Zargix

I've always been using the name Zargix, on everything online, and sometimes even my friends call me Zargix. soooooooo what does this mysterious name mean? i'm giving you the privelage of deciding!

wario

Sounds like an alien breakfast cereal. Y'know, like Mueslix.

laxative

it means "gay one"

heyal256

For some strange reason, it sounds like some sort of mouthwash.... Pan Galactic Gargle blaster comes to mind with your name.... could just be me tho.

Fly

right then...if memory serves me correctly.....in my good friend bundy's native tongue it means....stabber of the bum.

this my friend,my not be entirely true,but,...coming from the good source i have...i would have to say HA....'tis true.

now 'et's fro anover shrimp on da' barbi mate........

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Hail Zargix!

You can not hide your past.
I know you as Warlord Zargix, the dark and brooding Zargot of Zargonia.
It is the name of your father, who you strangled yourself to seize the cursed crown. It is the name of your father's father, who cut a bloodstained path of red ruin to take Zargonia from its anemic rulers. It is not what people name their children. It is used to frighten and curse. Do you deny this?
-GH

crackpot

Don't deny that. Agree with whatever GH says. It's better that way.

Stiltzkin

Yes, and remember kids, Giant Hamburger is the only rookie here with 603 posts under his belt. Let that be a lesson to everyone.

Mr. Zargix, if I can call you that,
Your name derives from the planet you hail from:

Zargonia

(pay no attention to the fact that Zargonia looks exactly like Jupiter... or is it Zupiter?)

Your planet looks rather hostile, my Zargonian friend. I hope you don't forget to shower daily, or you might get plenty of that atmosphere stuck in your undies and your shoes. Do Zargonians wear shoes?

Origins of the name Zargix:
Zarg: high Zargonian, of the latter 400th rotation of Zargonia, meaning "crazy toes".
ix: low Zargonian, dates back to the Gregorian earth year of 4023, the year humans began co-colonizing Zargonia along with the native Zargonians. It means "mighty warrior", as hinted by Giant Hamburger.

So you see, my friend, Zargix means "mighty warrior with crazy toes." You should be proud!

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Zargix

"mighty warrior with crazy toes." I like that

and yes, GH, i do admit i was not named Zargix as a child, that I later changed it to suite my needs. Being the Prime Zargot and Zargician of Zargonia requires the abilitiy to strike fear upon anyone when it is necessary. Although I do not enjoy ruling by fear, it is the best way to rule.

And also, you see, you point out the hostile looking planet, and how the Zargonians can live there, but indeed, it is quite the opposite. The Zargonians ARE the planet. Not in a physical way, but as a link. If Zargonia is a hand, the Zargonians are the fingers.

bundy

LOL
your command of the Ocker language is astounding... in fact, its hilarious.

now, Zargix... listen... here, on the TFP we are all given a chance to shed the shackles of our past.

whatever the Hammy Giant claims you and yours have done... we, the great, unwashed commoners of the Nonsense thread are willing to help you breath new meaning into your formerly cursed name.

i suggest that from this day forth, the name Zargix shall mean... Great (yet in need of a shower) Teamster.

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gallopingwanker

it obviously means "xigraz"...you just spelled it backwards to fool us......

rockogre

Very funny. I take Zargix every morning for an intestional problem that shall remain nameless. You obviously got the name from a medicine bottle.

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FlorentinoAriza

or it could mean you are dyslexic from borg : "prepare to have your ass laminated"

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rooster

it means u watched to many si fi programs as a child better lay of them and start watchin espn

Giant Hamburger

Hail Again Zargix!

Do you know Zardoz?


Perhaps you have hunted each other over a multitude of timelines with the very existence of mankind in the balance of your eternal struggle? Do you champion our cause or push us to the brink of oblivion? Do your Zagonian fingers clench to strike as a fist or remain an open, helping hand?
-GH

seethreepo

master of toilet paper kung fu

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bernadette

it's a discreet term for chronic flatulance

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