marcopolo

Verizon Wireless has been beating this dead horse for way to long ! Anyone who actually uses cellular phones might see these commercials and experience the desire to promptly smack the irritating character with a dose of reality, or perhaps something from the cartoon world, like a satisfying iron skillet accompanied by a resounding clang! The "Can you hear me now?" Guy has to be stopped ! Can you hear me now? Then hear this; back off and be quiet. Please let the rest of us enjoy our peace and solitude you rotten bastard !



GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU FUCK ! AAAAAAARGH !

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Root_Beer_Man

Ive never heard of this guy...then again im am canadian....eh?

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bernadette

i miss most commercials, cuz much of the tv we watch we tivo & well, fast fwd past the commercials!

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Tiger69z

Haha, I enjoy random acts of violence...at least in my head.

I think he's alright...but i wouldn't mind mowing him down though

wario

I'm probably alone here, but I like the "Can you hear me now?" guy. I especially like when Verizon sponsors a tv show and the Verizon guy is walking through the set of that show like they did with Angel.
Oh well, guess I'm just a media whore...

JumpinJesus

He needs to be severely beaten with a very old, very large mobile phone.

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Averett

I personally love that guy

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vermin

Disemboweling's too good for the likes of 'im!

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grumpyolddude

I don't carry a cell phone, and that a##hole drives me farther from any possiblility of ever, ever, ever getting one every time I see or hear his insipid ads. He may trigger acts of violence against users of cell phones in inappropriate places. Drivers with cell phones in their hands enrage me. Cell phones at movies or ball games really piss me off. Verizon guy is their leader and should be dealt with ina horrible physical fashion.

Other than that, he doesn't bother me.

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sadistikdreams

I want to kill him... *gets off the phone* There... I just put a hit on him. The mafia's gonna kill him.


guys..... i need 500$.

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krwlz

500 bucks? Im irish, but I wuda done it for free....I lovce doing shit like that!

Munku

Rofl bones. Nice.