Hah. The eleven hundreth person to call me Al wins.
 

That's right, if you're the 1100th person to call me Al, you win.

Doesnt seem worth it, does it? well, it sure is!!!

SO ACT NOW! NOW! NOW!

i don't think it's worth it.
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i think its worth it! Come on TFP'ers we can do it!
Becuase your name is AL!

I can call you Betty, and Betty, you can Caaaallll Meeeee Al!

Whatever you want, Al.

ohhh shutup Al. *done in my best Peggy (married with children)voice*

AL, Can I borrow a dollar?

c'mon, sadistik..do the whole thing...


A man walks down the street
He says why am I soft in the middle now
Why am I soft in the middle
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard
Bonedigger Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says why am I short of attention
Got a short little span of attention
And wo my nights are so long
Where's my wife and family
What if I die here
Who'll be my role-model
Now that my role-model is
Gone Gone
He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
All along along
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the Third World
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man
He is surrounded by the sound
The sound
Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterlings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says Amen! and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty when you call me
You can call me Al
Call me Al

Hey there Alf
http://bhs.broo.k12.wv.us/homepage/staff/seti/alf.jpg

AL!

word. i knew, I KNEW that uncle phil would post all the lyrics.

I don't think it's going to happen, Dave.
1100.. that's alot.

you are not AL!

i am AL!

GET A GODDAM JOB, AL
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~freeman/images/ampsycho1.jpg
this man stabbed Al to death in an Alley.

AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AAL! AL! AL!L! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL! AL! AL!AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AAL! AL! AL! AL!AAL! ALAL! AL! AL!! AL!L! AL!L!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!

Will this help any?

http://www.cs.lth.se/home/roy/spartak/al10.jpg


ya'.......that's what i'm thinking too........

ok, Al

With bones on this one, sad. Skippy will be shaving before this gets done.

WTF, you, my friend, are an AL.

yo BOB!

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sup dawg?

When is this "new economy" going to make my stock options worth some money Al (Greenspan)?

wheeee.... alright, so not eleven hundreth...

one hundred tenth.

So, who's gonna keep track of who actually called him Al, and who is just posting stuff, like me?

Some call him Tim

That's weird Al
http://www.weirdal.com/images/altracks.jpg

Al, i don't think that name suits u....you're more of a fred...so i think this thread should change to calling sadistikdreams fred...hi fred :)

Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al Al
Thats a hundred and ten right there, if you count all the ones so far.

hey Al, have you met Al Unser?

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this is gonna take a while AL.

Al, not enough people seem to be calling you Al.

hey AL! are you an AL Green fan per chance?

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Wow, you really are sadistik!

GIS thinks you're a terrorist, Al

http://www.fbi.gov/terrorinfo/al-juhanialt.jpg

I'll give you 2 minutes before I hit the alarm.

oh jesus!