearing a training bro (manssiere?).

marshall26 · 08-24-2003, 11:18 PM

start running...lose weight. go ahead and keep on drinking, but if you want to lose the manboobs, you'll need to cut back on unhealthy foods and start getting more exercise.

bermuDa · 08-24-2003, 11:31 PM

fondle yourself?

bundy · 08-24-2003, 11:50 PM

give yourself spanish... if your flexi enough...

FlorentinoAriza · 08-24-2003, 11:54 PM

new piercings ? titty twisters ?

Sleepyjack · 08-25-2003, 12:15 AM

is it actual fat, or glandular tissue. If its the latter, that can't really get removed from excercise but has to be surgically removed.
ie you could have gynecomastia.

paddyjoe · 08-25-2003, 03:48 AM

Break out the camera and hit the titty board!

08-25-2003, 04:10 AM

sports bra!!!

cchris · 08-25-2003, 06:45 AM

Your exercise regime should first consist of moving left to right in rapid semi cicular motions in front of the mirror.
If you find this amusing discontinue exercise and accept your new "additions".
If you are awash with guilt then exercise may well be for you.

eyeronic · 08-25-2003, 07:33 AM

Light beer. Diet coke. Run 7-10 miles everyday. Discover fountain of youth. Any of these might work.

goof7ball · 08-25-2003, 08:00 AM

I've heard that if you work out a lot and develop large pectoral muscles, and then stop working out the muscle will turn in to fat. I'm not sure if that means you should start working the pecs again (to get the muscle back), or work on everything else (to burn calories) and set for normal pecs that aren't muscle or fat.

seethreepo · 08-25-2003, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goof7ball
I've heard that if you work out a lot and develop large pectoral muscles, and then stop working out the muscle will turn in to fat. I'm not sure if that means you should start working the pecs again (to get the muscle back), or work on everything else (to burn calories) and set for normal pecs that aren't muscle or fat.

muscle can NOT turn to fat.
its impossible ask your doctor .

Ashton · 08-25-2003, 09:41 AM

LOL! Internet speak for 'man boobs' is "bitchtits'

bernadette · 08-25-2003, 10:08 AM

push ups.

hit the floor, give me 50. now dude.

Plan9Senior · 08-25-2003, 10:20 AM

Only thing that will get rid of flab is cardio exercise and a healthier diet. Cut back on the drinking and you will even make the process 100X faster.

tinytim · 08-25-2003, 11:32 AM

Perhaps keep the drining and lose the eating? It seems more reasonable than quiting drinking to me.

skysooner · 08-25-2003, 11:39 AM

Drinking has major calories. I cut my food intake roughly in half and started doing cardio 45 minutes to an hour a day. I'm down 25 lbs in the last 8 weeks. I too had the start of man boobs and have just about got rid of them.

Midnight_Son · 08-25-2003, 12:54 PM

incline push-ups, lots of them...trust me

marcopolo · 08-25-2003, 01:42 PM

AAARHG ! HE - HOOTERS !

IckUber · 08-25-2003, 05:29 PM

yeah man, work out, that the only way to get rid of fat.

JumpinJesus · 08-25-2003, 06:39 PM

Change your name to phyllis and start wearing dresses.

irieemon · 08-25-2003, 06:43 PM

push ups, pull ups, crunches and diet

duckduck · 08-25-2003, 08:00 PM

A wet t-shirt?

Fly · 08-25-2003, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by paddyjoe
Break out the camera and hit the titty board!

bwaahahahhhaaaahahhhaa.............

do it dude....

45 min. cardio will do it.

YourNeverThere · 08-25-2003, 11:22 PM

i like the cut out the eating plan, all drinking, all the time

08-24-2003, 11:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Whoa, dude. I've got boobs! So I've noticed recently that I've started to grow man boobs. Please post ways for me to cope with this newfound problem. You can also tell me ways to remedy this situation. A couple stipulations though: Not drinking isn't an option, and I'd rather not start wearing a training bro (manssiere?).

08-24-2003, 11:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	fondle yourself? __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-24-2003, 11:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	give yourself spanish... if your flexi enough... __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-24-2003, 11:54 PM	#5 (permalink)
FlorentinoAriza Crazy Location: europe	new piercings ? titty twisters ? __________________ --- this space for rent --- pm me

08-25-2003, 06:45 AM	#9 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Your exercise regime should first consist of moving left to right in rapid semi cicular motions in front of the mirror. If you find this amusing discontinue exercise and accept your new "additions". If you are awash with guilt then exercise may well be for you. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

08-24-2003, 11:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
marshall26 Banned Location: elevated	start running...lose weight. go ahead and keep on drinking, but if you want to lose the manboobs, you'll need to cut back on unhealthy foods and start getting more exercise.

08-25-2003, 12:15 AM	#6 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	is it actual fat, or glandular tissue. If its the latter, that can't really get removed from excercise but has to be surgically removed. ie you could have gynecomastia.

08-25-2003, 03:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Break out the camera and hit the titty board!

08-25-2003, 04:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
ivy Guest	sports bra!!!

08-25-2003, 07:33 AM	#10 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Light beer. Diet coke. Run 7-10 miles everyday. Discover fountain of youth. Any of these might work. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

08-25-2003, 08:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
goof7ball Tilted	I've heard that if you work out a lot and develop large pectoral muscles, and then stop working out the muscle will turn in to fat. I'm not sure if that means you should start working the pecs again (to get the muscle back), or work on everything else (to burn calories) and set for normal pecs that aren't muscle or fat.

08-25-2003, 09:41 AM	#13 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	LOL! Internet speak for 'man boobs' is "bitchtits'

08-25-2003, 10:08 AM	#14 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	push ups. hit the floor, give me 50. now dude. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-25-2003, 10:20 AM	#15 (permalink)
Plan9Senior Banned Location: Orange County, California	Only thing that will get rid of flab is cardio exercise and a healthier diet. Cut back on the drinking and you will even make the process 100X faster.

08-25-2003, 11:32 AM	#16 (permalink)
tinytim Tilted	Perhaps keep the drining and lose the eating? It seems more reasonable than quiting drinking to me.

08-25-2003, 12:54 PM	#18 (permalink)
Midnight_Son The Cover Doesn't Match The Book Location: in a van down by the river	incline push-ups, lots of them...trust me __________________ SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority.

08-25-2003, 01:42 PM	#19 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	AAARHG ! HE - HOOTERS ! __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

08-25-2003, 06:39 PM	#21 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	Change your name to phyllis and start wearing dresses. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-25-2003, 08:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	A wet t-shirt? __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

08-25-2003, 11:39 AM	#17 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	Drinking has major calories. I cut my food intake roughly in half and started doing cardio 45 minutes to an hour a day. I'm down 25 lbs in the last 8 weeks. I too had the start of man boobs and have just about got rid of them.

08-25-2003, 05:29 PM	#20 (permalink)
IckUber Funran Location: Norman, OK	yeah man, work out, that the only way to get rid of fat. __________________ How much is y'all Piolkles?

08-25-2003, 06:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
irieemon Crazy Location: Right where I want to be.	push ups, pull ups, crunches and diet

08-25-2003, 11:22 PM	#25 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	i like the cut out the eating plan, all drinking, all the time __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare