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A good quote site :p . Press refresh to see different quotes.
As for the first time I visited the site, I got :

Running Windows on a Pentium is like having a brand new Porsche but only be able to drive backwards with the handbrake on

Aww nuts, my quote wasn't that great.

"Once they go up, who cares where they come down? That's not my department." -- Werner von Braun

I always say beauty is only sin deep. -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"

Love this one -- I will bookmark this site as I enjoy quotations! Thanks for sharing.

Multics is security spelled sideways.

hehe thats great....i dont get it :P

<b>killerjoejoe</b>, your's was awesome.....I don't get it either.


A Los Angeles judge ruled that "a citizen may snore with immunity in his own home, even though he may be in possession of unusual and exceptional ability in that particular field."

crap.

I know you believe you understand what you think this fortune says, but I'm not sure you realize that what you are reading is not what it means

"hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub. "

Indeed :D

I think I've found a new sig.:thumbsup:

i got a good one

Who's scruffy-looking? -- Han Solo

can ya beat that????

Mummy dust to make me old; To shroud my clothes, the black of night; To age my voice, an old hag's cackle; To whiten my hair, a scream of fright; A blast of wind to fan my hate; A thunderbolt to mix it well -- Now begin thy magic spell! -- Walter Disney, "Snow White"

mine was stupid.


Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet. M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet. M: No discussion of fifth appendage! R: Mice have five appendages; four of them are feet; one is a tail. M: What? Feet with no legs? R: Mice have four legs, four feet, and one tail per unit-mouse. M: Confusing -- is that a total of 9 appendages? R: Mice have four leg-foot assemblies and one tail assembly per body. M: Does not fully discuss the issue! R: Each mouse comes equipped with four legs and a tail. Each leg is equipped with a foot at the end opposite the body; the tail is not equipped with a foot. M: Descriptive? Yes. Forceful NO! R: Allotment of appendages for mice will be: Four foot-leg assemblies, one tail. Deviation from this policy is not permitted as it would constitute misapportionment of scarce appendage assets. M: Too authoritarian; stifles creativity! R: Mice have four feet; each foot is attached to a small leg joined integrally with the overall mouse structural sub-system. Also attached to the mouse sub-system is a thin tail, non-functional and ornamental in nature. M: Too verbose/scientific. Answer the question! R: Mice have four feet.

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This is kinda fun!