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prosequence · 08-19-2003, 06:25 PM

Who would you want ot be your father?

rainheart · 08-19-2003, 06:40 PM

Spiderman, I'd get his powers.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-19-2003, 06:41 PM

Bill Gates of course, then whenever he died, i would have billions and billions of dollars.

wario · 08-19-2003, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Spacemonkey
Bill Gates of course, then whenever he died, i would have billions and billions of dollars.

Yes, under "mysterious circumstances."

virus · 08-20-2003, 04:45 AM

yeah this is an easy choice.

"i hate you dad! now give me a jet."

The_Dude · 08-20-2003, 06:22 AM

bill gates easy.

jwoody · 08-20-2003, 06:52 AM

I would have to pick the cartoon spiderman. If it's the film version then that would make me older than my dad.

dexlargo · 08-20-2003, 07:13 AM

I've gotta go with Homer, for the comedy value.

docbungle · 08-20-2003, 06:29 PM

Stephen King is the only real man of the bunch.

hawkeye · 08-20-2003, 09:42 PM

Spiderman, in hopes of inheriting some kind of power...
If that woiuldn't pan out, then King, at least I'd have a father with intelligence and imagination.

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-21-2003, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by hawkeye
Spiderman, in hopes of inheriting some kind of power...
If that woiuldn't pan out, then King, at least I'd have a father with intelligence and imagination.

I know you're not saying that Bill Gates isn't intelligent.

Anyway i wouldn't care if Bill Gates wasn't intelligent . . . you do know that he's a FREAKIN BILLIONAIRE right?

Lebell · 08-21-2003, 01:51 PM

Moved to 'Nonsense'...

bernadette · 08-21-2003, 02:33 PM

what i want to know is why isn't ozzy osborne in this poll?

cuz i'd pick the ozz for my daddy!

GSRIDER · 08-21-2003, 04:28 PM

I'm down with getting spidys powers too.

bundy · 08-21-2003, 06:09 PM

cleary, bill gates is the best option.

you get all of that money.
imagine the fun.
imagine the chaos.

brilliant.

neddy65 · 08-22-2003, 04:38 AM

Homer cause he's yellow and like me enjoys beer and food ........mmmmmmm beer and food.........droooooooooll........

what? where was I? Oh well gotta go get something to eat!

absorbentishe · 08-22-2003, 05:03 AM

You forgot to include Al Bundy!! Now there's a real man's man!

Sion · 08-22-2003, 05:44 AM

"Anyway i wouldn't care if Bill Gates wasn't intelligent . . . you do know that he's a FREAKIN BILLIONAIRE right?"

Stephen King may not have quite the billions that Gates has, but he is fucking wealthy beyond all of our incomes combined. That, combined with how cool a guy he is, makes my choice easy.

grumpyolddude · 08-22-2003, 10:06 PM

Stephen King. Inherit his cash, and great bed-time stories.

View Poll Results: Who's your daddy????
Homer Simpson	8	27.59%
Bill Gates	12	41.38%
Spider Man	5	17.24%
Stephen King	4	13.79%
Voters: 29. You may not vote on this poll

08-19-2003, 06:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
prosequence Psycho Location: YOUR MOM!!	Farder Figure Who would you want ot be your father? __________________ And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I'm no longer an agent of the system, because of you I've changed...

08-19-2003, 06:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	Bill Gates of course, then whenever he died, i would have billions and billions of dollars. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-20-2003, 06:22 AM	#6 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	bill gates easy. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

08-20-2003, 06:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I would have to pick the cartoon spiderman. If it's the film version then that would make me older than my dad. __________________ .

08-19-2003, 06:40 PM	#2 (permalink)
rainheart Psycho	Spiderman, I'd get his powers.

08-20-2003, 04:45 AM	#5 (permalink)
virus Tilted Location: NYC	yeah this is an easy choice. "i hate you dad! now give me a jet."

08-20-2003, 07:13 AM	#8 (permalink)
dexlargo Upright	I've gotta go with Homer, for the comedy value.

08-20-2003, 06:29 PM	#9 (permalink)
docbungle It's all downhill from here Location: Denver	Stephen King is the only real man of the bunch. __________________ Bad Luck City

08-20-2003, 09:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
hawkeye back from sabbatical Location: Mosptopia	Spiderman, in hopes of inheriting some kind of power... If that woiuldn't pan out, then King, at least I'd have a father with intelligence and imagination. __________________ You're not fat, You're just a giant ball of love, covered in anger.

08-21-2003, 01:51 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Moved to 'Nonsense'... __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

08-21-2003, 02:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	what i want to know is why isn't ozzy osborne in this poll? cuz i'd pick the ozz for my daddy! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-21-2003, 04:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	I'm down with getting spidys powers too. __________________ No signature at this time.

08-21-2003, 06:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	cleary, bill gates is the best option. you get all of that money. imagine the fun. imagine the chaos. brilliant. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-22-2003, 04:38 AM	#16 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	Homer cause he's yellow and like me enjoys beer and food ........mmmmmmm beer and food.........droooooooooll........ what? where was I? Oh well gotta go get something to eat! __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

08-22-2003, 05:03 AM	#17 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	You forgot to include Al Bundy!! Now there's a real man's man!

08-22-2003, 05:44 AM	#18 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	"Anyway i wouldn't care if Bill Gates wasn't intelligent . . . you do know that he's a FREAKIN BILLIONAIRE right?" Stephen King may not have quite the billions that Gates has, but he is fucking wealthy beyond all of our incomes combined. That, combined with how cool a guy he is, makes my choice easy. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-22-2003, 10:06 PM	#19 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Stephen King. Inherit his cash, and great bed-time stories. __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard