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Hah. The eleven hundreth person to call me Al wins.
That's right, if you're the 1100th person to call me Al, you win.
Doesnt seem worth it, does it? well, it sure is!!! SO ACT NOW! NOW! NOW! |
i don't think it's worth it.
<img src="http://www.sitcomsonline.com/molinaro.gif"> |
i think its worth it! Come on TFP'ers we can do it!
Becuase your name is AL! |
I can call you Betty, and Betty, you can Caaaallll Meeeee Al!
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Whatever you want, Al.
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ohhh shutup Al. *done in my best Peggy (married with children)voice*
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AL, Can I borrow a dollar?
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c'mon, sadistik..do the whole thing...
A man walks down the street He says why am I soft in the middle now Why am I soft in the middle The rest of my life is so hard I need a photo-opportunity I want a shot at redemption Don't want to end up a cartoon In a cartoon graveyard Bonedigger Bonedigger Dogs in the moonlight Far away my well-lit door Mr. Beerbelly Beerbelly Get these mutts away from me You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al A man walks down the street He says why am I short of attention Got a short little span of attention And wo my nights are so long Where's my wife and family What if I die here Who'll be my role-model Now that my role-model is Gone Gone He ducked back down the alley With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl All along along There were incidents and accidents There were hints and allegations If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al A man walks down the street It's a street in a strange world Maybe it's the Third World Maybe it's his first time around He doesn't speak the language He holds no currency He is a foreign man He is surrounded by the sound The sound Cattle in the marketplace Scatterlings and orphanages He looks around, around He sees angels in the architecture Spinning in infinity He says Amen! and Hallelujah! If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal I can call you Betty And Betty when you call me You can call me Al Call me Al |
Hey there Alf
http://bhs.broo.k12.wv.us/homepage/staff/seti/alf.jpg |
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AL!
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word. i knew, I KNEW that uncle phil would post all the lyrics.
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I don't think it's going to happen, Dave.
1100.. that's alot. |
you are not AL!
i am AL! |
GET A GODDAM JOB, AL
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~freeman/images/ampsycho1.jpg this man stabbed Al to death in an Alley. |
AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AAL! AL! AL!L! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL! AL! AL!AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AAL! AL! AL! AL!AAL! ALAL! AL! AL!! AL!L! AL!L!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!AL! AL! AL!
Will this help any? |
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ok, Al
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With bones on this one, sad. Skippy will be shaving before this gets done.
WTF, you, my friend, are an AL. |
yo BOB!
<img src="http://www.spexet.chalmers.se/standard/historia/affischer/1997.jpg"> sup dawg? |
When is this "new economy" going to make my stock options worth some money Al (Greenspan)?
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wheeee.... alright, so not eleven hundreth...
one hundred tenth. |
So, who's gonna keep track of who actually called him Al, and who is just posting stuff, like me?
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Some call him Tim
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That's weird Al
http://www.weirdal.com/images/altracks.jpg |
Al, i don't think that name suits u....you're more of a fred...so i think this thread should change to calling sadistikdreams fred...hi fred :)
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Thats a hundred and ten right there, if you count all the ones so far. |
hey Al, have you met Al Unser?
<img src="http://www.sportsartifacts.com/oth71indy.JPG"> |
this is gonna take a while AL.
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Al, not enough people seem to be calling you Al.
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hey AL! are you an AL Green fan per chance?
<img src="http://www.philaarts.com/images/algreen5182002fgx.gif"> <img src="http://www.peoplejustlikeus.org/Music/green2.jpg"> |
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Wow, you really are sadistik!
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GIS thinks you're a terrorist, Al
http://www.fbi.gov/terrorinfo/al-juhanialt.jpg I'll give you 2 minutes before I hit the alarm. |
oh jesus!
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