sadistikdreams

That's right, if you're the 1100th person to call me Al, you win.

Doesnt seem worth it, does it? well, it sure is!!!

SO ACT NOW! NOW! NOW!

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laxative

i don't think it's worth it.
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YourNeverThere

i think its worth it! Come on TFP'ers we can do it!
Becuase your name is AL!

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sadistikdreams

I can call you Betty, and Betty, you can Caaaallll Meeeee Al!

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analog

Whatever you want, Al.

Tickford

ohhh shutup Al. *done in my best Peggy (married with children)voice*

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irieemon

AL, Can I borrow a dollar?

uncle phil

c'mon, sadistik..do the whole thing...


A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Loup

Hey there Alf

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zenmaster10665

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onetime2

AL!

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sadistikdreams

word. i knew, I KNEW that uncle phil would post all the lyrics.

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Snoogans

I don't think it's going to happen, Dave.
1100.. that's alot.

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bundy

you are not AL!

i am AL!

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Ohayo!!!

bundy

GET A GODDAM JOB, AL

this man stabbed Al to death in an Alley.

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soopadoopa

AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AAL! AL! AL!L! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL! AL! AL!AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AAL! AL! AL! AL!AAL! ALAL! AL! AL!! AL!L! AL!L!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!

Will this help any?

Fly

ya'.......that's what i'm thinking too........

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Ilaek

ok, Al

grumpyolddude

With bones on this one, sad. Skippy will be shaving before this gets done.

WTF, you, my friend, are an AL.

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bernadette

yo BOB!

<img src="http://www.spexet.chalmers.se/standard/historia/affischer/1997.jpg">

sup dawg?

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goof7ball

When is this "new economy" going to make my stock options worth some money Al (Greenspan)?

sadistikdreams

wheeee.... alright, so not eleven hundreth...

one hundred tenth.

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Munku

So, who's gonna keep track of who actually called him Al, and who is just posting stuff, like me?

pr0f3n

Some call him Tim

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ssander9

That's weird Al

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I never said you had to.

dnd

Al, i don't think that name suits u....you're more of a fred...so i think this thread should change to calling sadistikdreams fred...hi fred

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YourNeverThere

Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al
Thats a hundred and ten right there, if you count all the ones so far.

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bernadette

hey Al, have you met Al Unser?

<img src="http://www.sportsartifacts.com/oth71indy.JPG">

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MacGnG

this is gonna take a while AL.

TheClarkster

Al, not enough people seem to be calling you Al.

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bernadette

hey AL! are you an AL Green fan per chance?

<img src="http://www.philaarts.com/images/algreen5182002fgx.gif">

<img src="http://www.peoplejustlikeus.org/Music/green2.jpg">

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ssander9

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I never said you had to.

badflsh

Wow, you really are sadistik!

KWSN

GIS thinks you're a terrorist, Al



I'll give you 2 minutes before I hit the alarm.

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Your arms are broken!

sadistikdreams

oh jesus!

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The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

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